Chaptre 9: BUFFY U SUCK!
Legit AN: Yeah, you really blew it Buffy. Also, George Way and all further permutations are all supposed to be Gerard Way, the one name Tara pretty consistently spelled correctly.
AN: BUFFY U WER SUPOSED TO WRIT DIS!111111111Z111 Fuk u! Fangs to das Goffik Pepples 4 da God Revis.
Vespa walked besides me. "did y here that Daisy that fukin prep got explained? She skepped math. Once."
"Yeah, I hop shell (geddit, hell) die. Like in Das NightMARE b4 Xmas."
"Lik hu in Das NightMARE b4 Xmas, Hot Topic Shadow Ra'ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis'hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D'eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P'e'n't'a'g'r'a'm' Draculana STORM! BloodRose?" Vespa Flipped (geddit, that's a shoot-out to u, Filly) her waiste lenhgt hair wif it's pruplee streeks that went don 2 her waste. She was wearing a blak t-shirt that said "Buffy U SUCK!" on it in red lettres. Her mini-skirt dead (geddit, I lik death) "Simple Plan" on the butt bcaus I guess she dint like SP bescause she keeps sitting on there logo. She was wering blak combattt boottts and blak fishnet.
"Lik that guy who explodd in2 all those bugs, maybe, IDK." I smelled happily. Something smelled lik blood.
"Ohm, I forgotted to mentin. When Daisy gott expelled I murdreed her and Loopin did it wif her because he's now a character and a nekfillyac (Filly, another tribute tu u.) And Dobby was watching!
I was wearing a blak t-shir with a pitcher of Marilon Manson mruderin Daisy on it in blak lettrees. It was mad of a filthnet corset. My miniskreet said "I hate Buffy" in blood red letters with pictrues of Billy Joe and Jole and Gerald killing Daisy and singin the Chornicles of Leaf and Death (geddit, cause I like death) and my stockins were fishnets. The fishnet said "U suk fuk u Buffy!" on them in red letters.
Pluto came in and we streeted skrewing. Sudenly…Snap cam in wif whips and a video camera! And Luuping was masticating to it! *chomp chomp chomp*
AN: Buffy u stil suk gimme blak (geddit, I like blak) my poser of George Way! He's so fukin seky! Aslo, du o no where my sweeter I?
