HI ppl :D
We are very happy so expect a good chp!!
ASH: Mebbe... (SHIFTY EYES)
Nica: Don't act like a fag ok?
ASh: Ok. (acts like a fag)
Nica: I'll deal with you later...
DUNAANNANANANANAANAANANNANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'OMG!!!!!! IT'S YODA!!!!!!!!!!!' I screamed.
'No, that's Locko,' Nica snapped.
'Oh...' I said, disappointed. 'Well then that's Jabba over there!'
'It's Hurley. Get over it.' Nica growled.
'I continued to make comparisons between characters from Star wars and the Losties until Nica snapped a branch over my head.
'SHUDDDUP!!!!!!!!!' she roared.
'Hey, if we're chosen ones, who would we be?' I asked, completely unperturbed despite a rather large bruise on my head.
'I'M ANAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Nica screamed at once. 'HE'S FRIGGIN SEXY!!!!!!!!!'
Boone appeared out of nowhere looking hurt then mysteriously melted back into the jungle. We ignored this and I wondered who I would be.
'Han Solo? Nah, he's a perv. And I'm a chick. That'd be wrong.' I mused.
'I'M STILL ANAKIN!!!!' Nica sang. 'He's a sexy beast... reeowr!!!!'
'You realise that since you're him, you can't like... do bad stuff to him or that would be self molestation.' I said.
Nica looked shocked. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' she screamed.
'HAHA!!!! Hmmm... I do believe that I'll be that Padme chick. Anakin's GIRLFRIEND, hahahahahaha!!!!'
'So what Anakin is married to me. BURN!!!' she suddenly dragged Anakin out of nowhere and started pashing him.
It took several hours to get Nica away from Anakin and shove him back through his portal.
when I find Sexyman, I thought savgely, dragging a thrashing Nica away from the portal, I will shoot him.
I dragged Nica down to the beach where we witnessed Boone drowning himself while we made more comparisons, Nica strangely eager to join in this time, probably because she was feeling so bitchy.
'HA!!!! FAT MOLE JABBA!!!!!' Nica screamed at a poor unsuspecting Hurley.
Sawyer was saving Boone when I turned around, so I said. 'Awwww, soooo cute!!!! That's Han Solo all the way!!!'
''Well then Booney's LUKE SKYWALKER!!!!!' she gushed.
'And there's Jar Jar Binks!' I scowled, glaring at Jackeriearse. Whipping out my lightsabre, I charged at JJB.
'DIE YOU BASTARD!!!!' I screamed.
Nica waved a little flag with the word "Ash" on it and spectated with enthusiasm. 'WOOO ASH!!!!!!!!!!'
When I came back, Nica pointed out something.
'You have something on your shirt!' Nica said.
'Do I have something on my shirt???' I asked.
'Ya you have something on your shirt!' Nica said.
'I don't think I have sumthin on ma shirt,' I said.
'I think ya do!'
'No I don't!'
'YES YA DO!!!'
'I WORE MA BIB!!!!!' I screamed.
We stared at each other weirdly, Nica staring at the I love Sawyer bib.
After more weird staring we went back to comparisons.
'LOOK!!!!! DUMBLEDOREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Nica screamed so forcefully I began to wonder why her lungs hadn't just exploded out of her mouth and covered me with their grott.
'And there's Haggis,' she said proudly.
'Isn't it Hagrid?' I asked, peering at the newcomers.
'No. It's HAGGIS.' she insisted
'I thought haggis was a food.' I said.
'Nope that's Hagrid. Y'see, you go into restaurants and ya say, "I'll have some Hagrid thanks," and they say "piss off mate." and you sue them for millions and MILLIONS!!!!' she sang.
'Too much sugar there Nica. Too much.' I shook my head at her.
'OH MY GORSH, IT'S HARRY AND HERMIONE IN THE BUSHES!!!!!!' Nica screamed suddenly.
'Huh?' I said. A screaming Ron suddenly ran past me and leapt into the ocean to try and drown himself. Bewildered, I wondered what the hell was going on.
'Sexyman must have opened up another portal!' I cried.
Doubling my resolve to shoot him in the ass, I got out my lightsabre and and began herding all of the characters back into their world.
'Dude. Beard. Not cool.' Nica said to Dumbledore, who seemed a little weirded out by the happenings, especially as he was supposed to be DEAD.
Of course, Nica, who had absolutely NO TACT WHATSOEVER began to list a million different reasons why she hated his beard.
'It's smelly, it's creepy, it's bloody LONG and DISGUSTING, it's just plain GROSS...' she said, ticking them off on her fingers.
'Stop harrassing him, would you?' I snapped, chasing them all into the portal. 'He's supposed to be DEAD, isn't he?'
A few minutes later, I had driven everyone back into their world, but I was still bloody angry.
'Hey, where you going?' she called after me as I stalked into the jungle.
'I'm going to find Sexyman.'
Yeah, I'M ANGRY!!!!! Grrrr! Sexyman's gonna get it!
N/N: Yeah, I like Anakin. IS THAT A CRIME???????????
Shaddup Nica. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!
