"...& I came in like bam! Pow! Ka-blam! & took them all out with one shot!"

The crew members on the replacement ship, Carnival Pride, "ooh"ed & "ahh"ed as they listened to Inuyasha's elaborate reenactment of their time on the previous cruise ship. Sesshomaru sat to his right, calmly sipping his tea & shaking his head slightly. Inuyasha was such a good liar.

"& then he says, 'You shall not pass!' so I flicked him on his forehead & it blew his brains out!"

"Oh dear!" one the crew member exclaimed.

"What about the police lady? What happened to her?" the other asked.

"Well they were holding her hostage, trying to force me to hand over all my guns & shit & when I refused they beat her up & dipped her in acid" Inuyasha said as if it irritated him, "As if the bastards didn't have enough weapons!"

"Such violence" the first member whispered, "You three are lucky to have made it out alive!"

Officer Kuchida shifted from her bed, huffing in annoyance. "It'd be nice if you guys kept it down"

"Sorry, just telling these guys about my awesome fights & our quick getaway" Inuyasha said, smiling smugly.

"Awesome fight? You got your ass beat several times & as for the quick getaway, my grandmother moves faster & she's in a motorized scooter"

Sesshomaru choked on his tea, clearing his throat several times to hide the laugh that was bubbling up his throat while Inuyasha's face turned red in embarassment.

"How would you know? You were knocked out!" he yelled.

"I dosed in & out of consciousness. I know the sound of someone getting their ass beat" Kuchida replied, pulling the blankets over her head as a sign that she was ready to go back to sleep.

The crew members & Sesshomaru chuckled a bit more then the members went off to do their work while the inu demons got up to go wander the ship.

It had been two days since they boarded this ship & it was a lot bigger. Only a handful of passengers from the previous ship boarded this one. The others were too fascinated with the island. It took the inu-demons a while to find the mess hall which was equivalent to the the lido deck but the smell of fresh baked cookies lured Sesshomaru right to it. The food was just as perfect as the previous ships' but had more variety. Inuyasha watched Sesshomaru eat sensuously slow as he himself bit off half a burger. A sudden thought came to mind: what would Sesshomaru look like with a big butt?

'More pushin' for the cushion...or something like that...'

The hanyou chuckled quietly to himself. 'Close enough'

He didn't mind Sesshomaru's ass now; it was just nice to fantasize about it being just a bit bigger.

"Why do you keep staring at me?" Sesshomaru asked quietly, head tilted slightly

Inuyasha blinked. He hadn't even realized he was but he smiled easily. "Cause you're so damn beautiful"

The inu-youkai blushed prettily, lowering his eyes shyly. "As if you hadn't had centuries to stare"

"Well excuse me for wanting to let you know every once in a while"

"It's not as if I don't appreciate it"

"Then you're welcome"

Sesshomaru gave him a look & Inuyasha smiled sweetly, reaching under the table & slowly running his hand up the dog demon's leg. The silver haired beauty raised an eyebrow, smirking.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Inuyasha murmured

"I just might be. & I'm thinking of all the positions I wouldn't mind getting in for you" Sesshomaru purred

"Uh...actually I was thinking that maybe we should hit the gym. Don't want all this food going to these lovely thighs"

The hanyou took off running as his husband snatched up a knife & got ready to throw it at him.

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Inuyasha slowly stroked Sesshomaru's hair as they lounged in their luxurious cabin. This one smelled like rose petals & vanilla, much to Sesshomaru's pleasure, & he had room for all of his stuff so he was content. After reuniting with his chocolate ice cream & Oreos they wound down for the evening, snuggling & flirting in their room.

"Ya know...when I first met you I thought you were a stuck up, pompous bastard with nothing to do but spend money" Inuyasha murmured softly, "Now that I know you better I realize...you're also funny & great in bed"

He laughed as Sesshomaru slapped him hard in the face. "I am not stuck up!"

"Ok, ok, you're not, I'm sorry"

There was a comfortable silence as the two stared out their round window, fascinated with the stars twinkling in the black sky.

"Yasha..."

"Mmm?"

"You know how you sing A Whole New World to distract me?"

"Yeah?"

"Why didn't you sing it while we were...held hostage?"

Inuyasha took a few moments to think that out. It had never even entered his mind to sing it. "Well...honestly, I don't know. I guess with all that was going on...I didn't even think about it. Plus I'm sure if I did I wouldn't have"

"Why not?"

"A guy that you just beat the shit out of randomly starts singing a song from a Disney movie that came out in 1994. What would be the first thing in your mind?"

"I beat you too much?"

"Something along those lines, yes"

"But you claim you don't care what people think of you"

"I don't!"

"Why are you getting upset?"

"I'm not!"

"Then stop yelling"

"I'm not yel-" Inuyasha sighed, "I was not even yelling"

"You were"

"I was not!"

"You're doing it again..."

"Shut up"

Sesshomaru threw him a murderous glare. "I dare you to make me"

Quicker than one could blink the hanyou had his husband's body leaning at a 45 degree angle, his mouth practically devouring his. Sesshomaru didn't mind; rough kisses were such a turn on. Inuyasha's tongue stroked his sensuously, dipping down his throat a bit before running over the roof of his mouth. Sesshomaru moaned softly & held his mate tighter. As Inuyasha's tongue retreated the hanyou sat back & simply stared into his face.

Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow. "What is it?"

The half breed lifted one side of his mouth humorlessly. "I thought for a split second I had lost you...several times"

The silver haired beauty's eyes softened. "Oh Yasha..."

"You know I'm not the kind of guy to give you this long, lovey dovey speech & I know you probably wouldn't want to hear it if I did but...I didn't want to live without you, babe"

Sesshomaru looked away, shifting as Inuyasha sat upright with him in his lap. These kinds of things were embarassing, kind of like when someone apologizes for something that really wasn't their fault. He knew the only reason why Inuyasha said it was because, well...he did almost die...several times...& that was hard on a mate. But now that that was over he just wanted to forget about everything that had happened.

"Sessh?"

The inu-demon looked up into his husband's face. "Hn?"

Inuyasha searched for something in his face before finally smiling & shaking his head. "Nothing. Let's go get something to eat"

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Aruba was everything one could ever want in a vacation: beautiful weather, beaches, tons of food & booze, shops, plenty of things to do & not to mention the lovely people. As the ship was pulling into the harbor Inuyasha & Sesshomaru leaned their elbows against the railing, watching as a crowd gathered & began to cheer, welcoming the tourists. They had on colorful attire, large feathered headdresses & a couple of them banged on drums, making beautiful music that everyone danced to while waiting for the tourists to unload. Even Sesshomaru was tapping the toe of his shoe along with the beat.

"Welcome to Kamay, Aruba, ladies & gentleman" the captain said over the PA system, "Please head calmly for the exit until we dock"

Inuyasha grabbed Sesshomaru's hand & lead him down to the lobby, waiting almost impatiently when Sesshomaru wanted to get more ice cream & Oreos.

"I haven't had any all day!" the youkai had pouted.

Stepping out onto the warm, white-almost-blue sand the two men inhaled the cool salty breeze. The natives gathered around the tourists, beating their drums at a faster tempo & singing in their language. It seemed to be a song about welcome since they greeted each tourist with a necklace of flowers, a kiss on each cheek & an invitation to begin dancing with them. Sesshomaru didn't particularly like being kissed by strangers but he brushed off the discomfort.

Inuyasha grabbed him by both of his hands & began dancing with him, laughing & spinning him around. He'd never seen the hanyou so happy, minus their wedding day & his happiness brought a smile to the dog demon's face & a warmth in his heart.

The drumming ended with a flourish & the drummers bowed & they welcomed them again before leaving them to do as they wished. Inuyasha immediately began sniffing out restaurants & found a particularly delectable snack wafting from the window of a little shop. He strolled in & nearly fainted as he gazed at a small version of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

"Welcome newcomers!" a woman greeted in a thick Dutch accent, "Holler if you need anything!"

"Sessh, we should've gotten married in here" the hanyou whispered, eyes going big.

Sesshomaru was already picking out the chocolates he wanted so he didn't hear that; there was so much to choose from! He bit back the urge to whine as he eyed an Oreo cheesecake drizzled in chocolate sauce. He already knew that had enough calories in one slice to earn him the nickname Thunder Thighs.

Inuyasha made his way over to the international chocolates & practically squealed when he saw his favorite snack. "Sessh, baby, they got Pocky!"

The woman at the register smiled, watching the two men almost drooling on the display cases. She couldn't blame them; she did the same thing before she started working here...well then again she still did it...

30 minutes & $230 [thanks to Sesshomaru's backup credit card] later the two demons went to the beach to enjoy their chocolates. Inuyasha glared enviously at the stash Sesshomaru had; they all looked so good & the demon wouldn't even share! Sesshomaru grinned at him smugly, slowly unwrapping his Ferrero Rocher.

"You know I'd share with you, Yasha..."

"You lie"

"Yes, I am actually. You know me so well"

He planted a chocolate-laced kiss on the hanyou's lips & skipped down to the water, loving how warm the water was. The rest of the day was spent at the beach. The sun stayed in the sky longer than they were used to but it wasn't nearly as hot as they were used to. It didn't feel any hotter than eighty degrees.

They lugged the rest of their treats back onto the ship & laid in bed to snuggle. Inuyasha stretched out on his back on their wonderously comfortable bed while Sesshomaru curled up at his side, his head on top of the half breed's heart.

"You know...this is probably the most awesome chocolate I've ever had" Inuyasha murmured.

"As expensive as it was, it'd better be" Sesshomaru replied before licking his fingers appreciatively.

"Hmm...even if it didn't, you licking your finger is giving me some good ideas..."

"Oh?"

Sesshomaru raised his head & was practically attacked as Inuyasha pressed their mouths together, rolling so that he was on top. He plunged his tongue into his husband's mouth & moaned at the sinfully chocolatey taste. He'd have to get Sesshomaru eat more chocolate in the future. The silver haired beauty wrapped his arms around his neck & his slender legs around his waist, raising his hips suggestively.

"My, my, aren't we impatient?" Inuyasha purred.

Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes at him, tangling his fingers in the hanyou's hair. "Shut up & fuck me"

"Your wish is my command"

Inuyasha pulled the demon's pants off before slowly sucking his fingers, settling his half-mast lustful gaze on his husband, loving how he writhed.

"Yasha..." he whined.

The half breed gave his digits one last lick before he was slowly scissoring the inu-youkai open, pumping his hardened cock with the other hand. Sesshomaru panted, his hand wandering up to his mouth to mimic what the fingers were doing in his entrance.

"You like that, don't you?" Inuyasha whispered huskily in his ear, slowly licking the shell.

"Nnnnnngh...please, big daddy..."

A low, rumbling growl vibrated in Inuyasha's chest as he added another finger & picked up the pace, watching in satisfaction as Sesshomaru bit his bottom lip, head turning side to side as he succumbed to the burning lust.

"Oh Yasha..."

When Inuyasha curled his fingers he brushed a bundle of nerves & Sesshomaru's back arched, a strangle cry falling from his lips. Inuyasha did it again & grinned mischievously when he got the same reaction.

'Bingo'

He continued doing so until his mate tensed, ready to climax & withdrew his fingers, earning him a very murderous glare.

"Inuyasha..." Sesshomaru snarled each syllable

The hanyou smiled diabolically. "You mad?"

"Fuck me before I force you to!"

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "Now how would you force me-"

Sesshomaru yanked him down by his hair & made their lips slam together in a rough kiss while he maneuvered his mate's cock into his entrance. Inuyasha didn't mind being practically man-handled; he knew every once in a while his sweetheart needed to be reminded of the lord he once was, of being in control & powerful. It was actually quite a turn on when Sesshomaru got wild.

Already setting the pace fast Sesshomaru rode as if he was on top, gaining more speed when he shifted his legs to Inuyasha's shoulders. The hanyou smiled devilishly & licked his lips slowly.

"Oh baby!"

Sesshomaru was concentrating too much on the pleasure shooting through his body to pay attention to much else. A long, rumbling growl rolled off his tongue & he hissed as he inhaled which was followed by an animalistic moan.

"Holy fuuuuck...nngh, nngh, yes, uh, uh, daddy, yes!"

"Mmmmm, Daddy likes it like that, baby"

Sesshomaru arched his back as a particularly sweet spot was hit over & over & he tensed, a loud groan falling from his lips which grew into a yell as he came, hips thrusting involuntarily, hand pulling hard on Inuyasha's hair. The half breed had no choice but to come, as Sesshomaru's muscles milked him of his seed.

Setting the pace so fast so early on tired Inuyasha out but before he could even catch his breath properly Sesshomaru was shifting into another position, slowly rocking.

"Mmmm, Yasha..."

"Babe, you're not tired?"

"Mmm...nnngh...no..."

Inuyasha wrapped one arm around his waist & flipped him over so that Sesshomaru was on top, facing away from him & he was lying on his back. He kept one hand on the slender waist & the other behind his head as he let his mate do as he willed. His youkai purred in approval.

'I picked such a talented mate...'

'Ummm according to my calculations, it was me who picked him'

'Actually you didn't even want to mate him at first, don't you remember?"

'I didn't want to marry at first. I didn't mind mating'

'So you're saying you only got involved with him to get in his pants? Oh wait till he hears about this'

'You better not, you bastard!'

Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow when Inuyasha's hand would go from caressing his side to tapping him on the shoulder, as if to gain his attention, & back again.

"Are you having technical difficulties, Yasha?"

"Ye-no babe I'm fine, you're doing great"

"Why are you fighting your demon?"

"I have to tell yo-because he's having...impure...thoughts"

The inu-youkai stopped & looked over his shoulder. "Say what?"

Inuyasha's kept changing by the second: his eyes flashing red, fangs growing longer before shrinking, ears jumping to the top of his head before disappearing then coming back...

Sesshomaru crossed his arms. "Have to tell me what?"

"Nothin-got with you to get in your pa-nothing at all, babe"

"Get in my what?"

"PANTS-i-in your arms, baby, I want to be in your arms. You give the best hugs-"

"You got with me to get in my pants?"

'Thanks, asshole'

'You're very welcome'

He was about to respond until Sesshomaru began to growl & looked up to see the youkai's red eyes glaring down at him. "Alpha...used me?"

"No, no, baby, there's more to you than just the party in your pants" Inuyasha replied smiling sweetly.

"As in...?"

"Uh...er, well, umm...well, you're fucking gorgeous, for one!"

Sesshomaru's glare grew fiercer.

"Uh, & umm...you're hella smart, a fucking genius, not to mention you, umm...you're really strong!"

"Go on"

'Geeze someone likes his ego stroked'. "& of course no one is as graceful & powerful as you are, my dear"

Sesshomaru hummed in approval.

"A-and have you looked in the mirror lately? Have you seen anyone as beautiful as you? Have ya?"

"No"

"You know why?"

The inu-youkai lifted an eyebrow.

"Cause no one like that exists"

Sesshomaru stared at him a while before relaxing & leaning forward to kiss him passionately. "Alpha so good to me..."

"Oh you know it baby..."

"Alpha make me feel so good"

"Mhm, every night..."

"Alpha buy me gifts"

"All the time-wait, what?"

Sesshomaru stood abruptly & sauntered into the bathroom, gazing over his shoulder. "Since Alpha only had eyes for my body Alpha can go without it for a while"

Inuyasha groaned & covered his eyes with his forearm in exasperation. 'You fucking asshole!'

His youkai grinned smugly. 'You're restricted from sex. I am not'

"Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"

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& that is the end of my story guys =] I tried to make it funny...don't know if I suceeded...But anywho thank you beaucoup for all your wonderful reviews! I read each & every one though I didn't respond to all of them. Not much time in a day anymore! . But I'm working on another story so sit tight for me guys! Ja nae =D