A/N: Okay So my birthday was on the 25th. I felt like celebrating by making a chappy of OMM into my birthday party (along with my two birthday parties I already had xD) yeah, I know I'm like 4 days late xD I've been busy for the last few days. Anyways. I'd just like to share that Tay found out her favorite flower is called…*insert dramatic Dun Dun DUNNNNS* The Pansy. XD Okay continue on.
Disclaimer: I Don't own Twilight. Or I Will Survive (you'll see :/) or any of the products used in this chappy…
TPOV:
Why's everyone being so secretive today? I asked myself as I went into the room that Emmett and I were staying in. I sat on the bed and sighed. They didn't even wish me a Happy Birthday. I lay down on the bed and huffed out another sigh as I grabbed a pillow and placed it over my face.
I heard the door open, "Go away." The pillow muffled my speech.
"Hey Tali, why are you so down? I'm feeling your depressedness even when I leave the palace…" Jasper said coming over to the bed placing a hand on my shoulder.
"No one remembered that it's my birthday today…"
"Well I wouldn't say that…" Jasper said, and I glanced up at his face. He had a look that said 'Oh shit, I shouldn't have said that.'
"What do you mean Jazz…." I said.
"…Nothing!! I didn't say anything! You're hearing things!" He said and tried to run away. I ran to the door somehow making it before Jasper did and blocked him off.
"You're going to tell me." I said with a smirk.
"N-No I'm not." Jasper said, trying to find another escape.
I grabbed a chair and found straps that I knew Jasper wouldn't be able to escape from, very much like when we turned him into Jasperella. I then grabbed a random contraption that Emmett and I had named "The Wet Willinator." And placed it next to him. "Jasper dear, I'm an expert at torture. I have an older sister and I spent hours torturing her…" I said with an evil grin and maniacal laughter Jasper's eyes widened in horror.
They widened even more when he noticed a Hannah Montana CD in my hand. "Oh SOOOPHIEEEE!!!" I shouted out the door as Jasper tried to hop with the chair to escape the room. "You stay put Pansy!" I said pushing the button for the Wet Willinator and he squealed out in disgust.
"Yes Tali?" Sophie asked walking through the door.
"Go round up all the pregnant woman you can find. And tell them to come here." I said with a grin. "I'm torturing Jasper until he tells me something. Whoever says torture isn't the way to go with getting information…they're wrong. Torture's the fun way." I said laughing.
"Okays!" Sophie said and darted off into town.
"Solina here kitty kitty!" I shouted down the hallway and our kitten came running towards me from the end of the hallway. "Hey cutie. I need you to do me a favor, and behave yourself until I tell you to flip out." I said nuzzling her head with my nose.
"No. No! Not Solina!" Jasper had a terrified expression on his face.
"Yes. Yes. Solina." I said grinning. And I held up some pink nail polish and a frilly pink dress. "Okay Jasperella, you're going to put this on or I will sic Solina on you." I threw it at him. He quickly put it on after I un-strapped him. I placed a pink tiara on his head to match the frilly dress. "Okay time for a manicure." I said with a grin holding up the nail polish once more. "Now are you going to tell me what you meant?"
"NO!" Jasper shouted.
"Okay…" I said grabbing a big 1 pound chocolate bar and smiling. (A/N: They actually make chocolate bars that big…we had one before :] it took us like a month to eat it (by us, I mean me my dad and my sister)…anyways.) I regretted wasting such precious chocolate, but it was necessary to torture Jasper. I shoved a large chunk into his mouth and forced him to swallow it. "How about now?" Sophie returned with the pregnant women and ushered them into the room where Jasper was being held hostage.
Jasper shook his head, and suddenly Edward played the piano part for "I Will Survive." Why? I don't know, but he did. And Jasper started singing after swallowing the hunk of chocolate. (That's right. Jasper sings us a song. :] Oh and if you don't want to read it, then don't. :/ It's the whole song so if you want, just listen to it while reading xD)
"First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side but then I
spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. I grew strong and
I learned how to get along. And so you're back from outer space, I
just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I
should have changed that stupid lock; I should have made you leave
your key if I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to
bother me. Go on now go, walk out the door just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore! Weren't you the one who
tried to hurt me with goodbye you think I'd crumble, you think I'd
lay down an die? Oh no not I. I will survive! Oh as long as I know
how to love I know I'll stay alive, I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give I'll survive, I will survive
hey, hey! It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart kept
trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart and I spent oh so
many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry Now I hold my
head up high and you see me somebody new I'm not that chained up
little person still in love with you and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free now I'm saving all my loving
for
someone who's loving me. Go on now go, walk out the door just turn
around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore! Weren't you the
one who tried to break me with goodbye you think I'd crumble, you
think I'd lay down an die? Oh no not I. I will survive! Oh as long
as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive, I've got all my
life to live and I've got all my love to give I'll survive, I
will survive oh, go on now go, walk out the door just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore! Weren't you the one who
tried to break me with goodbye you think I'd crumble, you think I'd
lay down an die? Oh no not I. I will survive! Oh as long as I know
how to love I know I'll stay alive, I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give I'll survive, I will survive I
will survive! It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept
trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart and I spent oh so
many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry Now I hold my
head up high and you see me somebody new I'm not that chained up
little person still in love with you and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free now I'm saving all my loving for
someone who's loving me. Go on now go, walk out the door just turn
around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore! Weren't you the
one who tried to hurt me with goodbye you think I'd crumble, you
think I'd break down an die? Oh no not I. I will survive! Oh as
long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive, I've got all
my life to live and I've got all my love to give I'll survive, I
will survive!!!" (End song. XD)
I shoved more chocolate into Jasper's mouth and activated the Wet Willinator once more sang The Best Of Both Worlds out of tune right in Jasper's ear and placed Solina in Jasper's lap. "Now!" I said at Solina, causing Solina to flip out on Jasper and start trying to scratch him.
"OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! YOU WIN! Just get this damn cat off of me and get me out of this damn dress, and untie me and, and, and…" he started dry sobbing.
"Aw Jasper…it's okay…" I said placing Solina out in the hallway and closing the door after telling the pregnant women to go home. I untied him and let him take the frilly pink dress off, leaving him in his boxers and the tiara. "Um Jazz…you still got the tiara on your head…" I said laughing. He ripped it out of his hair and threw it to the ground.
"Okay. We didn't forget about your birthday, we were just trying to throw a surprise party for you." Jasper said. "Can I leave now?" He glanced at the door.
"Fine. You're lucky I didn't get to the Highlight part of our little torture escapade. You'd be walking around with bright neon pink highlights in your hair for a long, long while." I said just before Jasper ran out of the room.
Alice called me downstairs and I quickly ran down. A plate with a pyramid of German Chocolate cupcakes with two candles (a 1 and a 7) on the top one and the Cullens holding their presents for me greeted me. "YAY!" I shouted. "Party over here, whoop, whoop, party over there, whoop, whoop." I continued adding a little dance. I stuffed my face with my German chocolate cupcakes. After I finished eating my 'cake' they gave me their presents. Alice gave me a makeup kit first. "You think I'm ugly! You think I'm so ugly that I need makeup!" I cried. Alice said that it was just so that I could feel prettier than I already was, and then Jasper gave me his present, a pair of cowboy boots and a matching hat. "Very creative Jasper…Mr. Cowboy." I said giggling as I put the hat on. Edward gave me a CD of a few songs he composed along with my favorites from Bach, Chopin, Pachabel, Debussy Beethoven and Mozart. "Yay! Classical Music!" I gave Edward a big hug and waited for Carlisle, Esme Sophie and Emmett to give me their presents. Sophie gave me a $1000 gift card for Victoria's Secret. "That store is scary! All I like is the perfume. I don't think I'll be able to spend that much on perfume…" I said throwing the gift card down to the ground as if it were a spider. (I really DO NOT like Victoria's secret. You should have seen my sister trying to drag me in. I was clinging to one of the pillars all "NOOOOO" xD) Carlisle handed me a set of keys. "What's this for?"
"It's for a new Lotus. Light blue." He said with a grin.
"OH MY FRICKEN CARLISLE!" I shouted and hugged Carlisle so tight that if he were human he would have probably started to turn blue.
Esme handed me a huge bouquet of red velvet Pansies (you'd be surprised how hard it is to find out the name of a flower just by knowing what it looks like :/ it took me forever to figure out what the darn things were called…and apparently they're the flowers that Tay loves xDDD That's hilarious!)"…Esme! I hate these kinds of Flowers! You could have given me Gardenias or Daffodils! Those are my favorite flowers!" I almost cried; I found Pansies very scary…ever since the Alice In Wonderland scene with the flowers. (That be true. XD). Emmett cheered me up by tossing a circular object at me. I quickly unwrapped it to find a Teletubby ball and I squealed with delight. And I tossed it back at Emmett. Emmett then tossed it back to me and I shouted "Yaaay" in a high-pitched voice. I tossed it back to Emmett, he did the same "Yay" in the same high-pitched voice, and we repeated that for a long while, and I wailed it over to Carlisle. Carlisle caught it, but sadly did not say "Yaaaaay"
"Carlisle! You're suppose dto say "Yaay" when you catch it…" I said and gestured for him to throw it back to me. "Like this!" I said as he threw it and I caught it. "Yaaaaayyy!!" and I then threw it back to Emmett. We repeated and threw it back to Carlisle who actually said the high-pitched "yay" that time. (Note: Me and my one friend actually Did this at my party xD but they didn't give me the ball, they found it and then figured we'd play catch…and I started the highpitched "Yaaay" thing xD I wanted to record it with my camera but she wouldn't let me. :[ Anyways…)
I then got bored with the ball and tossed it at The Pansy. "Hey Jasper, I just realized, I gave you a nickname that's the name of a scary looking flower!" I giggled and gave him the bouquet of flowers. I returned to the pyramid of cupcakes and wailed on at Edward's face. "CUPCAKE FIGHT!" I shouted and jumped on Carlisle's back and smushed one into his hair. "Hee you got Coconut Pecan icing in your hair now Lislie!" Emmett threw a handful of them at Jasper, Jasper threw a handful at Emmett. Emmett ducked out of the way and all five cupcakes hit Alice, thus ruining her new Ella Moss outfit. (Yeah, I don't pay attention to fashion designers xD Tay gave me that one.)
"JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!" Alice shouted and grabbed a dozen or so cupcakes and just kept throwing them at Jasper trying to get one into his mouth.
Just then Jeana walked through the doors, and all eight of us wailed cupcakes at her. She was covered head to toe in coconut pecan icing and German chocolate cake.
"Enough!" Jeana shouted and scolded Sophie saying, "This is no way for a princess to behave." And drug Sophie away from our party.
