A/N: Inspired by the delightful ditty "Would You Like To Swing On A Star?" Not meant to offend, only to entertain, so if the Sue or the Angst match one of your characters, don't garrote me. As for the Wench...well. That's rather self-explanatory. And, if it isn't, then you obviously haven't seen my profile or read my fizzling magnum opus.
Enjoy.
Oh, would you like to be a big star?
Getting roses thrown from afar?
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a Sue?
A Sue is a flufferpuff with a beautiful face
In phics, she's a terrible disgrace!
The way just to spot her is her color-changing eyes
Strand-perfect hair, what a surprise!
But if you think that's the writing style for you—
You may grow up to be a Sue!
Oh, would you like to be a big star?
Getting roses thrown from afar?
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be an Angst?
An Angst is a fan of every rock band she hears!
Evanescence brings her to tears...
Her pain indescribable, her morals weak
She's just plain morbid with a rebellious streak!
If you wear black clothes, stripes, and little bangs
You may grow up to be an Angst!
Oh, would you like to be a big star?
Getting roses thrown from afar?
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a Wench?
A Wench is a pre-Christine who finds Erik's lair
She can't swim and has unruly hair
They're quite well-acquainted but then she goes away
But don't you worry—she'll be back someday!
If you're not put off by Erik's deathly stench
You may grow up to be a Wench!
(music)
Some kind of telepathically dreaming Wench!
There's some odd writers on this site, it's true
Everyday you'll see quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You could be better than you are--
You could be writing like a star!
