Evangelion Ohranger 9
Ok readers since my previous EVA/Ohranger chapter did so well and you readers voted I'm going to be continuing my Choriki Sentai Ohranger/EVA crossover. Rating is still Teen for swearing, rude/sexual/crude humor and action violence. Here's chapter 9. Finally at long last the long savored arrival of the strong willed Second Child Asuka Langley Soryu! Its finally ready my loyal reader fanbase... Enjoy!
-chapter 9 - Asuka strikes, Baranoia strikes back!
- begin Vater Unser by E Nomine
''OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD AND IN HEAVEN! This is so totally awesome!" The green Ohranger Kensuke hooted and hollered out with his video camera in hand recording everything he could find that struck his fancy. "Shinji yer the best friend this dork could ever have!" Kensuke said giving a wide toothy grin on his mug.
''Will ya calm down! I swear this whole trip to that nerd is worse than giving candy to toddlers. Makes them bounce off the wall!'' Toji spat, trying to keep the nerd from hopping around the cabin like a madman possessed.
The chopper ride to their battleship fleet was a bit strained. Shinji AKA OhRed sat on the right side, next to some type of utility locker. He cared not about what was in it though. Toji was next to him, while Kensuke next to Toji. Rei was sitting on her brother's lap. When asked why Shinji simply gave the person a death glare to keep quiet.
The red OhRanger had invited the three along so she and his two friends could socialize. That and in case of trouble assist the fleet. Rei had heard of possible reports of humanoid robots attacking various military bases worldwide. The fleet would be a good target for Baranoia.
''OH HOLY GOD!" Exclaimed the military nerd, adjusting his camera to view things outside the chopper window. ''One... two... three... four... five huge-ass aircraft carriers, four bruiser battleships, and six ass kicking destroyers! WOOH!"
''Oh there's our destined stop." Misato said jumping in during Kensuke's military tech rush. ''The Pre-Impact super carrier 'Over the Rainbow'." Muttering a bit Misato this. ''An old rusty piece of junk if you ask me."
The red uniformed warrior wasn't even paying attention as Rei kept trying to situate herself on her brother's lap without making it look suggestive. Shinji wore a simple red t-shirt and basic blue jeans. Rei had a pink sleeveless shirt that looked a tad too small. It showed off her midriff at certain angles plus she had very short shorts in pure white. The likes of OhGreen alias Kensuke had a t-shirt with alternating green and white stripes plus green jeans. Finally Toji had a white t-shirt under a blue sleeveless vest on plus jeans.
''Ooh looky what we gots here in front of my little eye?" Kensuke teased as he filmed the two staying close to one another. ''Cutesy sibling love maybe?''
''The video camera but how do they put in the vernacular? Oh I know the camera will be stuffed deep up your sphincter if you don't cease your filming this second.'' Rei said giving him a death glare even worse than Shinji's due to her scarlet hued eyes.
-Over the Rainbow super carrier
Facepalming all at once in disgust, shame and plus flat-out embarrassment Shinji, Toji, and Rei noticed Kensuke going apeshit camera-shooting-everything he could possibly see that the old carrier had to offer. Shinji could only hope that OhGreen would pass out from the sheer excitement his mind was so damn drunk on.
The camera toting Kensuke practically leaped out of the helicopter like a madman before the chopper had landed, but had been tackled by Rei (much to Kensuke's annoyance). After getting the military nerd calmed Shinji saw to gently help Rei out of the copter. The short shorts she wore underneath her shirt, which the wind caused to flutter off and on from time to time. Shinji's longer hair was also whipped around. It was a good thing Misato had warned them about how windy these things could get.
It seemed this fact missed its mark into Toji's brain. As Toji's cap just suddenly blew off his head, predictably the jock immediately hightailing after it running like his pants were on fire.
Watching the designated blue Ohranger Misato just shook her head at this. Guess he's never been on a ship before. Much less an aircraft carrier. This place is like a wind tunnel.
She then noticed that Toji's cap had stopped trying to get away from him, planted very securely under the foot of a certain young attractive redhead.
"Hello, Misato. How have you been?" The girl asked.
"Fine, how about you?" Misato inquired with a smile. "I see you've grown a bit."
"And I'm not just taller, you know. My figures filled out as well." The redheaded girl said, thrusting out her chest to emphasis the fact. She seemed to love the appeal of her physique.
By now Toji was trying to remove his precious hat from under the foot of the redheaded girl while Kensuke kept up his filming his friend's poor efforts. Rei just beside them both, were trying not to stare. Shinji however didn't even see a thing as he had his own trouble. "Shit damn screw fell out... " Shinji cursed to himself as he bent down to find the loose screw that fell from his Power Brace.
Turning to the four Ohrangers Misato introduced the redhead. "Everyone, allow me to introduce you to the designated pilot of Unit-02, the Second Child: Asuka Langley Sohryu." So Asuka was her name after all then Rei surmised.
At the same time Misato said that, the wind suddenly whipped across the deck and blew her dress up, with Toji having a front row seat for the world's closest panty-shot. Rei knew what would happen next. The exact odds were likely 99.9 % right. Shinji kept looking for the offending screw however.
A loud shriek was heard, followed by two slaps to the jock and the otaku. Seeing the redhead speed at her brother Rei backed up a few inches and then grit her teeth awaiting the foreseeable assault on Shinji's face.
Not anticipating the said metal component popping loose earlier Asuka who swung her fist going to punch the third boy not only missed his face but tumbled flat on her face. Fuming mad she shot up and glared at him. "Hold still will you so I can sock you one!" She tried punching a few more times but Shinji easily weaved out of her path.
Naturally Shinji was confused by the redhead's major hostility towards him. "Um don't take this the wrong way but... Why're you trying to clip me in the jaw?''
''That was my viewing fee buddy." She hissed to him pissed as hell.
Sighing in frustration Shinji took out a small screwdriver and put the annoying screw back in place. ''Oh that? The panty shot? Sorry I didn't see anything I'm too busy putting this screw back in place. I swear the things were designed by Chinese leprechauns.''
Grumbling at the boy in red she figured he was lying but the way he was so intensely focused on his wrist gizmos said otherwise. She noticed the two wrist-worn gadgets the the other boys wore. She recalled the blue haired girl had the same devices on her wrists. They must be important her logic dictated. "Fine. But I'm watching you." She muttered.
Next Asuka turned to Misato. ''So which of these four dingledorks are the great Ohrangers everyone's been raving about so much? And which is the great Third Child?'' The redhead asked ever not so nicely.
''Asuka... I hate to break this to you but you just tried to punch him. And slapped two of his fellow Ohrangers.'' Misato said with a smug grin plastered on her face.
The look of shock on the redhead's face coupled with her jaw drop was the stuff legends are made of. She was outright frazzled to hear these four dimwits were the great Ohrangers Germany's NERV branch kept gossiping about. It simply couldn't be true. No way in hell!
"Shinji Ikari AKA OhRed!" Shinji introduced himself. "Pilot of Eva Unit-01 ready to serve!"
Misato added. "And the girl here is Rei Ayanami, the First Child. She's also OhPink."
''Name's Toji Suzahara and I'm OhBlue.'' Toji said glaring at the redhead who'd just hit him.
"And I'm Kensuke Aida but call me OhGreen it sounds better.'' Kensuke boasted and grinned like a madman though he looked more like a computer geek smiling to pretty girls in class trying in vain to land a date.
"You're the First?" Asuka asked, eyeing Rei critically. "You kind of look like a doll to me the thing girls buy in shops, ha, ha, haaooooooOOOWWW!"
The reason for Asuka's cry of pain was Rei jump flipped behind the redhead and restrained her in the same manner Shinji had done to Toji in class on his first day. Toji cringed a bit seeing the girl being womanhandled so to speak.
"Was it from this mouth that I distinctly heard someone say rude bullshit about my sister? Well is it?" Shinji questioned getting right in Asuka's pained face not looking happy.
"OW OW OW OW! you bastard!" Asuka cursed out, earning another sharp tug on her arms for swearing. "OW! Fine! Sorry! Sorry! Stop! Cut it out!"
"Apology accepted. Let that be a lesson Soryu." Rei nodded. Her words were all her half-brother needed as Rei could release the half-German's arms from her restraint.
"You showed her who's boss, Rei." Toji smirked.
"That's our fearless leader!" Kensuke nodded as he filmed the entire fiasco.
Misato softly giggled at the sight. It seemed that Asuka had finally met someone or better yet a few someones who weren't going to let Asuka walk all over them. It was priceless. Back in NERV Germany, everyone pampered Asuka the great pilot of Unit 02 like a queen and since her training sessions were so excellent at getting results, she was hailed as a prodigy of Eva piloting. Apparently that didn't mean shit to Shinji or Rei.
Popping her shoulders Asuka gave a very angry rage filled death glare at Rei ushering her a warning. "Don't you EVER do that again!"
The redhead angrily pointed at the now obviously displeased Rei Ayanami. When Rei started to get angry it might just be hell on earth. The blunette glared at Asuka and simply flipped her off with BOTH middle fingers. Needless to say Asuka was speechless from the vulgar display.
The dreaded meeting with the admiral had been less than smooth sailing as that might be putting it lightly. Apparently he was upset that they had bothered to come and oversee their transport of Unit 02, which they considered an overgrown toy. They resented the fact they needed a babysitter. The admiral was also less than impressed with the pilot of Unit 01, but quickly shut his face after hearing he had been trained by Chief Miura.
However, after that meeting, Shinji could feel Misato's anxiety rising as they were introduced to yet another interesting person. Or not-so-interesting if you wanted to have a pessimist's view.
Her ex-boyfriend, Kaji Ryoji. An American presumably, though you wouldn't tell from the name by any count.
The seven people were crammed in the elevator that headed down to the commissary.
"Just what the hell are you doing here?" Misato shouted at Kaji. She swore she felt a migraine coming from this mess after it was all over.
"Accompanying Asuka. I am her guardian, after all right." Kaji replied, smiling at once again being this close to Misato again.
Misato however, was glowering. "Talk about careless. I should have anticipated something like this. F me right?"
"HEY, DON'T TOUCH ME!" Misato and Asuka suddenly shouted in unison.
"I CAN'T HELP IT!" Kaji and Toji exclaimed together.
-Ship's galley
"So, Misato, do you have a boyfriend now?" Kaji flirted with Misato. Shinji thought his unshaven stubble made him look lazy. And a bit unprofessional.
"None of your business ya jackhole!" She shot back.
"I'm hurt Misato." He said, but laughed it off. Misato was sitting across from him, Shinji right next to her so that Asuka didn't take another shot at him. Rei was on his other side. Shinji had ordered Toji and Kensuke to maintain visual up on deck... just in case. Meanwhile Asuka was across from him, just staring at the young man who'd dodged her fists and whose sister made a monkey out of her atop deck. Kaji turned to face Shinji. "So, Shinji, I hear you're living with Katsuragi now."
"Yeah. Why?" The young OhRanger officer said, staring ahead as he put his liquid yogurt smoothie back down.
"Tell me something, is she still so...wild in bed?" Asked Kaji, innuendo dripping in his voice.
You could feel the air get sucked out of the room after that little statement. Everyone froze up and looked stupefied. Shinji turned a shade of red so dark it was liable to make strawberries envious. It was then Misato who broke the silence. "YOU ASSHOLE WHAT'S THAT MEAN HUH!?" She shouted at him.
"No, she hasn't changed much, has she?" Kaji said calmly.
"I wouldn't know. I haven't gotten that far with a girl yet." Shinji said as he drank up his smoothie his ears. That last bit also lingered in everyone's minds. Did Shinji just admit he hadn't lost his V-card? "But a better question is how do you know me?"
"Well, I ought to know you. You're pretty famous in the defense business. The famed Third Child who piloted an Eva in his first battle against an Angel with no prior training. Of course, what I am surprised about is what you can do with an Eva. How do you do it? Plus what's the name of that red boxing mecha you used called? I can't find records of NERV building it." Kaji rattled off ever so nonchalantly.
"The red mech is the Red Puncher. As for my battle tactics they're secret." Shinji stated with a smirk.
-later
Later on, Kaji and Asuka were standing on the upper deck overlooking the ocean, just talking. Mostly about Shinji and his fellow three OhRangers. "So, what do you think of Shinji Ikari?" Kaji asked.
"I think he's an asshole jerk!" Asuka snapped. "He and his sister Rei made a monkey of me on the deck! When was the First Child ever his sister?!"
"Then you're not going to like his synch score." Kaji grimaced. "He got above 90 percent his first time in an Eva. In fact it kept steady allowing him to easily kill the Angel."
"Mein gott!" Asuka cried out in German.
Meanwhile a certain violet haired woman was fuming. She was very mad. So mad she might punch whoever ailed her next. "I shouldn't have let my guard down. Ooh that bastard... !" Misato growled as she stomped through the hallways of the carrier. The four OhRangers were behind her, with Kensuke filming everything in sight. Then again that wasn't new.
"That must have been some breakup. To see you still fuming over it." Shinji commented. He had never seen Misato this pissed off before.
"Indeed." Rei agreed. Although she wasn't too well-versed in relationship terms to know exactly what it meant. She could guess though the two did not part on very pleasant terms.
As the group was going through another hallway, Asuka came storming around the corner almost like she was on the warpath. She took one look at Shinji and grabbed his wrist. "You're coming with me Third!"
The attempted try of Shinji's kidnapping was halted by Rei grabbed his other hand pulling him back. "Shinji is spending time with me his family. What do you want? I presume it is not another lesson in pain?"
"Oh will you grow a pair, First." Asuka snickered. "I want to show him my Eva."
"Very well... " Rei nodded however a feeling in her brain said the redhead should not be trusted. Not yet at least. "I will chaperone you both. In case of emergency."
''If I didn't know better I'd say Rei is the worrying type. The little sister who worries about her big brother.'' Shinji snickered to himself. Though he was touched by the notion.
"Ugh, fine whatever!" Asuka scoffed. "Let's go!"
Oddly enough Shinji's first responses and by extension impressions upon seeing Asuka's Unit-02 were simple. "Big deal. Its red. My uniform is red. Rei's eyes are red."
"The color isn't the only thing that's the same." Asuka bragged. "It's the world's first REAL Evangelion!"
''What the hell's that mean?" Shinji asked getting a bit riled.
"Why do you say yours is a REAL Evangelion?" Questioned Rei curiously, wanting to know Asuka's reasoning. "It seems no more real than this battleship. Our clothes. Or our bodies."
Asuka continued. "Units 00 and 01 were created as part of the development process. The prototype and test type respectively. The fact that it synchronized with an untrained pilot like you, Third, is proof of that."
Sighing Shinji just glared at her, she needed a knock off her very high horse. Shinji countered. "Untrained, yet I've a score of 3 to 0 against them. Plus I had Rei to help me and assistance from the Red Puncher too. Choke on that one." He asked. "But my dear just how many have you beaten so far? Hmm?"
Asuka growled. "You just got to them first, Third Child. Pure luck. But my Eva was created for actual combat conditions. It's the world's first true Evangelion!"
Shinji and Rei just did a double facepalmed before looking back at Asuka. Learning from Shinji Rei found out the redhead had unknowingly made a huge fail. But when the fail was so strong, one facepalm was not enough. Asuka had hoped to make Shinji feel inadequate by showing him her Evangelion. She was still upset at how this boy had killed three Angels on his own. Plus he kept bragging about that damned Red Puncher mech. Just how'd he get it? NERV had no record of its construction.
"This is the final model!" She stated proudly.
"Big deal I don't need the EVA.'' Shinji retorted knowing Miura had something big being developed in the foreseeable future. Something that would put the great EVA's to shame.
The arrogant redhead ignored Shinji's last remark. "Well because it's the best too. Its the final production model. You have to create a prototype to work the bugs out so that perfection can be achieved. This... is the only Eva we're going to need against the Angels."
While the twosome of Shinji and Rei could have argued with her. It could have be said that it wasn't a good idea to boast about a weapon that had never faced an Angel. But somehow, they figured she wouldn't listen. Her head was so far stuck up her ass Asuka couldn't even see the light of day. Shinji also wondered if it was up in there for the warmth too.
"I don't think you should boast about fighting solo so much. Chief Miura taught me it was best to fight as team. What an individual can't do a group can accomplish." Shinji half lectured the German girl.
Before Asuka could ask who Chief Miura was, the entire ship suddenly shook. Rei fell into Shinji's arms as she failed to maintain balance. Though he nearly lost his own in the process. "Who the hell is playing Battleship out there!?'' Shinji bitched out.
"What was that?" Asuka gasped.
"An Angel!" Shinji griped out as the trio rushed out of the cargo hold to see one of the battleships sink.
"For real?" Asuka internally grinned. 'Wunderbar, now I can show off what I can do!' She then grabbed Shinji and tugged. "Come on!"
"Huh?" Shinji blinked as he was dragged by the manic redheaded pilot. Rei of course followed suit behind them both. Asuka let go of Shinji when they reached a corner. Slightly confused, he waited, but when Asuka came back around wearing her plug suit and carrying a spare one with her.
"Here Third." Asuka smirked as she tossed him the suit. "You're getting a front row seat to my greatness."
"I'm so very blessed Asuka. Nice suit, but mine's better.'' Shinji said smirking. Shinji called out his transformation phrase as activating it by extending a key from the right piece and inserting it into the left piece. "Choriki Henshin! OhRed!"
To say the likes of Asuka was in shock was big understatement. She stared in shock at Shinji's outfit. It bore a red helmet with a black star shaped visor. A white oversized collar piece was offset by a red torso suit. His neck and collar were accented by golden trim. A golden belt wrapped round his waist. His boots and gloves were also accented by golden edges.
OhRed then tossed the suit to Rei. "Here you go Rei. I think you better keep it for later. Besides, red might look good on you. A girl has to accessorize y'know."
"Affirmative brother." Rei nodded as she began fiddling with her Power Braces. She was tempted to transform too but a subtle hand gesture her brother did made her reconsider.
"HUH?" Asuka gaped. "I invited the Third on this trip! Not you! And how the hell did you transform like that!? Well how!?"
Shinji now OhRed took another look at the German lass saying only this. "I'll take a pass!"
Rather predictably Asuka got mad and yelled. "PASS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN PASS YOU ASSHOLE!?"
"Three reasons. 1) I refuse." He said as he pointed at her red plug suit. "2) The plug suit would be a too tight of fit for you and your ego already taking up most of the space. And 3) I have no plans of dying for your giant ego. Well here's a bonus I have my EVA's being flown here as we spoke the second I transformed. So go get yourself killed if ya want. I plan on fighting smart. Rei head up top side and help Toji and Kensuke." And with that, OhRed turned and ran off up to the deck.
Rei naturally went after him. "Well, I guess we know whose all bark and no bite now don't we?" Asuka said in a smug tone. She started to get really annoyed by the "The famous Third Child" attitude towards her, and called out. "Fine, I'll show you who's boss around here! I'll take on that Angel my way! You damn coward!" And with that, she opened the entry plug and got inside.
-back on the top deck
The crew were getting too their battle stations. Misato was getting in yet another argument with the captain. And she wasn't in the mood since seeing Kaji take off in a private plane as soon the trouble started. Just like a wuss with no spine. "Look Captain, there's an Angel out there and as we all know, only an Eva can kill it. So, we're going to deploy Unit-02. Whether you like it or not!" She declared.
"Absolutely out of the question! I will not allow you to put the rest of my fleet in danger by activating that snobby girl's overgrown toy!" The old man replied.
"Well, if you don't let us use that overgrown toy as you put it, you won't even have a fleet left!" The woman said. "Plus OhRed's Eva is on its way here!''
With the old man and young woman had their back and forth bitching contest, Kensuke was looking out the window and thought. "Our enemy is so close. Well Captain Katsuragi and the Old Captain are bitching like this we're sitting ducks here. I wish I had an EVA too to fight with." He then noted Rei looking out the same window. The girl next to her didn't look scared at all, or so she seemed to not be. "Hay... Uh... Rei...?" The girl turned and looked at OhGreen. "Um... Aren't you scared?" The otaku asked.
"No." Rei replied in her usual monotone voice. The green ranger got a confused look on his freckled face. The girl continued. "I have faith in my brother."
By then Toji walked by having heard Rei mention she trusted the red suited warrior. He and Kensuke were moved by how the girl trusted him. At that point he thought. "That's touching. Even in the face of death she's still believing in her family whom she loves."
Just then, Asuka's voice came on the intercom. ("Misato! Are you here?")
The woman got to the mic then replied. ("Asuka! Is that you? Where re You?")
("I'm in my Unit-02, ready for launch.") The girl said.
-begin Take it All by Trust Company
The fleet Captain rushed over to the woman and tried to take the mic from her yelling. "OH NO, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO USE THAT TOY OF YOURS ON MY SHIP! HUH OH CRAP ITS THE PURPLE ONE AND COMING IN FAST!"
Indeed to the German girl's shock the purple bio-mecha had on a bizarre backpack allowing it the power of flight. It soon hovered by the nearby ship as OhRed jumped to the entry plug and got inside. The Eva's eyes suddenly glowed red for a few seconds as its hands curled into fists.
''Almost forgot Kensuke they're two briefcases I took from our transport chopper. They're in the galley's men's bathroom. Get them, keep them nearby to you and guard them." OhRed said over the mic.
"Why? What're they?" Kensuke questioned seeing them but figured they were just typical briefcases. Why'd Shinji want them guarded so much?
"Dude, just do it will ya!" Toji grumped out.
The purple EVA took out a rifle from its jetpack but it wasn't anything like the type EVA's normally use. In fact the German girl couldn't assess its make and and model at all aside from its mostly dull grey color with red detailing (in case you're wondering it looks exactly like 2006 Voyager Classics Megatron but with a longer square shaped barrel). Being both pissed at how much of a bigshot the Third thought he was Asuka still was lost. Where'd Shinji get all this advanced equipment? Where had she heard of Chief Miura from? It sounded familiar. Kaji mentioned Shinji had no NERV training but instead some organization called the UAOH trained him. But who were they?
''Smile you son of a bitch... '' OhRed smirked under his helmet as he fired off a few laser rounds at the ocean waves.
"OK EVA let's play us some hopscotch!" Asuka joked, grinning wickedly as her Eva launched itself off the ship mere moments before the Angel hit the tanker, landing on a destroyer and bounding towards the Over the Rainbow for the power feed.
Unfortunately, Asuka's landing was a bit off by a few feet on the ship, causing it to tilt and dump several planes into the water. The great military equipment sank into the cold dark abyss.
The Captain was ranting about his fighter jets as Asuka inserted the power socket into her EVA, stopping the countdown timer. She turned towards the Angel, drawing her Prog. Knife. She was ready to gut this fish. Maybe even serve him up with chips and some tarter sauce on the side.
The oversized whale-like Angel sped towards the aircraft carrier and launched itself on the deck, where Unit 02 pounded into it with its fists and knife. Suddenly, the Eva's foot stepped on the aircraft elevator, giving way under the enormous strain and causing both Eva-02 and Angel to tumble back into the water.
Oh, no, no, no, NO! SHIT!'' Asuka screamed out over her mic.
However while the Angel splashed down back into the waves Asuka saw she was defying the law of gravity. In short she was hovering several feet above the choppy sea waves. It was then she felt a pair of hands holding her arms. "Asuka cool it! If you panic we might as well admit we lose. I brought a spare Tetrahedron Destron Buster. Grab onto me and get it from the left side of the flight pack. Do it or do ya wanna get eaten?'' OhRed barked over the mic.
Breathing deep a few times to get calmed Asuka was still clueless on how to fight their enemy. She also had her Eva grab the said firearm. "So then, how do we get out of this alive?" Asuka asked.
"Simple. Trust me Asuka." Said OhRed. "And with the help of a my UAOH tech."
"Huh?" Asuka asked lost.
Rather than explain the red suited warrior grabbed a large blocky looking cartridge and clamped in where EVA-02's entry plus was. "What did you give my Eva? What's on my entry plug?" Ranted and raved Asuka, more hopelessly confused than afraid.
"Tetrahedron battery. Should give us four hours of power tops.'' The red pilot said as he swung around and took a few more shots at the aquatic angel.
At first Asuka thought Shinji was bluffing thinking the shots actually did anything to the angel. Then it surfaced looking at the two mechas and bellowed at them in a fury filled rage. The purple Eva shot at it again a few more times enraging it ever more. The sea beast roared out in an even bigger rage. The German thought Shinji was taunting it not even trying to combat it. "You're just pissing it off! What kind of plan is that?!" She panicked out.
"Part one. First we get our friend angry and give chase." OhRed replied back.
Still not sure what Shinji's plan was supposed to be Asuka hoped he'd elaborate. ''And?"
"Lead him to shore. Our enemy is too well adapted to a water habitat. We lure Moby Dickhead and his blubber ridden... " The red uniformed teen started to say.
By now Asuka had figured out Shinji's strategy. He planned to beach the angel. Once on land its fighting capabilities would be limited. It was so intent on killing the two it didn't realize it was being lulled into an ambush. "We lure him to shore and beach him! You sneaky bastard. I like it. OK then let's rocket!'' Asuka called out liking the idea and shot like hell at the angel who angrily swam after them.
The beast surged out of the waves trying to bite down on the pair who weaved to the other side while Eva-01 fired off more rounds angering the sea beast. "Ya want food buddy! Then eat some whalers! Here!''
The pilot of Eva-01 pushed the thrusters as far as he could heading straight to shore several tens of miles sea seemed to just go on forever and ever. But it seemed the pair were getting close, with that knowledge in mind Asuka took fire upon her unholy watery pest. "OK you oversized fillet time for you to get fried!"
''Asuka I'll say this once while I'm in uniform call me OhRed not Shinji. But anyways we should be seeing shore any time now. Wait... There it is! Land ho!'' OhRed hollered after his mild lecturing of Asuka signaling land was incoming and soon.
The two bio-mechas sped towards shore as OhRed slowed his velocity and slammed his Eva's feet into the dirt of the beach. The ground would act as a speed breaker slowing him and his redheaded companion enough so they retaliate against their giant seafood platter. Just as Shinji predicted Asuka saw the angel in a bit of great stupidity beach itself like a large whale. Like he thought its mobility and attack measures were hampered by its lack of legs to run or walk atop land. It roared and bellowed trying to grab any of its enemies in its sharp toothy maw but their agility on solid ground made it clear they had the combat advantage.
Calling in over the mic Asuka mentioned now was the time to go for the kill. Over her view screen OhRed simply nodded. "Alright then now here's my plan... Shoot to kill! Fire everything we got!" She shouted out.
Reading her moves Eva-01 began firing his buster like a madman possessed and Asuka joined in as the two unleashed a powerful barrage of plasma rounds. Each blast left bloody holes or scrapes on the monster. But even after they exhausted all their ammo the beast still bellowed at them in a rage. Almost in defiance. ''Huh that sucked worse more than I thought it would.'' OhRed commented.
''Bite me red boy! Show me some respect or they'll be teeth marks all over yer ass!'' Asuka bitched back to him.
''Oh woman you are really pushing my last few good nerves I've got left.'' OhRed thought to himself. Asuka was very arrogant, pigheaded, headstrong, yet she was couragous too. She might be the final ranger Miura had been needing.
But right now they still had angel troubles to take care of. His redheaded Eva pilot thought he was weak or even just all talk well then he was going to love bursting her big bubble of an ego. ''Enough I can't take this shit no more! Angel I've tried to shoot you away but even I draw a line somewhere! It's time to finish this... Super Crown Sword!" OhRed called out as a powerful looking sword materialized in the Eva-01's right hand. Asuka thought its hilt looked like a gold king's crown while the blade gleamed in the briny sea breeze.
''What the hell?! Where'd you get that sword from?!'' Asuka shrieked out in shock at seeing Shinji pull yet another trick from his sleeves.
"The Super Crown Sword will be the end of this SOB! Its' from the UAOH's tech division! Here! Take it!" The Eva-O1 pilot called out tossing the saber to Asuka's Eva. "I'll hold our overgrown sardine's mouth open while you destroy his core! Don't argue do it!"
Seeing as how she could argue Asuka sucked it up and grabbed the sword and saw Eva-O1 speed towards the angel. The purple mecha pried the flailing beast's mouth wide open as hard as he could so the German girl could see a red orb deep inside the creature's maw. That had to be the core.
"Asuka I'm sending via message how to utilize the Super Crown Sword's finisher.'' OhRed said.
Seconds later information on how the weapon worked was displayed on Asuka's control screen. Asuka swung down the sword the EVA held down on the evil Angel. "Crown Final Crash!" The gold glowing saber easily slicing through the Angel's core into two pieces.
Then suddenly after struggling so much while Eva-01 restrained its mouth the beast went limp and slumped its hefty bulk onto shore. Asuka's Eva exited the angel's gullet and viewed her handiwork. Though she tried to deny it now Asuka wanted to know more about Shinji alias OhRed. At first she thought he was a bigmouth hotshot who cruised on lady luck and frankly no skill, but during the battle he'd kept calm and had things she never heard of. The tech he had at his disposal was beyond bizarre. Though to be honest but she'd never admit it he saved her royal bacon. Like the blonde doctor, she didn't like to be left without answers, she desperately wanted them explained.
The battery packs Shinji clamped to the red Eva released itself from her entry plug as she popped it open as the foul smelling LCL poured out of the plug. The ocean's salty scent wafted across her nose as her hair fluttered in the wind. The purple unit's entry plug did the same as Shinji still wearing his red suit stood there as his black star shaped viser looked out into the sea possibly lost in thought of its tranquility.
Suddenly his peace of mind was interrupted by the beeping on his emergency comm. system. ''... ?'' He flipped the line on. "Yeah? Oh Misato the angel is dead like dinner. What?! Slow down! I'm putting you on the broad speaker width.''
''Shinji! You gotta get back here! Over the Rainbow's being attacked a squadron of humanoid robots! The crew is fighting back as best they can! OH SHIT!'' The woman's panicked voice yelled out when she was suddenly cut off.
''Misato?! MISATO! Shit. Robots huh? Asuka we gotta double back to the carrier right now! Its under attack!" OhRed said jumping over to the large flight pack his Eva wore.
The redhead heard what he said but was in shock. Who sent the robots? Where'd they come from? and how would get back to the carrier? The batteries were heavily depleted of power. She saw the boy open a panel near the wing section and pulled out what looked to be a skateboard but lacking wheels.
''This my dear is my prototype hoverboard. The techies at UAOH used regular temperature mag-Lev technology to hover above the ground. I tested it a few days before my father... called for me.'' OhRed said locking his boots into the securing straps.
The red suited teen pressed a button on the boards front which levitated it and the boy in fowl swoop. So to speak. Next OhRed sped off the Eva and raced along its torso and leg to the beach sand. He sped along the surface in seconds then up Asuka's Eva and arrived at her entry plus just then. "C'mon let's jet outta here. We gotta go help everybody on the ship.''
Seeing if this was really something she should do Asuka debated it in her brain. One side told her this had nothing to do with combating the angels and therefore was irrelevant. But then she was trained to fight and staying on shore while the boy went off by himself would be just pathetic. Asuka was no coward and she'd fight! And win!
The redhead hopped on the odd looking gadget and hung onto OhRed. ''Hold tight! Here we go!" OhRed called out as he jumped from the Eva straight towards the breaking waves.
The German girl screamed as OhRed's board almost bounced along the ocean waves and zoomed along the ever increasingly more violent waves farther out from shore. OhRed stepped on another button that increased their speed even more. Naturally Asuka threw a yelling fit. "SLOW DOWN!" She yelled out as the high speed whipped her deep red locks everywhere.
''WHAT?" OhRed asked hardly able to hear her.
The German girl yelled again. "I SAID SLOW DOWN!"
Seeing small billows of black smoke just a mile ahead of them OhRed knew the fleet wasn't too far away now. He saw a fireball burst from further away, he and Asuka needed to get to the fleet and needed there fast! As the pair got closer they saw several ships had huge holes blown through or on them belching out dark smoke plumes. Wreckage of fighter jets and metal junk floated on the water. It seemed a few ships had even been sunk. OhRed saluted the bravery of the souls he didn't know who defended the fleet with pride and valor.
Just then one of the destroyers up ahead exploded in a huge fireball sending shrapnel everywhere and one was headed right for the two Eva pilot's direction. OhRed slowed his speed a bit as the chunk of hull plating slammed into the waves in front of them. The red uniformed used the angle of the scrap to act as a ramp combined with increased speed he rocketed off the hull section and jumped to another while just within sight of Over the Rainbow a laser shot the wreckage of a lifeboat which exploded sending the pair speeding like demons straight for the carrier's deck.
Another laser shot hit the board blowing it to pieces and sending its riders plummeting to a very deadly sudden stop. OhRed landed without trouble but saw the German pilot would be killed from fall's impact. ''ASUKA!" OhRed yelled out. Racing at near 10 times normal human running speed he jumped from a gun placement and caught the red plug suited pilot bridal style.
It was then the quoted robots emerged from the billowing smoke, revealing a brass metal head with a silvery body and vent like mouth. One had its face lift up sending a powerful blast of destructive energy sending Misato as well as Asuka falling flat on their faces nearly kissing the deck's canvas.
Getting back to her feet Misato took out her pistol. "Alright you sons of bitches I'm telling you all this only once! Get the hell off this battleship!'' She took aim and rapidly fired numerous rounds of bullets at the mechanical attackers. It did little good as the material their body skins were made from resisted gunfire.
Suddenly more of them teleported on deck increasing the threat more. "There's so many... and my gun does shit to 'em.'' Misato gasped at how many there were and just how tough their design was.
The likes of OhRed turned to Kensuke who still had the cases he was ordered to guard. That was just the sort of news he wanted. ''Kensuke open the briefcases. Inside them we'll have the weapons to fight these walking junkyards.'' The military nerd opened them up revealing an assortment of blue metallic fighting staffs and white futuristic guns.
The red Ohranger gave a staff and gun to each of his fellow warriors. He also handed a set of them to Asuka and it dawned on Kensuke as to what they were. "Holy shit there must be the Battle Sticks and King Blasters Miura told he'd been working on. Cool!"
The four Ohrangers and Asuka readied themselves for a hard fight as OhRed explained. "Misato. Captain let us handle this right here, its what we trained for. Trust us."
"They got us outnumbered fourteen to one... '' Kensuke said staring the human battle grunts down.
''A distinctive tactical deficiency.'' Rei added readying her weaponry. ''Then what are we waiting for? Let us fight.''
-begin 40:1 by Sabaton
And so with Asuka in tow the four Ohrangers charged headlong into battle as their machine enemies blasted the flight deck with optical blasts. As Toji, Asuka, and Rei tumble rolled away from them Kensuke on the other hand, jumped and kicked one of the droids right in its face. He pushed off from that droid and flipped to kick yet another droids face. Upon landing the military fanboy took out silver spiked knuckle guards which he used to punch a mecha grunt right in the face... making it shatter into pieces.
The droid then fell to its knees as its head's remains billowed huge clouds of smoke and sparks. Needless to say the red suited fighter was taken by surprise by Kensuke's combat technique. ''Brass knuckles?'' OhRed asked.
''Had 'em custom cast from lightweight titanium.'' Kensuke said as he punched another droid in the face and finished it off by punching a hole right through its gut. Or what would've been its gut at least.
As for Rei she kept her cool as she leaped from a cannon placement and saw three of the mechanical soldiers staring her down. One sped right at her from behind so using her Battle Stick quick as a flash slashed the droid across its waist section. The droid broke in half and both parts exploded. The blue haired girl spun around and impaled another through the neck.
She struggled as the droid tried to retaliate with its fists however she forced her Battle Stick up through its head. It tore through the cranial plating but still wouldn't give up. Seeing no other option Rei fired her King Blaster through its head. The mechanical grunt collapsed onto the deck as it blew up. The third still unfazed by its pink clothed opponent charged at her throwing a strong left hook which Rei dodged from. She countered by blasting the droid pointblank in its chest blowing a good sized smoking hole through it.
Staring down a few of the battle droid grunts Toji stood his ground and charged at his enemies. He slugged one in its chest sending it skidding off the flight deck and splashing into the waves. He swung his Battle Stick and sliced one from its left shoulder to its right hip. He kept up his warpath by shooting his King Blaster which blew holes through their torsos. The droids fell onto the deck and huge billows of smoke erupted from their fallen bodies.
Another of the humanoid drones charged at Toji and punched at him, who rolled out of the way and the droid's arm was stuck in the metallic wall of where the boy was a second ago. It pulled and pulled but was stuck. ''Can't get loose!'' The droid called out in a mechanical toned voice.
''Hey gear head... Give me your face!'' Toji growled out as he stabbed the machine grunt through its head tearing it to bits.
Next he ripped the droid's face plates right apart. A few more were gunning at him as he weaved away from them. He returned fire at two shooting one through its torso which fell down then exploded. The other was shot again in its chest but off center. Its torso burst into a fireball and it collapsed backwards onto the flight deck.
"Death to all of Bacchus' enemies!" One of the robotic minions called out grabbing Toji by his shirt collar as the two traded punches and kicks.
The jock swung at his foe only to take a misstep and almost fall off the deck... missing a very cool bath. The drone attacking him pulled him up... mostly because it wasn't finished with him just yet instead of kindness. ''Oh thanks." Toji said as the grunt pulled him back up on deck. ''Bye!'' The boy then side kicked the drone in its behind and off the carrier, it splashed into the waves sinking like dead weight.
While all this was going on Asuka had four readying to attack her. Seeing she'd no other choice but to shoot them like the others did. ''Get back! I'm warning you piles of scrap not to move a bionic muscle!''
''Worthless human. You shall be fodder for our ruler Bacchus Wrath!'' The machine soldier proclaimed as it lunged at the German girl.
Aiming her King Blaster just so she fired a shot the tore through the drone's left shoulder which set off smaller explosions in its torso. The soldier collapsed onto the deck laying on its side as smoke billowed from its damaged body section.
The next mechanical grunt fired an optic blast at Asuka who did a split on deck to avoid it. She got back and fired off another shot which tore through the droid's lower chest. After that orange smoke billowed from its eyes and makeshift mouth as it collapsed backwards. The smoke continued to pour out of its injury.
The last two unleashed a torrent of optic blasts which Asuka took cover from behind a broken cannon placement. The girl was pissed pure and simple! This wasn't what she was trained for but she'd be damned if some jumped up walking junkyards were going to make a mockery of her. She was really going to let these assholes have it now. "Here ya want some of me, here come get it!'' She hollered out as she repeatedly shot the duo of droids.
Even after being shot multiple times they still wouldn't go down. "When I say to die! I say die!" Asuka yelled out again blasting huge smoking holes through the stubborn robots.
The twosome of the droids finally fall to their knees as smoke flowed out of their broken torsos. Still more of the droids gathered around the five teens as OhRed charged at them picking one up and ripping it in half by its waist. Another grabbed him from behind so OhRed tore its arm off and threw the rest of it overboard.
The red ranger threw the arm like a boomerang knocking still another over. The remaining machines stared at the five teenagers who managed to defeat several of their numbers. One finally spoke. ''Beware humans once Bacchus arrives you shall beg for his mercy... '' Then the machines teleported away to parts unknown.
Shortly after this incident the admiral had newfound respect for Miura's Ohrangers. Misato discussed how bad the damage report was to him. The Angel only downed several fighter jets after nearly beaching itself on the flight deck. However the robotic soldiers had downed a third of the fleet. Try as he might to deny it the older man admitted his tech was outclassed by NERV and the UAOH.
Looking over the mechanical remains Kensuke wasn't sure what to make of them. ''What were those things Red?''
''That's my line nerd boy.'' Toji grumbled sitting his tired self down on a spare jet tire. He twirled around his King Blaster by the trigger.
Looking over some of the torn up metallic junk Rei figured just what they were. Partly thanks to her half brother's knowledge. ''So the rumors were true. These must be the fabled Barlo Soldiers that have been attacking military installations worldwide recently. "You really think their ruler is coming?''
"Yes.'' Was all OhRed said. "And we'll be ready."
-to be continued
Ok, ok, readers let's get this said before I get go crazy. Now that Asuka's been added to the roster things are going to get white hot in the following chapter! The angel attack on the battleship will have a few twists. Our German pilot has found out a small taste of the terrors readying their assault on mankind. How will her attitude add to the situation? Her shock at the UAOH technology the four other teens had access to will get bigger when she meets Miura and the upcoming invasion. In fact tune in next time loyal readers for "Invasion 2015''!
I hope you'll enjoy this story so please review it. Please read and review this and my other stories which range from: Yokohama Night Monsters, Power Rangers Dimension Legends, ELG The Series, EL Digital Saviors, Cybertronian Invasion, and Maverick Hunter KLN to satisfy your craving for bizarre crossovers. This is the bit where I mention saying good night folks and take care this has been writer TURP signing off for the day. I hope you enjoy this new crazy story.
