The Summer of Nick, Eduard and Gwen
Part 9
Ninth Day (Tuesday, June 9)
(*we cut to a scene where Sammy-Seven is in the streets of Mexico, dressed as a cop*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Narrator, with his own eyes): "Did you know that I, a Animite, am going to de-stroy teh othersider race, (*smiles*) one way or another?"*)
(*Narrator (to Sammy-Seven): "(*laughs*) Destroy the othersider race...(*gasps*) (*yells*) THE OTHERSIDER RACE! (*calmly*) I'm out."*)
(*cut*)
(*there's a scene where Alejandro is driving Trick Legkiksky to her surprise location*)
(*Alejandro (to Trick Legkiksky): "See, Trick? This is where I have been planning for you to go there."*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Alejandro): "(*softly giggles*) (*whispers*) Thank you, Alejandro."*)
(*Alejandro (to Trick Legkiksky): "You are welcome, Senorita Trick Legkiksky."*)
(*cut*; *some Mexican cops appear out of nowhere*)
(*Trick turns her head and points her finger to the cops, then screams*)
(*Trick Legkiksky: "TEH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!"*)
(*Alejandro (to Trick Legkiksky): "Senorita Trick, the police is not to be feared."*)
(*static noises*; *Alejandro in a Mexican anytime confessional*)
(*Alejandro: "Girl (*eyes bulge*) really needs to respect authority, not scream at them."*)
(*static noises*; "Trick Legkiksky in the same anytime confessional*)
(*Trick Legkiksky: "(*whispers*) These authorities...(*yells*) ARE GOIN' (*pounds her fists in anger*) DOWN, DOWN, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!"*)
(*static noises*)
(*we are at a scene where Alejandro and Trick Legkiksky head to a hair salon*)
(*Alejandro (to Trick Legkiksky): "And here is el salon, Trick Legkiksky."*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Alejandro): "(*squee*) BEST! SURPRISE! EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Mexican beauty salon worker: "(*wands hand at Alejandro and Trick*) Aloha!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Alejandro): "Alejandro, what did that girl say?"*)
(*Alejandro (to Trick Legkiksky): "She said "Aloha." It is "hello" in Spanish."*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to the Mexican beauty salon worker: "(*waves hand at her*) Aloha, beauty salon girl!"*)
(*Mexican beauty salon worker (to Trick): "(*in a Spanish accent*) It is a pleasure to meet you. Anyway, let's get started. That will be seven-hundred donitas, please."*)
(*cut*)
(*Trick Legkiksky: "WHAT TEH?! (*to the Mexican beauty salon worker*) FINE! (*gives her the money*) But, (*whispers*) make it snappy."*)
(*cut*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to everyone working at the hair salon): "Okay, everyone. Here's the plan: (*to a Mexican hair-dyer*) YOU! Dye my hair (*whispers, while pointing at her hair, clearly turning orange*) white! (*to a Mexican spa worker*) YOU! Rub my back, so I feel I'm in SHAPE! (*to a Mexican worker while pointing her finger at her*) YOOOOOOOOOOOOU! (*whispers*) Give me a latteeeeee!"*)
(*All workers (to Trick): "Yes, Senorita Trick!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Mexican hair-dyer (to Trick): "But there is only one teensy-weensy little problem."*)
(*cut*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Mexican hair-dyer): "(*whispers*) What's that?"*)
(*cut*)
(*Mexican hair-dyer (to Trick): "We could not find the blanco hair dye. So you will settle for (*cut*) (*shows Trick a different hair-dye*) verde."*)
(*cut*)
(*Trick Legkiksky (to Mexican hair-dyer): "Huh? (*yells*) You're givin' me green haaaaaair?! GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Mexican hair-dyer (to Trick): "We found out on that we were running low on white dye hair, so you will have verde hair."*)
(*Trick grabs the Mexican hair-dyer by his vest*)
(*Mexican hair-dyer (to Trick): "Sorry, you are not going to hurt me."*)
(*Trick (to Mexican hair-dyer): "Fine. But at least you got everything right. Well, most everything."*)
(*static noises*; *Trick in the Mexican anytime confessional, with white face mask, tower around her hair, wearing a white robe*)
(*Trick: "Hehehehehe. (*about the hair salon workers*) My wishes are at their command."*)
(*static noises*; *Alejandro in the Mexican anytime confessional*)
(*Alejandro: "(*about Trick*) Girl REALLY needs to respect my country."*)
(*static noises*)
(*beauty salon montage plays, as Trick gets her spa treatment done, her hair makeover done and make-up done by everyone*)
(*cut*)
(*Trick (to Alejandro, in a shawl): "Ladies and gentlemen, meet...(*removes shawl from herself*) teh new Trick!"*)
(*a shining golden background is shown and the music that plays during Dr. Claw's 1970's commercial from the Inspector Gadget (2015) episode "A Higher Class of MAD" plays as Trick poses while revealing her new physical self: more human-looking body, wearing a pink, sparkly princess-style dress with pink lips and pink high heels, to Alejandro.*)
(*cut*)
(*Alejandro (to Trick): "Whoa. You look...magnifico."*)
(*Trick (to Alejandro: "Thank you."*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Trick, with Alejandro holding her left hand): "Why are you leaving me?"*)
(*Trick (to Sammy-Seven): "(*whispers*) I'm don't wanna talk to you anymore. (*yells*) HOBO!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven gasps with a sad look on his face*)
(*cut*)
(*the camera pans out*)
(*Sammy-Seven (with a dramatic pose, saddened): "(*flatly*)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"*)
(*cut*)
Crystrayus, tired from all that rampaging through the residences of everyone, was sleeping on the fountain...(*camera pans out a bit*) that belonged to a mansion. As silhouettes of two identical girls appeared on the porch, one pushed the other off it while saying "Ugh! Get off der porch, Samey!" to her, as our camera reveals that it's Amy (the much-maligned twin, still in her red cheerleader outfit) who pushed Sammy (in her blue top and pink shorts) off the porch. And as Sammy got up and went to the house, crying, Amy saw the being and said "What is this thing doin' on our porch? (*to Sammy*) SAMEY! (*clutches her fist*) GET OVER HERE!" to Sammy (obviously) who said, "(*sniffs*) Yeah, Amy?" to Amy (obviously), who said "Remove dat ding before it catches Mom off-guard!" Sammy tried to rid their home (or at least their home's fountain, to be exact) of the being, only for the being to yell "(*pulls sword out of seemingly endless pockets and threatens Sammy at swordpoint*) GET OFF!" at Sammy, who escaped from the being, escaping from her. Amy said to Sammy, "You are such a loser, SAMEY!" and then she talked to the being "How'd you scare off Samey while coming to life?" and the latter responded as he opened his eyes, "'CAUSE I'M CRYSTRAYUS, BRA!"; Amy and Crystrayus screamed at each other through fingerpoint.
(*Both: "Who are ya- (*pause for a moment*) How'd you- (*pause for a moment*) Why are ya here?"*)
(*Crystrayus (to Amy): "You ain't lookin' at me, bra."*)
(*Amy (to Crystrayus): "Oh my gag! Don't look at me, kid. I- (*gasps with glee*) Wait a sec. We've got SO much in common!"*)
(*Crystrayus (to Amy): "Like teh way we talk, toots."*)
(*Amy (to Crystrayus): "Like, totes! We have a hatred for and pick on people we treat like trash!"*)
(*Crystrayus (to Amy): "I call Eduard "Deaduard"! "Cause he's a zombie!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Amy (to Crystrayus): "And I call Sammy "Samey" because she looks so identical to me!*)
(*cut to both of them*)
(*Crystrayus (to Amy): "Say, Amy...how 'bout we...TRY TO DESTROY EVERTHING IN SIGHT?"*)
(*Amy (to Crystrayus): "Oh my gag! I've never dought about it before! Let's! I declare you the new doer of stuff that stinks! (*to Sammy, through megaphone*) LATER, SAMEY!"*)
(*cut*)
(*the two rub their hands and laugh maniacally as they are about to destroy the town*)
(*cut to montage of Crystrayus and Amy committing evil acts together, consisting of Amy pretending to pay for make-up in a fancy store while crossing fingers to Crystrayus as it's the signal as he steals other make-up for her and puts it in her cart, Crystrayus climbing up a statue and remaking it into a statue posing Crystrayus and Amy while maniacally laughing, Amy pretending to try out for cheerleader practice, while using fire pom-poms to burn the attendees (Kitty, Lindsay, Natalia, Katie, Carrie, Staci, Taylor and Sadie) and Amy and Crystrayus putting a time bomb on the principal's desk at Wawanawka University and writing a note saying "Samey did it!" on said office's door*)
(*cut*)
(*Crystrayus (to Amy): "Thanks, Amy! I've finally got to commit REAL acts of EEEEEEEVIIIIIL!"*)
(*Max (offscreen, to Crystrayus): "YOU LOWER EEEEEEEVIL JUST STOLE MY VERY WELL-USED WORD!"*)
(*Crystrayus (to Max): "DON'T CARE!"*)
(*Amy (to Crystrayus): "So, my little buddy, what'll we do next?"*)
(*Crystrayus (to Amy): "Prehaps...(*yells*) Use (*shows Amy a club*) this to hit people into submission!"*)
(*Amy (to Crystrayus): "(*swings arm up in the air*) Ex. Cel. LENT!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Nickolas (while looking for something good to watch): "I wonder what's on the Canadian Broadcasting Channel."*)
(*Nickolas turns on the TV*)
(*Newscaster (on TV): "We interrupt this program to give you some breaking news!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Nickolas: "(*yells*) SNAP!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Newscaster (on TV): "Two mysterious crooks have committed acts of villainy across Totaldrama. (*to his co-newscaster*) Take it away, June McChance!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Nickolas: "(*shocked*) Oh boy."*)
(*cut*)
(*June (obviously Totaldrama's own Chance Happening, on TV): "(*to Newscaster*) Yes, Buzz!"*)
(*Nickolas (offscreen): "(*confused*) His name's Buzz?"*)
(*June: "It appears to that the two have committed such acts recently, like set fire to cheer-leading session. (*to Lindsay*) Lindsay?"*)
(*cut*)
(*Lindsay (to June): "Uh...uh...What was that again?"*)
(*Taylor (to Lindsay): "(*bumps into Lindsay on purpose*) Listen, you meathead! Just tell June what ding happened to us!"*)
(*Lindsay (to June): "Amy sent fire to cheer-leading session."*)
(*cut*; *cheerleaders gasp*)
(*cut*)
(*Lindsay: "(*gasps*) Did I just say that? (*confused*) Oh no...let me just...start it all over."*)
(*Nickolas turns off the TV*)
(*Nickolas (to Gwen, Ben and Eduard): "Gwen! Ben! Eduard! Come quick!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen (to Nickolas, coming downstairs): "What is Nickolas? I'm trying to do some art! (*glad*) One that'll scare the daylights out of any doubters!"*)
(*Ben (to Nickolas): "Yeah! Tell us, Nickolas! (*whispers*) We're ALL ears."*)
(*Eduard gasps*)
(*cut*)
(*Nickolas (to all three of them): "Amy's committing some acts of pure evil along with a certain someone whose identity you do not want to find out until the third online novel!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "(*yells*) Amy? WHO'S AMY?!"*)
(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "Sammy's evil twin. That, and she pulled crocodile tears (the tears the villain pretends to have to trick the hero into thinking he/she hurt his/her feelings) on Amy, bullies her and everyone relentlessly and still sucks her thumb."*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen: "(*gasps*) You might be right or wrong, Nickolas. Anyway, let's go find out that "Amy" you're talkin' about."*)
(*cut to Gwen, Ben, Eduard and Nickolas at Heather's mansion*)
(*Gwen (to Heather, tied to a chair): "Okay, Heather. Did you do it? Say "yes" or "no"."*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather (to Gwen): "I'm not talking to you, weird goth girl! I'm warning you!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "Nickolas."*)
(*cut*)
(*Nickolas (turns head to Gwen): "You called?"*)
(*cut to a now widescreen scene*)
(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "Throw her make-up out the window."*)
(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "(*whispers*) But we're supposed to be the heroes! We can't just throw someone's stuff out the window, it's kinda nasty."*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "Do it."*)
(*Nickolas: "(*sadly*) Meh."*)
(*Nickolas seemingly throws Heather's make up out of her window*)
(*Heather (to Gwen): "(*yells*) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (*scared*) OKAY! OKAY! I'll ta-a-a-a-a-a-a-alk! (*cries*) Please! I'll do anything for yo-o-o-o-o-o-ou!"*)
(*Gwen (to Heather): "Really? Then can ya tell us where this "Amy" lives?"*)
(*Heather (to Gwen): "Okay! Okay! She lives in a mansion, just like me."*)
(*Gwen (to Heather): "Yeah. Go on."*)
(*Heather (to Gwen): "That's ALL I know!"*)
(*Gwen (to Heather, as she unties her): "Yeah. We'll spare ya this time."*)
(*Gwen (to Ben, Eduard and Nickolas): "C'mon, little bros. We're outta here."*)
(*Nickolas: "The gaaaaaame's afoot! Sort of."*)
(*Heather (folding her arms): "(*rolls eyes at Gwen*) Hmph!"*)
(*cut to the four in Scott's house*)
(*Gwen (to Scott): "Scott, do you where "Amy" lives?"*)
(*Scott (to Gwen): "(*snarks*) Fine. Amy is at the town hall, with a unidentified someone!"*)
(*Gwen (to Scott): "Y'know, you're right. (*to the three*) Let's go."*)
(*Gwen walks alongside Eduard, Ben and Nickolas*)
(*cut to Shawn's house, where a crying Sammy is in Jasmine's arms with Hattie coming to console her*)
(*Jasmine (as Hattie consoles Sammy, to her): "Don't worry Sammy. You're not the bad girl. You are a kindred soul with a broken heart that needs mending."*)
(*Hattie consoles Sammy*)
(*Sammy (to Hattie and Jasmine): "Thank you, you two."*)
(*static noises*; *Sammy in the anytime confessional*)
(*Sammy: "These two...are nothing but nice to me.*)
(*static noises*; "Hattie in a seeming anytime confessional...actually just a portable bathroom with a camera*)
(*Hattie (looking at the camera): "Hattie consoled Sammy."*)
(*Jasmine (offscreen): "(*knocks on the portable restroom door*) Hattie, are ya done yet? I've got to go!"*)
(*static noises*)
(*Gwen (to Jasmine): "Jas!"*)
(*Jasmine (to Gwen): "Yes?"*)
(*Gwen (to Jasmine): "Have you seen this "Amy" girl?"*)
(*Jasmine (to Gwen): "Oh. Amy's real! I saw her and that triangular-headed guy at the town hall, smashing everything in sight...in the process!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen, Nickolas, Eduard and Ben look out the window at Amy and Crystrayus smashing things"*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen (to Nickolas, after peaking the window with him): "(*whispers*) Nickolas! You're right! Amy is real!"*)
(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "I am? Why thank you, Gwen."*)
(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "You're welcome!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Nickolas (to Amy): "Don't worry Amy. Everything will be alright."*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen and company left Jasmine's house to see the chaos*)
(*Gwen and company gasp at Amy and Crystrayus smashing things*)
(*Crystrayus and Amy maniacally laugh*)
(*Amy (to Gwen): "So, gothy! We meet!"*)
(*Gwen (to Amy): "(*snarkily*) Well what do ya know. The Evil Twin and her sidekick. (*flatly*) Yaaaaay."*)
(*Crystrayus (to Gwen): "Enough talk! Let's how good you ALL are!"*)
(*Crystrayus knocks out Ben, Gwen and Eduard*)
(*Ben and Eduard screams*)
(*Gwen (after Crystrayus attacks her): "GAAAAAAAAW! Ow!"*)
(*Nickolas (to Crystrayus and Amy): "Amy! Crystrayus! Will you two please stop picking on my friends? It bothers me."*)
(*Amy (to Nickolas): "Like, (*folds her arms and shuts her eyes*) not gonna happen!"*)
(*Nickolas (to Crystrayus and Amy): "Will you two please stop picking on my friends? It bothers me."*)
(*Crystrayus (to Nickolas): "No can do Sickolas! HAHAHAHAHA!"*)
(*Nickolas (to Crystrayus and Amy): "Will you two please stop picking on my friends? It bothers me."*)
(*Amy (to Nickolas): "That's it! Welcome to (*grabs club*) club, my friend! (*proceeds to whack him with said club*)"*)
(*Gwen (to Amy, as she sees her whacking on Nickolas): "HEY! NO ONE DOES THAT TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS!"*)
(*Ben (to Crystrayus): "Okay, kid. Ya asked for it."*)
(*Gwen and Ben fight Amy and Crystrayus and tied them with their own hair*)
(*Amy (to everyone, except Crystrayus): "Oh my gag! CURSE YOU BLASTED GWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"*)
(*Gwen (to Amy and Crystrayus): "I'm turnin' ya both in to juvie."*)
(*cut*)
(*Amy and Crystrayus: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"*)
(*cut*)
(*the police arrived*)
(*Sanders (as she puts chain-cuffs on Crystrayus and Amy's hands): "You're both under arrest for sending fire to cheerleading session and trying to destroy the town!"*)
(*Crystrayus (to a frightened Eduard): "(*whispers*) Listen you snot! When we meet again, it just won't be pretty! GOT IT?!"*)
(*Sanders puts Crystrayus and Amy into the police car and drives off*)
(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "Well, we did some fine crime-fighting work together."*)
(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "We should team up more often, and some day, we'll become a pair, like Shawn and Jasmine, Owen and Noah, Geoff and Bridgette..."*)
(*cut to Amy and Crystrayus in somewhere else*)
(*Amy (to Crystrayus): "Great, Crystrayus. Another fine mess you've gotten us into.'*)
(*Crystrayus (to Amy): "LISTEN, BRA! YOU AIN'T GONNA BE GETTING OUT ANY TIME SOON! (*notices some bars and grabs them*) What the? Is that...(*cut*) JAIL!?"*)
(*Sammy (on-speaker, to Amy): "(*sing-songily*) Hope you like jail food, Amy."*)
(*Police guard (offscreen, to all the juvie jailbirds (Crystrayus and Amy included)): "FOOD'S READY!"*)
(*Amy and Crystrayus (after the (off-screen) police guard gives them all food that tastes disgusting): "(*scream with scared looks on their faces*) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"*)
(*Amy: "(*scared*) I'm not eating that slop!"*)
(*Crystrayus (to Amy): "(*scared*) Neither am I!"*)
(*static noises*; *Gwen in the anytime confessional*)
(*Gwen: "(*about Nickolas*) I gonna say, for all his faults, Nickolas' a decent guy inside."*)
(*static noises*; "Nickolas in the anytime confessional*)
(*Nickolas: "To quote many characters who've done some police work...case closed."*)
(*static noises as the chapter ends*)
