Amanda stomps onto a stage lit with one single spotlight. In one hand she holds her laptop, the other a blowtorch... things couldn't be heading in a great direction.
"my beepbeepbeepin' computer beeping crashed and I had to beepbeeping erase everything on it and reinstall the BeepbeepBEEPINGBEEPbeepbeep software. But I didn't have the original Beeping disc, so I had to use a Gateway disk on my HP, and the BEEPBEEPINGBEEPBEEPBEEP sucks. I am saving up for a new one soon, but I have to pay 600 dollars to my brother, and I have to have money to live on, because I tried going hungry for a day, and I broke six hours through when my stomach wouldn't shut up... beside I have to do heavy lifting at my job... no food energy when lifting 50lb things BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! So my stories are on hold, but I have been writing like crazy on most of them. So things will get updated when I get a new comp." Takes a deep breath.
"So, look for more, and I will update things as I can." Bows. "Thank you."
"And Now, For The Main Event!" melts HP with blowtorch. "Thank you, Goodnight!"
Fade to black.
