You know what I`m addicted to? ANYTHING SWEET, FUCKING LUNCHABLES, SPLENDA, AND GARLIC FLAVORED PITA-CHIPS (Probably because I`m Greek...) FROM H.E.B! I also got married two days ago. With my two BFFZ Lizzeh and Pandah. They`re my waifus. I love them unconditionally. All the girls in class apparently decided to marry eachother. So we got married too. It`s not easy being a pimp. You know, having two wives and all. There's a word for us and that is POLYGAMIST

And that my readers, was some useless information c: Thanks juu to Naomii~ who noticed my mistake on Vivaldi's plural way of speaking! Glad you caught that! AND NOW SOME QUOTES FROM MY FRIEND RACHEL W.'s PLAY THAT SHE WROTE WITH MY OTHER FRIEND LAURA.

"She wasn't winking at you! That's just her lazy-eye acting up!"

"Jim likes pickels and ice-cream. Jim do you have baby inside you?"

Dislaimer: I do not own Heart no Kuni no Alice!

R&R *heartheartheart* Because, I'm trying to make these chapters longer xD

A/N: I've been thinking of doing a VOCALOID fanfic with maybe one or two OC/s. Thoughts? I really want to do one but I'm still not sure.

Another thing- I use a lot of quotes from the original "Alice in Wonderland" as well as the 2010 remake "Alice in Wonderland" Anyway, enjoy!

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Everyone wants a story. Everyone has a sweet sweet dream.
It's a tale with an ending so happy that it overflows from your lips.

But, I'm only one of the many pages of your life's story.

I'm a passer-by Cinderella whom you forget; as soon as I pass through your throat.

Rubbing my eyes, I squint at the clock "It`s...5pm..." Then, at the moment- I thought I might explode. "HOLY MOTHER- IT IS 5PM! THAT MEANS PETER IS WAITING AND! AND! AND!" How could I possibly forget about my meeting? I cringe at the thought of Peter once again, and quickly strip off my night-gown. Rushing and rushing, I put on a bra and fond an outfit.

At this point, I was up for anything.

I rummange and rummange through drawers and cabnets and finally found something. It was a black dress that seemed above my knees, with a nice red collar and thin red ruffles at the bottem each hem of the dress was a bloody red heart. It was almost too obvious I was staying at the Castle of Hearts. Rushing, I quickly slip on the dress, pull my hair back into a messy bun and dash out my room.

"Miss Adrianna! Master White is furious! He wants to see you right away!" Says one maid while I almost ounce down the stairs. "I`ll be rIght on it! Thank you! Tell him I`m on way!" I say still running. "Yes ma`me."

"Miss Adrianna, Master White is about to burst! He wants to see you as soon as possible!" Says a Heart Gaurd while I dash down another flight of stairs. "Thank you, Tell him I`m fine and I`m trying to get to him as fast as I can!" I respond, slightly panting. The servant bowes "Yes m`lady!"

"Miss Adrianna, is-" Finally at the bottem of the castle, and panting furiously I shout "Yes I know! Thank you! I AM WORKING ON IT!" The innocent servant looks at me and bowes "My deepest apoligies M`lady. I shall alert Master White as soon as possible." I pause, I didn`t have to be so rude. "I'm sorry, excuse me. Feel free to confront me, when I bark at you." I look at my watch "Crap! I'm sorry! I have to go! Good-bye! Hope we meet again."

Even if he didn`t have a face, I'm sure he had some sort of expression of pure confusion.

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I meet Peter outside of the castle, and by the looks of it, his face did seem as if he could blow a fuse any minute. "Miss Mari! You are LATE, LATE, LATE! What in the name of God took you ever so long? By this time we should have been GONE!" I'm late / I'm late / For a very important date. / No time to say "Hello." / Goodbye. / I'm late, I'm late, I'm late~ At least, that's what I expected to hear from the White Rabbit himself.

I brush off the invisible dirt on my dress and answer him "If you would like to know, I was sleeping. You see, You might just as well say, that 'I breathe when I sleep' is the same thing as 'I sleep when I breathe!' To answer your question, I sleep as if I was dead. That is why I am late."

Peter gives me this puzzled look and says "That makes absolutely no sense." I smile. "Exactly!" He groans. "I don't have time for this, we are already deathly late- so move your little feet and make sure to stay with me. I wouldn't know what in the world to do if you got lost."

"Alright, I'll stay close." I say, while I start pacing. He stops in his tracks and pulls me by the back of my collar. "Oh no Little Miss, you are going to be walking next to me. Not only are you an itty-bitty thing, but I want to able to make sure you don't get distracted and wander off to God knows where." He says, pulling me to the side of him. "Ack! Good gracious, not so hard! Jeez, I'm not a child!" I say, slightly flailing my arms to catch his attention. He scoffs and continues walking. I swear I heard him mumble "What an odd girl..." Somewhere along our walk.

Trying to clear the awkward little wall that seemed to seprate us, I attempt to start a small chat.

"So, Mr. White Rabbit, Is Alice your lover?" A little personal, yes. But, I was dying to know. "I'm afraid not. I love her just as much as any lover would, though." He says, slightly chuckling. Strange answer- but okay.

"Ah, I see..." I mumble. "Does she love someone else?" I ask. "No, not that I know of. Though I think she's falling for the Clockmaker." He sadly sighs out. "The Clockmaker? Who is he?" I ask curiously. Peter adjust his glasses and continues walking. "He fixes clocks. A rather depressing job, if I might add. You see, My Alice lives with that REPUNZEL of a man. All he does is lock himself up in that tower and practically forget that everyone exist. Not to mention the ridiculous length of his hair." I laugh. So the White Rabbit is jealous of the Clockmaker?

"I think you're just jealous." I say, trying not to sound rude. He blushes slightly and shouts "I most certainally am NOT! I just don't think it is healthy for Alice to be in such a morbid envirement." I chuckle "Whatever helps you sleep at night, Peter."

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We finally arrive in front of a large tower, just as Peter has said. "My darling Alice is here~" Peter says dreamily before practically hopping inside. I laugh and chase the White Rabbit up a large flight of stairs. We reach a quite intimidating, large wooden-door. Peter cheerily opens the door and I stay behind him. "Why hello Alice~ Long time no see!" He says happily while barging inside. I look around to see a man with long, navy purple colored hair pulled back into a slick ponytail behind him. That most certainly is the ClockMaker.

"Peter I saw you only a few days ago." The girl speaking had beautiful Ashy blond hair, pulled neatly down in front of her shoudlers and a blue bow that complimented her bangs. She was wearing a blue dress with a fluffy apron and striped stockings. It was almost threataning how pretty she was. Why this is Alice. But maybe not THE Alice. Maybe her name just happens TO BE Alice. So perhaps she's 'wrong' Alice.

"My dear, this is Mari Adrianna. I figured out she would like to meet you, since she is also an outsider." Peter says, pulling me out of my trance.

Alice gives me a smile "Alright. I have to say, this is a nice surprise. Come, go ahead and sit next to me. Peter, will you please leave us be for the moment?" Peter almost on que, leaves the room and goes to discuss with the Clockmaker.

"I say, I'm glad you showed up. Being surrounded by boys all day gets tiring. Plus, I feel like I'M the only sane one here." She says, sighing in relief. "How long have you been in Wonderland?" She asks.

"Oh only a few days...But, I'm slowly starting to like it here. When I get home I shall write a book about this place... that is... If I ever do get home." She laughs.

"Really? Interesting. If you dont mind me asking, Why?"

I smile. "Because this would certainly make an interesting story, Don't you think?"

**Disclaimer: I do not own the lyrics to "Eat Me" by- GUMI**