AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da menga boox! dis is frum da anime ok so itz nut my folt if pixo swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD WITHDRAWLS! and da reson shads dosent lik erwin now is coz hes christian and titan is a satanist! MCR ROX!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Levi for cheating on me. I began to cry against the spot on the wall where I did it with Levi.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with brown eyes and no skin and everything started running towards me! He didn't have a skin (basically like the colossal titan in the show) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… The Colossal Titan!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then he kicked the wall and I couldn't run away.
"Crap!" I shouted at him. Then I bit ma hand and turned into a titan and kicked him. Colossal Titan fell and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Eren." he yelled. "Thou must kill Titan Smith!"
I thought about Titan and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Levi had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Levi went out with Titan before I went out with him and they broke up?
"No!" I roared back.
The Colossal Titan gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Heichou!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Collosal got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "It's super obvious. I saw you have sex here." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Titan, then thou know what will happen to Levi!" he shouted. Then he ran away from me.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Levi came into the woods.
"Levi!" I said turning back into a human. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back it the Survey Corp together making out.
