Well sorry it took so long again. This one shot will not only be Michiru's birthday story, but it's also going to be a parody. The other day I found doujinshi scans of a Detective Conen parody where Haruka got turned into a kid. I liked it but found it too short. So I decided to write my own Detective Conen parody. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or Detective Conen.
What a Birthday Present! Haruka Becomes a Six Year Old!
It was my beloved Michiru's birthday today. She'd be turning 18. Where did the time go? Right now I was out looking for the perfect birthday present. I looked long and hard, but couldn't find anything as perfect as my Michiru. Finally, I entered a shady looking store to find her present.
"Excuse me," I said as I walked up to the men in black that ran the store, "it's my girlfriend's birthday today and I'm trying to find her a present. Would you guys have anything I could give her?" Both men smirked evilly. What had I gotten myself into?
"Yes, we have the perfect present?" One man said as he whipped out a small bottle. "What kind of girl wouldn't want her boyfriend to stay young and cute forever?" I blinked confused by his words. I decided not to correct my gender.
"Um, what is that?" I asked him and pointed at the small bottle he held.
"That my boy," The other man said, "is a new drug we made. If you mix it with water, you'll stay young and cute forever." I blinked. I could stay young and cute forever? At age 60, I could still be attracting cute young girls. I drooled at the thought.
"I'll take it!" I yelled as I slapped money on the counter. Both men smirk evil as I ran off. I hope Michiru likes her present.
When I finally got home I went into the kitchen. I got a glass and filled it with water. The directions on the bottle said to mix it with water, so I poured it in the glass. With that, I drank it. I felt funny after drinking it. My head began to spin and everything suddenly became bigger, including my clothes.
"What the!" I cried out in a squeaky high pitched voice that was not mine. What had happened to me? Why had I become small? I started to cry as Setsuna and Hotaru walked into the room. Setsuna took one look at me and whipped out a pair of boy's clothes.
"Here, put these on." She told me. I did and she said and put them on.
"Setsuna, why were you carrying these around?" I asked her as I got dressed.
"Because I knew we'd be needing them. I am the Guardian of Time you know." She told me. Figured she knew this would happen.
"Why didn't you warn me this would happen then?" I asked in rather annoyed at the whole situation. What would Michiru think when she saw me now? I knew those men in black looked suspicious!
"Haruka, you know that's taboo. If I had told you, I would have had to face the consequences." She told me. Great, so know I have to suffer because she was too scared to break taboo. How could this get any worse?
"I'm home!" Michiru called from the door. "Do you all have presents for me?" Damn, what am I supposed to tell her about this? She walked into the kitchen and looked around.
"Huh, where's Haruka?" She then looked at me, "And who's that kid?" I'm in big trouble now. Luckily, Setsuna decided to be nice to me after letting this happen.
"Haruka's at a big race. It may be awhile before she gets back. This kid is yours and Haruka's daughter from the future." Setsuna told her. Michiru looked at me confused.
"I have a daughter in the future? How did it happen?" She asked. I hope Setsuna has an explanation for that.
"Science has taken humanity to great lengths." Setsuna told her. Michiru looks confused for a bit before smiling. She bent down and grabbed me in a big hug.
"How cute!" She cried, "She looks just like a young Haruka!" Well hopefully she won't discover the truth soon. I then blushed when I realized as close she had me pressed against her breasts. I know I've been here before, but like this it was a whole different experience. Michiru looked at me funny when she pulled me away.
"What's wrong with her?" She asked.
"Nothing much, she's just a lot like her father." Setsuna told her. Really, you think so? Do you even know my dad, Setsuna?
"I hope this means she won't go racing off somewhere on my birthday." Michiru said angrily. Why did I have the feeling I would be in trouble when I returned to normal? Michiru sighed and bent down to eye level with me. She smiled as she asked, "So, what's your name, little one?" I panicked as I tried to think up a fake name.
"I'm..." I paused and looked around. I looked over to Hotaru who was watching Sera Myu in the living room. I then thought of a good name. "I'm Nao!" I told her. I really had no idea what we would name our kid in the future. I just hope she didn't catch on to this.
"Figures Haruka would name her kid after her favorite Myu actor." Michiru said. Setsuna then picked me up.
"Will you excuse me while I talk to Nao upstairs?" Setsuna asked. Michiru shook her head and Setsuna took me upstairs. "You're birthday presents are in the living room!" Setsuna called back to her.
Once we were in Setsuna's room, I got tossed on the bed and the door was locked. Setsuna then turned to face me.
"So Haruka, where exactly did you buy that stuff that turned you into a 6 year old?" She asked me. Why was she asking me this?
"Huh, I thought you were the Guardian of Time? Shouldn't you already know where it is?" I asked her.
"Of coarse I know where it is. I'm just asking you so I don't break taboo." She told me. Was everything taboo these days? Did that mean it was taboo to go to the bathroom? I sighed and told her where the shop was.
"Great, I'm going to grab Hotaru now and we can force the antidote from them." She laughed evilly. What a mad woman.
"Isn't that some sort of taboo?" I asked.
"It isn't if Saturn does it." Seems there's a way around everything these days. If I stopped time, would that not be taboo and I could get away with it? That'd be sweet.
Later, I was sitting in my room with Michiru while Setsuna and Hotaru were out getting the antidote for me. Michiru was showing me all her birthday presents. I was starting to feel bad I didn't get her anything now. Why oh why did I fall for those evil men's trick? Michiru was giggling when she showed me her next gift.
"You won't believe what Setsuna made me!" She said and she held up some lacy lingerie. I could then feel a bit of blood trickling out my nose.
"That's nice." I commented.
"Do you want me to try it on?" She asked. I nodded as more blood flowed out my nose. She giggled at me as she began to change right in the room. Everything went black as I passed out from a massive nose bleed.
When I woke up, I was in the bath tub with Michiru. It's amazing I didn't pass out again. She had me pressed right against her breasts. I was in heaven. She then looked down at me.
"Oh, you're awake finally. You were covered in blood, so I had to wash you off." She said. "I hope that doesn't bother you." No, it doesn't bother me at all. Just then Setsuna burst through the door.
"Sorry to bother you, Michiru, but it's time for Nao to go home. Haruka called and said she'd be home soon though." She said as she lifted me out of the tub and took me into her room. She pulled out a small bottle and a glass of water. She poured the bottle in the glass.
"Is that the antidote?" I asked her. She nodded.
"Drink this and you'll be back to normal." She told me. I took the glass and drank it. I felt funny again. My head spun as everything became smaller. When it stopped I was myself again. I jumped and cheered.
"Um, Haruka, can you put some clothes on?" Setsuna asked me. I laughed at her.
"What's wrong Setsuna, don't like what you see?" I asked her in a teasing voice. I loved to tease her.
"You know I'm straight." She told me.
"You sure?" I asked. She glared at me and I laughed. "Well I guess it's time for me to go give Michiru her present. I hope she likes it." I dashed out of Setsuna's room, still naked, to give Michiru her present.
"You two better not be too loud tonight!" Setsuna called out.
The End!
Well I hope you liked this. This was so funny, I just may right another parody in the future. Review please!
