Kind of a Funny Story

Chapter 9

By: NailBunnyDeadBunny

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LadyCrazyMonkeyPants

Ryoga hugged mom when she jumped into his arms and when he offered me a hug I gave him my go away look.

"Hey Chibisuke how are you?"

"Fine, now go away."

"Arashi says hi, but he could not be here today for Light was angry." he continued clearly ignoring me.

"Why is that demon angry?" asked my stupid father before mom elbowed him

"Well when Arashi learned of Ryoma they came to Japan from Italy."

"Why were they in Italy?" asked the Dr. Quack

"They are or were backpacking through Europe." I informed the moron

"Backpacking through Europe?" asked Momo

"Yes, that is where you strap a backpack to your back and ride dangerously old buses and sleep in nasty old buildings." said Ryoga

"Sounds like a horrible time." Muttered Monkey King

"No that is how you are suppose to do it but Light requires attention that he can't get backpacking the normal way, so they were sleeping nice hotels." I said rolling my eyes

There were several blushes from the implication of what Light's special attention was.

"He likes hot showers and nice meals, you perverts." I said with another roll of the eyes

Most of them blushed even darker and Yukimara and Fuji didn't help by snickering at them with their creepy snickers.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw Yukimara grab his side and wince and I knew that he was still with that bastard.

Two weeks ago I saw Yukimara with his boyfriend and I may have witnessed his boyfriend being an asshole. I talked to Yukimara the next day and suddenly he is on me telling me to keep my mouth shut and all that. And there is no where I could hid that Yukimara would not find me.

So here I am knowing something that is happening to a okay person and not able to do a thing about it. Because he will know that it was me if I go to Sanada, then I will die.

Wait!

I just had a genius moment!

Instead of going to the blunt and emotionally challenged, I can ask Light and Arashi. Light was in similar position before and that ended when Arashi murdered the guy.

Well it was never proven but anyone who knows the case knows that Arashi may have not pushed the bastard of the building but he had a hand in setting it up.

And the little chibi-Ryoma inside my head rubs his hands together with an evil smirk on his face.

Oh god I am having a Fuji moment.

Dr. Quack looks at my brother with a slight smile on his face.

"Why don't you tell us about your brother, Ryoga-san."

"He goes out of his way to be a brat. But has the ability to care when he feels like it. He also more aware to what goes on around him then he lets on, and he is tolerated by Light because he is close to Arashi."

"So Light likes him?"

"No I am tolerated, completely different."

The rest from this point was boring and unneeded.

Just I learned that Sanada does suspect something is wrong with Yukimara's relationship with his boyfriend and has Fuji investigating. This I learned after hearing Fuji whispering about Yukimara's side to him and his theory of what happened to his ribs.

As they were leaving, I pulled Ryoga to the side and asked for Arashi's number. And when he asked why I lied and said that I wanted to apologize to Light. With an understanding look he gave me the number and left with mom and dad.

Then I walked to dinner and sat at a table with this one guy who was kind of twitchy and from what I understood he was a recovering drug user.

"Hey how are you?" asked twitchy

"Fine, I guess."

"Good…that is good."

I looked at him with a strange look.

"So why are you in here?" asked twitchy

"I want to end my life."

"You have the darkness also, I have suffered from it for years, I tried to burn myself to get rid of it and then I found drugs and it would make the darkness disappear, but drugs are bad, are you on drugs?"

"No."

"Good……that is good. Drugs are bad. Hugs not drugs……hugs not drugs."

"Okay, whatever you say."

"Do you have kids?"

"No."

"Really kids are great. I have one but I don't get to see her because her mother says I am a bad role model, but I am a bad role model and I want to clean up."

"That is good, you should be happy."

"You are a good kid, I like you."

"Thanks I guess."

As dinner is set in front of me and I realized that I was again hungry for the second time in a row which should be marked in some record book somewhere…anywhere. As I looked at the food placed before me and I realized that this place was some twisted heaven as a glanced at the sushi and rice with another soup.

A day without western food was a good day in my book.

As I began with a bit of sushi had me inhaling without the speed, I don't taste it at all as I tried to get it to my stomach as fast as I could without looking stupid.

When I finished I sat back and contemplated the fact that I didn't need to throw-up.

When the time came for the time after dinner and before bedtime there was a time when the other patients gathered in the main room where the payphone was and it was during this point-in-time when I use the payphone using the phone card that my mom had picked up for me.

As I listen to the ringing on the phone thoughts of Light answering the phone made my stomach turn, because if he was really was pissed at me then he would never put me on the phone with Arashi and not listen to my scary brilliant plan.

"Hello?"

THERE IS NO GOOOOODDDDD!!!!

That has to be the reason that Light answered the phone and not my brother.

"Light I want to talk to Arashi."

"Hello Ryoma but Arashi is busy at the moment."

"Light this is important."

"No, bye Ryoma."

Then the little prick hung up on me.

Waiting a few minutes I called again and when the phone was answered it was Arashi.

"Arashi."

"Ryoma?"

"Yeah I need to ask a favor of you."

"Don't listen to him just hang up." I heard from Light in the background.

"What is the problem?"

"There is a boy that I know and I think that he is in a situation like what Light was in awhile back."

"Hum." I heard him settle down.

"What make you think that?"

"A few weeks ago I saw him and his boyfriend at a park and I saw the prick grab him and begin to shake him violently and then I saw him fall to the ground. Then today he had what seemed to be hurt ribs."

"Well then what do want me to do?"

"Look if I go to anyone that he knows like his best friend then he will know it's me and let's just say he is a lot like Light in personality."

"Tomorrow I'll be there and I will take a look for myself and I will bring Light because he will know the signs better then me."

"Thanks."

"Whatever Ryoma just don't let anyone know because they might mistake this as you going soft."

"Dumbass."

"I have to go Light is getting pissed about being ignored."

"I am not." stated Light from the background.

When we hung up I knew that things where going to be different.

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