Moi: I'm odd.
Max: You're odd?
Ella: She's odd.
Chicago: Odd.
Java: You're odd.
Janica: I'm odd.
Scarlett: She's odd?
Leeanna: I'm odd.
Java: He's odd.
Chicago: Who's he?
Moi: She's odd.
Ella: They're odd.
Max: I'm odd.
Scarlett: We're odd.
Leeanna: Who's odd?
Janica: I'm odd.
Max: This is odd.
Chicago: Very odd.
Moi: That was odd.
Java: Isn't talking about oddness odd?
Leeanna: It's odd.
Scarlett: Definitely odd.
Chicago: I'm odd.
Moi: Odd.
Max: She's odd.
Java: You're odd.
Ella: We're all odd.
Leeanna: Odd.
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-bursts out laughing-
Max: You were right! That was fun!
Elliekins: Totally!
Moi: -grins-
Elliekins: Whoa, wait, why does my thing say "Elliekins"?
Java: -points at Vera-
Moi: -giggles-
Elliekins: -facepalm/sigh combo-
Maxy Waxy: Well, at least my thing isn't weird- wait, nevermind. -sigh- "Maxy Waxy"?
Moi: -giggles-
Java Sun Software: -giggles- Hey, wait a sec, mine's weird, too!
Lee-Lee: She just did it to mine, as well.
Scattles: "Scattles"? Really?
Moi: -giggles some more-
Chica: This is pointless...
Moi: Yet so much fun!
Jancy-Pie: I really don't want to know...
Chica, Lee-Lee, Scattles, and Jancy-Pie: -disappear-
Maxy Waxy: That was odd...
Elliekins: -giggles- Oddness is odd!
Maxy Waxy: -facepalm- Odd...
Elliekins: I have an idea!
Veraloca Raptor: What is it- oh, wait, nevermind, I see it... "Veraloca Raptor"?
Elliekins: -shrugs- It's the name you and Kat came up with.
Maxy Waxy: Which Kat?
Elliekins: I don't remember...
Veraloca Raptor: Me neither. I think it was Kathy, but it might've been Katrina. Meh.
Maxy Waxy: You're the PERFECT example of a friend, you know that, right?
Veraloca Raptor: -smacks- It's not my fault I get two people with very similar names mixed up! Oh, and Lily asked me to advertise for her, so here goes.
Lily, screenname Angel Ride's Ghost, is having writer's block for one of her fanfics, Ghost Angel. Go read it, it's awesome, and if you have any ideas, review one of her or my stories or PM one of us. Thanks! :)
Right, I'm going to stop advertising now... Hey, I have 70452 words archived! AWESOME!
Maxy Waxy: That is awesome... Hey, what pairing's winning the poll?
Veraloca Raptor: Eggy-
Elliekins: YAYNESS!
Veraloca Raptor: -thankfully. Aniggy and Tessigy are tied for second, and Niggy, Miggy-
Maxy Waxy: BOO!
Veraloca Raptor: -Ariggy, Mr. Chiggy, Goziggy, and Magiggy are tied for third. Anyway, I only have fourteen votes, and I want twenty-five! So go vote if you haven't already! -smiles- It's on my profile!
Maxy Waxy: Wait, I thought we were through with the advertising!?
Veraloca Raptor: -shrugs-
Elliekins: -eyeroll-
Veraloca Raptor: Hey, did you know they're turning The Host into a movie, too?
Elliekins: AWESOME!
Maxie Waxie: What's The Host? And why did my thingie change, again?
Veraloca Raptor: The Host is Stephenie Meyer's adult novel, and you're thingie changed, again, because I like "max-ee" spelled as "Maxie" better than "Maxy", and it just carried over to the "Waxy/Waxie".
Maxie Waxie: Oh, okay...
Everyone: ...
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Elliekins: Sooo...
Everyone: ...
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Maxie Waxie: This is pointless.
Veraloca Raptor: Very.
Elliekins: -sigh-
Everyone: ...
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Veraloca Raptor: I know what we can talk about!
Maxie Waxie: What?
Elliekins: Do tell.
Veraloca Raptor: ...I forgot.
Maxie Waxie: -facepalm-
Everyone: ...
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Veraloca Raptor: I remember now!
Elliekins: Tell us before you forget again...
Maxie Waxie: What Ella said.
Veraloca Raptor: Um... darn it, I forgot again. Oh, yeah! I figured out how to make Janice Janica in Matter! She got her name changed. But I'm not going to say any more than that, since that would spoil it... -giggles-
Maxie Waxie: Okay, I have a question, what the heck is a bicarbonate anthill!?
Veraloca Raptor: Like I'm going to say in the bottom A/N of the next chapter of Matter, "Ihave absolutely no idea what a bicarbonate anthill is. I might write a oneshot about it, though, so be on the lookout for that."
Elliekins: Well, you better scribble something about it in your notebook, or else you'll forget about it...
Veraloca Raptor: Oh, right! -scribbles in notebook- Anyway...
Maxie Waxie: ...
Elliekins: ...
Everyone: ...
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Maxie Waxie: This is still pointless.
Elliekins: Utterly.
Veraloca Raptor: -sigh- I know...
Everyone: ...
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Elliekins: Isn't cheese a type of ice cream?
Maxie Waxie: No.
Elliekins: But I thought cheese was a type of ice cream...,
Maxie Waxie: No, you idiot, it's not.
Elliekins: Then what is it?
Maxie Waxie: Uh... a dairy product?
Elliekins: But ice cream's a dairy product!
Maxie Waxie: ...good point.
Veraloca Raptor: Wouldn't that make ice cream a type of cheese?
Maxie Waxie: Also good point...
Elliekins: But doesn't that mean whipped cream is ice cream and a type of cheese since it's a dairy product, too?
Veraloca Raptor: ...no comment.
Maxie Waxie: Let's shut up now, before this comes even MORE random...
Veraloca Raptor: I don't think that's possible. Oh, yeah, to my readers: I'm sorry about not updating last Tuesday, like I was supposed to! Please don't kill me! -hides-
Elliekins: I have a reason for you guys not to kill her: she's going to try to update again today, in order to make up for taking two weeks to update. If she can't do two updates today, then she's going to try to do it sometime later this week... Mkayzzles?
Maxie Waxie: Um, you realize that Vera's the only one that says "Mkayzzles"?
Elliekins: Crap. Veraness really is contagious...
Veraloca Raptor: -giggles- I told you so!
Everyone: -eyeroll-
Veraloca Raptor: Oh, yeah! When I get ONE more hit to my profile page (which will give me 500 hits) I'm posting a new oneshot! -smiles- Well, really, I'm getting Skits to post it for me, but that's beside the point... It's all about Fang!
Maxie Waxie: I didn't want her to post it, since it makes Fang like an idiot...
Elliekins: ...however, I like it...
Veraloca Raptor: ...and I'm going to post no matter what you guys say and/or think.
Maxie Waxie: That was... interesting, to say the least.
Elliekins: Agreement.
Veraloca Raptor: Grrr... I've been waiting TWO DAYS, and not a SINGLE PERSON HAS VISITED MY PROFILE!!!!!!!! -sigh-
Maxie Waxie: Well, at least you haven't been waiting two YEARS...
Veraloca Raptor: Good point. YAYNESS! I JUST GOT FIVE HUNDRED HITS! I sent Skits the email I had typed up, and now she's going to post it for me! :) Be on the look out for it, readers, it's going to be called "Poor Fang".
Maxie Waxie: Yep, Skits just posted it... hey, Ella, you've been silent for a bit.
Elliekins: -takes a deep breath- SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxie Waxie: -claps hands over ears- WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FANGIRL SQUEE FOR!?
Veraloca Raptor: WE GET TO SEE NEW MOON AT 12:15AM ON THE DAY IT COMES OUT! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxie Waxie: I do believe I'm about to go deaf... wait, what!? 12;15AM!? As in, fourteen minuets after it starts showing!?
Veraloca Raptor: -vigorous nod- SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxie Waxie: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elliekins: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fang (from a thousand miles away): THE FANGIRL SQUEE! AHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!
Saint (also from a thousand miles away): -snickers-
Maxie Waxie: Okay, I'm done fangirl squeeing now. Are Fang and Saint really THAT far away from us!?
Veraloca Raptor: Uh, dunno. That was an estimation. Let me MapQuest it...
(Five minutes later...)
Veraloca Raptor: Okay, so it's more like 750 miles... but who cares!?
Elliekins: Perfectionists will.
Maxie Waxie: Whatevs...
Veraloca Raptor: ANYWAY! Did you know that-
Rain: -appears- HELLO! What do we know what?
Everyone: -screams and hits their head on the ceiling-
Maxie Waxie: Who the heck are YOU!?
Elliekins: Good question!
Rain: I am Princess Rainbowstrike Banana Hammock. What's it to you!?
Veraloca Raptor: Rain! It's only you. Phew, I thought it was Seth and/or Mahonee getting back at me for the "little Mahonees and Seths running around" comment...
Maxie Waxie: -giggles- That WAS funny, though...
Elliekins: Agreement.
Rain: Seth got all nervous because you said that. Poor puppy. -pats head-
Seth: Do I get to be in this?
Maxie Waxie: -facepalm- You ARE in this, since you said that, Eraserboy.
Seth: I'm not an Eraser! I'm a Werewolf, or a Shapeshifter, whatever floats your boat.
Maxie Waxie: Eh. Close enou-
Veraloca Raptor: MY MOM SAYS "WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT"!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs around in circle-
Vera's mom: -appears- Did someone say my name?
Minkles: -attack and devour Vera's mom-
Vera's mom: -screams- AHHH! GET AWAY! BAD MINKLES! -disappears-
Rain: That wasn't very nice, Minkles. -points finger accusingly-
Minkles: -shrug- We were bored. Talk to our lawyer. -points fingers, er, paws at Twizzles-
Twizzles: -glares menacingly at Rain-
Rain: Sorry, Twizzles! My bad. Vera, how are you gonna survive without your Mom?
Veraloca Raptor: -thinks- Well, I could always publish a book... and I AM a Junior, and going to college in a couple years.
Rain: Vera, we should plot against the shift key.
Maxie Waxie: Oh, yes, definitely. App sharing DESPISES the shift key...
Elliekins: Y'know, our readers will have no idea what we're talking about.
Veraloca Raptor: But Skits, Saint, Lily, M.G, and Kara will!
Maxie Waxie: -facepalm- Everyone else won't...
Veraloca Raptors: Welp, the aforementioned fanfictioners can explain it to them!
Elliekins: -eyeroll-
Seth: I haven't spoken in a while.
Rain: And Mahonee had nothing to do with this, right Seth?
Veraloca Raptor: -giggles-
Seth: Of course not! Mahonee's with M.G, and I'm stuck here with you four, writing fanfiction.
Veraloca Raptor: Y'know, I COULD get M.G in here... -evil grin- There will be little Mahonees and Seths running around, I promise you...
Rain: They're not legal! Oh wait, they're 15, right?
Maxie Waxie: ...that didn't make sense.
Rain: I think we should steer clear of this conversation.
Seth: I Maagrzxieee
Elliekins: What did you just say!?
Maxie Waxie: I believe Vera and Rain tried to type something at the same time... it always ends bad.
Seth: I meant to say 'I agree', but I was cut off by Vera.
Veraloca Raptor: Well, I meant to say "Maxie Waxie", but I was cut off by Seth.
Rain: Seth... Vera... play nice!
Elliekins: Yeah, we don't want Seth to get hurt... Minkles are INCREDIBLY vicious. Just check out their avatar...
Rain: OMG! Guys! Doesn't / look like an I in italics!?
Maxie Waxie: -eyeroll- Vera's been doing THAT in reviews and tweets for... what, a month!?
Veraloca Raptor: -nodnod-
Nudge: -appears out of nowhere- OOH! SEXYBACK! -starts dancing- -disappears-
Elliekins: What the heck!?
Veraloca Raptor: -giggles- SexyBack started playing on Pandora, and Nudge must love that song enough to evade her captor, randomly appear, and start dancing to it...
Maxie Waxie: -snickers-
Rain The Amazing: Everyone else had an awesome name :( I wanted one too :D.
Veraloca Raptor: Here, let me tweak the system so it does it automatically instead of you having to type it all... -messes with something- There you go!
Precipitation Girl: Thanks! Wait, "Precipitation Girl"!? OH! Rain = Precipitation... BAHA HAHAHAHAHA... no.
Veraloca Raptor: Erm... I'm not entirely sure how to get it to stop saying "Precipitation Girl" instead of "Rain"... the directions didn't say... and I can't figure it out, either.
Precipitation Girl: -uses magic stick given to her by magical dancing lobsters- -changes name-
Rain: There we go-
***SYSTEM FAILURE***
Vera looked around in the pitch black darkness that was her room. "What the heck just happened!?"
Max shrugged, and pointed at Ella, who shrugged and pointed at Max. Java said, "I think it was Rain messing with the thing, to change her name back... that could cause a system failure."
Rain looked at Seth, who rolled his eyes and said, "Great going, genius. Now you've totally screwed everything."
Rain frowned, looking at the offending magic stick.
"Those darn lobsters!" She cried, throwing the stick to the ground. "Sorry Vera!"
Vera grinned. "No, it's okay, whackier schtuff has happened... and besides, this is fun!"
Max groaned. "Fun, Vera, really!?"
Vera nodded vigorously, caused her ponytail holder to fly off and hit Seth in the face. "Oops..."
Seth groaned, picking up the ponytail holder. "This is what I get for hanging around with a bunch of whackjob writers. A ponytail holder to the face. Real nice."
"With a bunch of FEMALE whackjob writers." Max corrected.
"Aw, it's okay Seth." Rain cooed, huggling him.
Ella asked, "Hey, why is it so dark in here?"
Vera shrugged. "I didn't need the light. C'mon, let's go find a flashlight or some matches or something... or maybe, JUST MAYBE, the light switch!" Vera made "TADA!" motions.
Everyone walked around, looking for something that created light. There were a numbers of "ZOI!"s, most likely caused by Janica, along with a few "OW!"s, "OOPS!"s, and "SORRY!"s, and even one "GET THE HELL OFF MY FOOT!".
Eventually, someone found a book of matches on the shelf in the corner hidden behind books and a purple fluffy chair in the candle section or Vera's- wow. That was Nudgeian.
Anyway, whoever happened to find the book of matches lit a match, and everyone looked around at each other in the dim light.
"Well, that was interesting. Oh my god what's that in the corner?!" Rain shrieked, pointing.
Vera stared for a moment, before bursting out laughing. "That's the minkles' house!"
"Why is it PUKE GREEN!?"
Vera shrugged and said, "The minkles seem to like that color..."
"That's kind of feral..." Seth grimaced, gently trying to pry the startled girl off of him.
Suddenly, the seven furry minkles and the unfurry minkle that were the head of the minkle army swarmed out of their "house", with hordes of their minkle soldiers following behind them.
"DID YOU JUST CALL US FERAL!?" Furry Minkle #8 shouted in outrage.
"It was all him!" Rain cried, pointing at Seth in alarm.
"GET 'IM!" Furry Minkle #1 shouted. Furry Minkle #4 shouted, "LET'S DEVOUR HIM!"
The minkles let loose a ferocious war cry, which would scared the Volturi, Itex, and Max COMBINED. They charged at Seth.
"NO DON'T!" Rain screamed, "Mahonee will kill me if Seth dies in my care!"
The minkles paused for half a second, before Furry Minkle #7 shrugged, and Unfurry Minkle shouted, "WHO CARES!?"
They went back to charging at Seth. Knowing how extremely vicious minkles are (their Twitter avatar TOTALLY proves it), Vera, Max, Ella, and pretty much everyone but Seth dived out of the way.
Seth stood frozen, having no idea what to do. When the minkles reached him and started biting him, Seth screamed like a little girl and started running in circles, trying to get the minkles off.
After a couple minutes of hearing Seth scream like a little girl and crying for his "Mommy", Vera called to the minkles off. "Alright, stop attacking Seth now, or you don't get your coffee..."
The minkles, not wanting to not get their coffee, ran back into their house. Seth was curled up in the fetal position on the floor, whimpering.
"Seth!" Rain hissed. "Get up before you embarrass yourself!"
Max, who was trying to hold back laughter and failing, said, "I think he already did embarrass himself..."
"Let me rephrase- embarrass yourself even more." Rain amended.
Dizzy the Disclaimer suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "That's all for tonight, folks! Check back later for a new chapter of... Nutty Is My Middle Name!"
Everyone stared at her. Suddenly, the match went out, dumping everyone back into pitch darkness.
After a few minutes of searching for the pack of matches that had mysteriously disappeared, they gave up and decided to just go to bed.
Vera suddenly shouted, "R&R!?"
"AND DANCING LOBSTERS!" Rain shouted.
Everyone stared at her. They all shook their heads, and went to bed for real this time.
