DISCLAIMER: I don't own SSB, if I did, Bayo would've gotten a buff by now.
"- THE HELL IS MY TURN GOING TO BE!" Screamed a frustrated Lucina, her being tired of the wait.
"Calm down Lucina. Your story can come next, okay?" Robin was holding up his hands, in hopes that it would pacify her
"Calm down? CALM DOWN?! HOW COME SHE GETS TWO STORIES, HUH? EXPLAIN THAT, SMART GUY!"
Corrin, who was sitting in the corner just finishing her blunt from last time, was getting impatient. She didn't have time to waste, as her story was pretty important. So, she used her dragon lance and knocked Robins head into Lucina's face. The room fell silent as the two shared the kiss. The room suddenly filled with pen scratches, Zelda going furiously to work.
It took about two minutes before Corrin got sick of that too. She decided that them bickering was more tolerable, especially considering that Robin's hand was starting to sink a bit more southwards than she would like for a T fiction. So, she reformed the lance and picked up Robin by his hood.
"Are the lovebirds done? Alright, on with my story."
"But- me and Lucy were having a moment," Robin whined
"Shut it" Corrin snapped, and flicked it on
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"I was walking out and flipped up my phone. and then it occurred to me that the WFT can operate a phone. And that the conversation wasn't private."
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PeeWeeCock: Oi, just hit me up when you're done being a big baby, 'kay?
ShantaeIsBae: has entered the chat
ShantaeIsBae: Cory, Cory Cory in the hoooooooouse
PeeWeeCock: It's a party every week, baby
ShantaeIsBae: Cory Cory Cory check it out
PeeWeeCock: That's right I'm in the house
Wii_Fit_Trainer has entered the chat
Wii_Fit_Trainer: I am here to talk about my friend Corrin.
PeeWeeCock: Who might you be?
ShantaeIsBae: Woah, I think it might be a *gasp* NPC
Wii_Fit_Trainer: I'll have you know that I am fully playable character!
ShantaeIsBae: Perhaps in Smash, sweetie, but in your home games, you're just a droning bot.
PeeWeeCock: And where is yer poisanality, eh? "Let's stretch those legs"? Real character writing there.
Wii_Fit_Trainer: I know you think that this is all fun and games, but you have probably really hurt Corrin's feelings. Can't we all just be nice?
PeeWeeCock: *SPITAKE OF THE CENTURY* rofl*9000
ShantaeIsBae: Stop it, you're making my sides hurt XD
Wii_Fit_Trainer: I'm not sure what "rofl" means, or what "XD" stands for, but it's clear that you're sorry for your actions, now that I've revealed what you've done. I know it might be hard, but could you apologize? It might be scary at first but I'm sure she'll accept it with a passion.
PeeWeeCock: DED. FRIKIN DED.
ShantaeIsBae: Look, maybe you should pack up and never touch the internet. Ever again. Mannequins shouldn't even be moving, should they Peacock?
PeeWeeCock: Nope.
Wii_Fit_Trainer has disconnected
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"So yeah, there's no redeeming myself after that horrible fuck up." Corrin was massaging her feet. "I won't be able to show my face on the internet for another umm," She checked her watch "Oh, I've waited long enough, no need to hang with you losers anymore." She was heading towards the door.
"Wait, I haven't seen her all day. How long ago was this?" Robin had his brow furrowed with concern
"Idunno, an hour ago-" Corin started
"SHUT IT, IT'S MY TURN NOW BITCH" Lucina thew Fachion like a spear. Corrin formed the dragon helmet, but the impact still knocked her out cold. Robin was taken back by it. Lucina stepped on the podium.
"Now listen here, you maggots, because my story will take you to hell and back, and then back to hell again just because it can. It all started in-"
A horn was sounded. "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT" Lucina started throwing a tantrum. Robin managed a look out the window. There was a taxi out and a white figure was approaching it. With bags. Robin connected the dots like lighting and jumped out
"I WANNA TELL MY STORY, I WANNA TELL MY STORY NOOOOOOOW!" Lucina was flailing before Peach kneeled by her side.
"hush little baby don't say a word. Because I didn't get my story either." Peach lulled Lucina to a sleep, her gently drooling on the floor. With a bow, she walked back to her seat
AN: Woah, who expected this to be another cliff hanger! And not only that, it's the penultimate chapter. Super unexpected! What will happen to the WFT? Why is Lucina so immature? Does anybody give a shit about this fic!? All of this and more will be answered next episode!
