Just as Naruto was about to make the first move, a booming voice out of no where said "Stop, you ugly motherfuckas!"
All of them turned around to look and saw that it was a man.
"RayJ?" screamed Naruto frantically.
"Fuck no, nigga," said the voice. The shadows were hiding his figure.
"Then who?" questioned Sasuke. "Show yourself, man."
The person who stepped forward to reveil that it was Ludacris.
"Holy shit!" screamed Michelangelo. "Who the fuck is that?"
"I don't know, Mikey," said Donatello. "Some light skinned nigga."
"Hey!" said Luda. "Who the fuck are you to be calling me a nigga?"
"Forgive my racist brother," said Leonardo. "He has always had some trouble with African Americans."
"Luda!" screamed Naruto gleefully. "What the fuck up, pimp? I got all of your CDs. I listen to them in my trailer when I smoke weed."
"Oh, you be cool, dush, but why in the hell do you have yellow hair? You look like Bon-Qui-Qui did yo' hair," said Ludacris.
"What the fuck?" yelled Raphael. "That's what I said!"
"Why the fuck are you fuck-heads green?" demanded Ludacris. "It ain't nowhere near Halloween."
"These aren't costumes, as hard as it may be to believe," said Leo. "But we are mutant turtles."
"Say what?" screamed Ludacris. "That is bizarre, man."
"Nigga, get the fuck out of this mothafucking store before i have to shoot a nigga in the ass! GET OUT!" screamed Donatello.
"Oh, you wanna fight, huh, punk?" said Ludacris, who pulled out a shotgun from his ass.
Leonardo pulled out a katana and sliced Luda's shotgun in half.
"I'ma have to call backup," said Luda. He pulled out his cell phone and was talking indistinctly to other people on his phone. he hung up about 3 minutes, later, 4 people walked in, carrying AKs, rocket launchers, grenade launchers, and a M60 machine gun.
Michelangelo, scared, farted and the rose he shove up his ass fell out covered in shit.
"Ew." said Sasuke. Naruto rushed over to the rose and put it in a nearby vase that was on a nearby counter.
Michelangelo, scared, farted and the rose he shove up his ass fell out covered in shit.
"Ew." said Sasuke. Naruto rushed over to the rose and put it in a nearby vase that was on a nearby counter.
Ludacris fell down laughing. "What the fuck?" he shouted. "don't worry, he does shit like that all the time," said Leonardo.
Chingy pulled out a RPG and aimed it at Naruto. "Time to die, ya yellow haired bitch!" he screamed
Chingy pulled out a RPG and aimed it at naruto. "Time to die, ya yellow haired bitch!" he screamed
All of a sudden the lights in the room went dim.
Everyone became silent when out of complete nowhere a voice said "You dumb niggas, you best prepare for trouble."
"Wait a minute," Naruto gulped, his eyes wide. "Ya'll done scared me."
Naruto slowly got up off the ground, dusting the dirt off his clothes. "Ya'll done made my nerves bad."
"And you yellow and green dushes best make it double."
All of the sudden, two characters with white uniforms appeared with a large red R .
"To protect the world from devestation..." said the female.
"To unite all peoples within our nation..."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love..."
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Whoa, what the fuck is going on?" Naruto shrieked, sounding like Carrot Top.
"You yellow haired mother fucker!" screamed the female with long red hair.
"Team Rocket will kick your ass!" said the male with long blue hair.
"Uh uh uh, hell naw," said T.I. "these motherfuckas ain't shit!"
"Team Rocket?" said Raphael. "What kinda lame ass name is that?"
"You will regret messing with us!" said the blue haired male.
All of the sudden, Rosanne Bar's laugh could be heard.
Sasuke was beginning to get scared. He decided to hide behind Chingy.
Sasuke, who was behind chingy, all of the sudden looked down at his titties. They were laughing.
"Dude, is yo titty laughing?" asked Chingy, suddenly thinking of Billy Ray.
"They have a habit of doint that..." Sasuke trailed off, feeling his titties blush.
Team Rocket approached Sasuke and slapped the shit outta him.
"YOU MOTHAFUCKAS!" someone screamed at the entrance of Victoria's Secret.
Turning around, they saw it was...
It was Eminem.
He was holding a blunt up in the air, obviously high as usual.
"Holy shit!" said Naruto. "He's sexy!"
Eminem blushed, taking a puff of his blunt.
The red headed woman approached Eminem and said "My name's Jessie. Wanna have dinner?"
"Fuck no, bitch." Eminem screeched, punching the red headed woman so hard that she flew across Victoria's Secret.
"DON'T ASK ME WHY I HAVE NO LOVE FOR THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' HOES." Eminem screamed, taking another puff of his blunt.
"Oh my God," said Sasuke, "I wanna fuck him."
Chingy was hit when Jessie flew and landed on his dick.
Eminem ignored the turtles, the ninajs, and the other rappers, and went to the perfume section of Victoria's Secret. "I really need some new perfume, dammit."
"Oh yeah, and before I forget," said Eminem. He pulled down his pants and exposed his hairy ass. "FUCK YOU!"
Sasuke leaped back, offended by Eminem's big white ass.
Naruto got hard and played with his 10 inch dick.
"What the fuck?" Chingy screamed, accidentally farting loudly.
"I so wanna piece of that ass," said Michelangelo, beginning to sing Me So Horny as he did bent down and touched he toes, gliding.
"I wanna suck that yellow dude's dick," said Donatello.
"No! Stay away you flaming faggot!" Naruto shrieked, falling backwards onto the floor again.
Chingy pointed at Narutos itty bitty nuts
Naruto begun to cry from embarassment. Ever since he was in the ninja academy, people have teased him for his little nuts. They were the size of two grains of rice, except they were skin colored.
"Holy shit!" screamed Eminem. "You probably can't even cum with nuts that small!"
"I can cum, you wigger!" Naruto sobbed. "I just cum in tiny squirts!"
"I wanna lift up your lil nuts and play tic tac toe on your anus," said Chingy.
"What the fuck? You rappers are weird as hell!" Naruto said, taking a couple of scoots back.
The red headed woman whom Eminem had punched across the room somehow managed to get behind naruto and smacked his ass.
"Why is everyone harassing me?" Naruto wondered, looking around for Sasuke.
Sasuke, who was licking Chingy's ass, said. "Because you are fun to harass."
"Sasuke? You have joined the nut gallery?" Naruto screamed, angrily.
"Yes." he responded cooly, and he shoved his 14 inch dildo up Chingy's black ass
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"Sasuke? What the hell, dude?" Naruto had about enough of this. "I'm done with you, Sasuke Uchiha! Your hair is too ugly for me, anyways!"
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"And you, Naruto Uzumaki, are too ugly with your small nuts!" screamed Sasuke, who was about to lose his cool.
Chingy moaned, enjoying the feel of the dildo in his ass.
"YOU DUSH!" screamed naruto.
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"This is fuckin' disturbing, yo," Eminem said, puffing on his blunt once again.
All of the sudden, Leonardo went behind Eminem and shoved a green finger up his tight asshole.
"Ow, that hurts! Take it out now! Oh wait a minute, but it back in... in, in, in." Eminem moaned. Naruto looked at Eminem skeptically. "This doesn't mean I'm gay - I don't like men! I like, boobs, boobs, boobs!"
"So why do you want him to put his finger back into your ass?" inquired Naruto with a puzzled look.
"How do you like THESE boobs?" screamed jessie, who flashed Eminem.
"Bitch, put your fucking bee-sting titties back in yo' bra." Eminem shrieked, covering his eyes.
Jessie, deeply ashamed of her lil titties, got upset and ran outta Victoria Secret crying.
"See, Eminem? Look what you did, home-boy." Chingy glared at the white boy angrily.
"I don't give a fuck, you dirt skinned nigga," exclaimed Eminem, who continued to smoke his blunt.
"Stop being racist, you cracka," Chingy warned, pulling out a blunt out of his pocket and begun smoking it as well.
Sasuke farted, causing everyone in the store to look at him.
Blushing, Sasuke giggled nervously to himself, then pointed at Donatello - blaming the fart on him. "Eww! He farted!" Sasuke screamed, scooting away from him.
"You chicken-ass haired dummy!" screamed Donatello. "You are a horrible liar."
"I do NOT have chicken-ass hair!" Sasuke sobbed, blushing even harder.
"Shut the fuck up, you wigga!" screamed Ludacris.
"I'm not even white, you damn nigga!" Sasuke said, throwing a hair-bow at his head.
"Then what the fuck are ya, punk?" shouted Ludacris, loading his gun with bullets.
"I'm Japanese, you cunt!" Sasuke said, hiding behind the pile of bras.
Chingy fired a grenade from the grenade launcher towards the piles of bras.
Sasuke yelped and begun running around the store, as this crazy-ass nigga tried to kill him.
Naruto mooned Chingy and said, "Take a good look at my ass, you dush!"
Chingy fell back, blinded by Naruto's hairy ass. "HOLY SHIIIII-"
Naruto, trying desperately to hold back the urge, released a gigantic fart.
All the rappers, the turtles, Sasuke and all the people in Victoria's Secret fell backwards, gagging.
"Sorry, I ate beans," apologized Naruto, from whom a giant sweatdrop appeared!
"Dush, it smells!" screamed Ludacris, who just killed himself.
"LUDA!" Eminem screamed, sitting next to Ludacris's dead body.
"Ah, no one really liked Luda," Michelangelo said, who was trying on a thong.
"I...did." Eminem whispered, clutching Ludacris's locket to his chest.
"What was he, your BFF?" scoffed Sasuke.
"We were... lovers." Eminem whispered. Suddenly the white rapper got distracted, by the lip gloss and make-up. "Oooh! Pretty!" Eminem beamed with glee.
"Wait a minute, hold up," started Leonardo. "You were boasting earlier how much you loved titties, and now you are telling us you were lovers with that light-skinned dude?"
"I'm... I'm bi-sexual!" Eminem confessed, putting on hot pink lip gloss. "What do you think of this color?"
"So that means you like to take it in the ass while you're taking a woman's ass?" asked Naruto.
"M-Maybe..." Eminem said, putting on a ballerina out-fit.
"We can see your nuts, dude," said Raphael. Naruto just had an idea
Eminem blushed, putting his hands between his legs, covering up his 'lil nuts. "Ohoho..." he whispered.
Naruto went behind Chingy and slapped him in the back of the head.
"What the hell, nigga?" Chingy screamed, confused by Naruto's actions.
"For the last time, we ain't niggas!" screamed naruto, who farted.
"HEY SEXY LADY, IT WAS NICE TO KNOW YOU, BUT I GOTTA MOVE ONNNN." Donatello said, booty-clapping.
With that, the four turtles left the store all ninja like. "What the fuck was that all about?" screamed Eminem
"I don't even know..." Sasuke said, scratching his asshole.
"Dude, are you scratching your asshole in public?" yelled Chingy.
"Yes," Sasuke nodded, sliding a finger up his ass. "I gotta take a shit, I think..."
"You are nasty." Eminem said.
"Holy shit, that is sexy," Naruto thought.
Sasuke blushed. Suddenly, The Golden Girls walked into Victoria's Secret.
AN: Suck my meat-curtain if you think this sucks.
