Today, I killed my pet human because he was getting boring. Then I got even more bored. When I tried to find a replacement, I realized that it will be impossible to find anyone as crazy as Light was, not even in a mental institution. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5) – you deserved it (743245299394004)

miscellaneous – by Ryuk (human watcher) – Mu (Shinigami Realm)

COMMENTS

You are only now realizing my brilliance and glory, Ryuk?

by Light Yagami

Did you even read the whole paragraph, Light-kun, or do you just have selective reading?

by L

Shut up, I won first place in the world speed-reading competition!

by Light Yagami

There is no such thing.

by L

Is too!

by Light Yagami

Is not.

by L

Is too!

by Light Yagami

Is not.

by L

Is too!

by Light Yagami

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