A/n:... On with the story~


China a.k.a. Yao Wang is strolling around a carnival somewhere in Florida and he passed by a stall where you should shoot your prize with a pellet gun and a stuff toy caught his eye.

He gasped. "Hello Kitty.. Kawaii -aru.. I don't think I already have that kind of Hello Kitty stuff toy before -aru."

The girl at the stall smiled at him and asked if he wants to play. The Chinese agreed immediately and paid the lady, who handed him the toy gun.

"You only have three tries, sir. So you need to focus." The girl said.

Yao nodded and aimed for the toy. "I should hit it -aru.."

Bang

He groaned. "Close -aru.. Okay. Another one.."

Bang

He gripped at the toy gun. "Ngh.. Another close one -aru!.."

The girl held her giggle. The Chinese boy is really cute when he's really focused.

He aimed again. "I won't lose this time -aru!..."

"Ah! Chuugoku! Hello~" A childish voice called.

The Chinese man lost his focus. "Eh-? Ah!"

Bang

He cried. "Grahh! I was gonna get it -aru! Lost -aru! Lost!" He glared at the one who broke his concentration. It was no other than our favorite Russian.. Ivan Braginski.

He blinked and tilted his head. "Eh~? I didn't know that you're playing. Я огорченн[1].."

Yao's glare didn't last long as the Russian said his lines cutely. He sighed. "It's alright..I'll play again -aru.."

He paid the lady again and aimed at the prize that he wanted.

"That's a cute one, da?" Ivan said behind him.

Yao grunted. "Isn't it -aru? Now, I'm trying to focus..."

The air is getting tense. He was going to pull the trigger until Ivan neared him from behind and held his hands and made him tightened his grip on the toy gun.

Yao blinked as he blushed. "Wha- What are you doing -aru?..."

Ah.. He's not struggling... "Stay calm.. nufufu~ Aren't you supposed to good at this? You have been living for 4000 years."

Yao grunted. "I'm not used with guns..."

Ivan just smiled and adjusted his aim. So close... Yao-Yao.. "Pull it."

Yao quickly pull the trigger.

Bang!

Yao's eyes sparkled as he gasped. "Ah! It's hit -aru! We won -aruuuu~!"

Ivan giggled. "Of course.." He said as an aura glowed from him.

The lady gave them the prize while trying to stop her nose to bleed. "H-Here you go."

Yao grabbed the toy and hugged it closely. "Ah~! So cute -aru.."

Ivan blinked as he adored his sight of the Chinese man.

Yao looked at him and smiled brightly. "Thank you -aru..."

The Russian blushed and smiled back. "Un.. .Вы радушны, солнцецвет.[2]"

"Ah! I'm making dinner at my house here in Florida. It's really near. Want to stop by?"Yao offered him as he hugged the Stuff toy again.

"Hm~ If I did, Will you be become one with me?" Ivan smiled innocently.

Yao was busy with his stuff toy. "Un..."

Ivan stood still. "...You will? I knew you would~"

Yao snapped out. "What? Wha-? NO WAY -ARU! Let me go! Put me down -aru! Russia! Put me down!" He screamed as he Russian carried him away to Yao's home. Leaving the lady, who already fainted because of the overwhelming pleasure of Yaoi...


A/N: ...Sorry, China.. Go, Russia!

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[1] I'm sorry.

[2] You're welcome, Sunflower.