…You don't actually have to have a heart, to remember what it feels like…

Zexion: axel get your feet off the table! We have to eat there!

Axel: why don't ya make me emo boy!

Zexion: *pulls a knife out of a drawer* what was that? You need help removing them? Id be more than happy to assist you!

Axel: *puts feet on floor* *mummbles* I bet that's the knife he cuts himself with! Jerk!

Zexion: hey! I heard that! I do not cut myself!

Axel: Jeez Zexion! Your in worse a mood then the time I put a knife in your Lexicon! What GIVES!

Zexion: nothing's wrong…my books weren't taken from me at all!

Axel: who would want to take that library you call a safe haven?

Zexion: Vexen! I'm grounded!

Axel: AHAHAHAHAHA! O MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!

Zexion: don't laugh it isn't funny!…he caught me reading his lab…I'm not allowed to do anything…

Axel: well you should be more careful! Oh…and what were you taking? Little blue pills? XP

Zexion: NO! I was just taking what I thought coulf be useful…like stuff to hurt Xigbar…this sucks…I cant even see Namine…

Axel: well…you're a sneaky little kid, why not sneak over there. Or sneak her, here.

Zexion: are you kidding! He would notice…he's probably watching right now…I can't do anything thanks to him!

Axel: really? Then hos did I get here?

Zexion: since I don't enjoy you he doesn't care…* looks at doorway* right vexen? *angrily*

Vexen: oh how right you are my boy! You really shouldn't be stealing my things anyway! you'll grow up to be a delinqent boy…like axel…

Axel: uncalled for old man!

Vexen: at least I don't flare up when angry! Little boy!

Axel: im not a little boy! *flaming*

Vexen: I rest my case! *walks away*

Zexion: this is soooooooooo boring! I'm not gonna be a delinquent! I wont do it again! I promise!…uhg he's not listening…

Xigbar: so little Zexy cant leave the castle huh?

Axel: ooohhh here we go! Xigbar get a life! Im surprised Vexen let you threw…he knows what you do…

Zexion: heh its not gonna happen though…watch…Xigbar try to touch me…

Xigbar: OKAY! *goes to touch but hand starts burning* owowowowowow! What the heck was that!

Zexy: Xigbar repelant…it wouldn't have upset me but the fact that it was a shot made me angry…

Axel: eheh. Go Zexion! Can I get some of thet…and soon. *Xigbar looks at him with pedoness*

Zexion: no. its still in the testing stages…in fact that's another part of my punishment…im his test subject. *loud beeping comes from Zexions wrist* this *points to wrist* is what he is using to let me know he needs me…

Axel: well im coming to…I will not stay alone in a room with Xigbar…

Zexion: what ever…*starts walking*

Xigbar: yeah what ever!…hey Larxene!

Larxene: SHUT UP!

*outside Vexen's lab*

Zexion: I don't want to go in…

Axel: you have to! *pushes*

Vexen: good you're here! And you brought Axel!alright. Drink this. I promise it will not kill you!

Axel: heh lame!

Vexen: and since you're here to im going to inject this!

Axel: over my dead *injected* ow! JERK!

Zexion: *drinks liquid* gross! It tastes like dishwater!…aaahhhh my ears are burning! *puts hand on ears* make it stop! Make it stop!

Vexen: oh dear it appears there is burning in the eardrum…*writes on paper*

Axel: am I supposed to…you know, not see?

Vexen: ohhhh…no…that not supposed to happen…uh…here Zexion drink this…it should cancel out the burning…and axel I don't know what to say…

Axel: fix it now!

Vexen: alright you will feel a slight pinch…

Axel: uuuhhhh…did you just stab me in the gut?

Zexion: *quickly drinks it* owowowow…that was awful! What was it supposed to do? *head starts itching* wait a minut…what the heck am I feeling poking throught my scalp? *touches strange growth*…these…these are…CAT EARS!

Vexen: oh yes I forgot to mention that…and axel I gave you that because I just ont like you.

*axel doupled over in pain* axel: the feeling is mutual!

Vexen: a new word? Wered you learn it?

Axel: your face! *goes to punch him*

Vexen: moves slightly* nuh uh ah!

*injects him with something else* this should be interesting!

Zexion: ah too loud! *ears twitch* I hate this! Vexen please stop tourchering Axel! Ha yells to loud *is handed another liquid* …please tell me this wont give em a tail…

Vexen: no…it wont…*grin* you'll see what I does!

Axel: oooohhhh…im…so cold! It feels like ice is coursing threw my veins! Make it stop! Please make it stoppp!

Zexion: hey! This one actually tastes good!…like…strawberries…that worries me…

Vexen: you'll see Zexion! you'll see!

Axel: can you fix me now!

Vexen: make me!

Axel: I will! *trys ti light flame but cant…it defused his powers* what the hell!

Vexen: try lighting my lab on fire now!

Zexion: oh my stomach really hurts…and im getting really warm…and sleepy…*takes off coat because he is sweating* ha-hand me a bucket please! *hets bucket and starts puking*

Vexen: oh…I gave him the wrong one…it was supposed to give him the earge to poke himself with needles…

Axel: VEXEN I SWEAR TO GOD

Vexen: yeah yeah yeah! Calm down flurry boy!this shot…wrll im going to need you to drop your pants…hold on.

*calls Xigbar in* Xigbar, give axel this shot…I don't want to get near that end of him!

Axel: no your not! *is pushed in position to receave shot* no! you old man!

Vexen: here Zexion, it will cancel all affects. I'm sorry for giving you the wrong one…

Zexion: *blerg* is there supposed to be blood in my vomit? *looks pale* *takes the other thing* can I lie down please? My mouth is bleeding…

Vexen: go ahead. There's a bed right there…here let me get you a pillow…

Axel: ow ow ow! Xigbar be gentle back there!

Xigbar: whys…there a hand print on your butt?

Axel: *blushblushblush* no…no reason…now leave! *pulls pants ip and pushes him out door* *collapses in front off door* what an awful day!

Zexion: is this over yet? I didn't think I did anything that bad…why do you have a potion that does that anyway! *sounds pathetic*

Vexen: well…along time ago…Xigbar was more of a…rapist then he is now…back when we were somebodys…anyway…I would slip that in his tea when he was…making me extremely uncomfortable…

Axel: you mean he tried to rape you! Gross!

Zexion: uh I don't want to think about that!…my life is horrible…*starts quietly crying*…and my mouth is still bleeding! *pounds fist on bed*

Vexen: Zexion…open you mouth… *childishly shakes his head no* I need to take a look. Unless you want to continuously tast blood…*opens mouth* *pocking around in mouth* Zexion…you just need to rinse you mouth…the bleeding has stoped.

Axel: *dozing off in corner* were's…Roxas…when…you wanna…

Vexen:* throws pen at Axel* stay awake idiot!

Axel: screw you!

Vexen: anyway…Zexion, you have been acting rather childishly lately…why?

Zexion: I…I don't know…*grabs a glass of what he thought was water* ppppfffftttt! that's not water! Why do you have a glass of vodka in here!…im not childish…im not…

Vexen: I told Luxord to put it in the Fridge…and I think I know why…my theory is that you were robbed of your childhood, and your subconscious is telling you that, since you reconnected with your adoptive father, that you can live those moments now.

Axel: can…I have that vodka for my headache?

Vexen:…why not *hands him glass* happy?

Axel: yeahhhh

Zexion: well…whatt do you want me to do! Im not an adult! Im not a kid! How am I supposed to act! I have a great amount of intelligence, but somehow I cant take care of myself! It doesn't make sense!

Vexen: you are still but a child Zexion. But you never used to act childish. You have always had an air of more knowledge then age.

Axel: what he's trying to say is stop acting like a baby!

Vexen: axel so help me god I will…

Zexion: I just…want some sense of security…I wannt to know…that at least one thing in my life isn't going to change on me…again.

Vexen: well…everything changes…but as long as Axel doesn't kill me then im not going anywhere.

Axel: dontchyeah worry your pretty little emo head im not killen your daddy!

Zexion: *sniffle* can you guys just….continue testing on axel…I just need some time to rest…I need time to think….*brings knees to chest*

Vexen: alright *pats shoulder* hhhmmmm….I can always bring Xigbar back in here… I have plenty of tests I can do on Axel with his help…oh XIGBAR!

Xigbar: sup? You need more help? *wiked grin*…hey what wrong with that one? *points to Zexion*

Vexen: oh…he is tired and thinking…do not disturb him number 2! Anyway I wanted to do a test…and it involves Axel and skin sensitivity but I don't want to touch that one…in all those places…so basically you take this needle and poke him…just about everywere…oh and did I mention his nudity…yeah…

Axel: what did you say about my sexyness?

Xigbar: oh I would be more then happy to help! Now axel…get nekkid!

Axel:ehhh…why not *takes of clothes* now what piggy? Are you going to…you know! You…feel so good there. *rubbs xiggys chest*

…note from auther…we do agree, that this is gross…but…you'll see.

Xigbar: nope! Im just gonna…poke around! *evil smile as he holds up needle* now bend over!

Axel: *eyes widen* are…are you sure your not going to stick…something else there? *bends over as commanded*

Xigbar: well only if you behave badly! *several painful minutes later* hmm…that should be enough…now bend over again!

Axel: *whimpers* your not going to stick me again, are you?

Xigbar: well…not with a needle *gringringrin*

Axel: *eyes gleam*okay! *bends over excitedly, braces hands on counter* alright! Go for it!

Xigbar: its not as fun when there's no chase…jerk…*leaves*

Axel: what! I went threw all that and I don't even get mind blowing sex! *pulls on pants* well now im angry! *catches up with Xigbar and slugs him in the shoulder, repeats what he just said*

Xigbar: ow! Fine! Lets go to your room… *portals to axels room*

…..in vexens lab….

Zexion: *sigh*

Vexen: what is it number 6? *sits down next to him*

Zexion: well…I guess…I just don't remember how it was to have a family…the only memory I have of my real family…isn't a good one….

Vexen: well…since you cant remember your old family…why not just make new memories?

Zexion: because of that one memory that I have…I'm not sure I want anymore…the last memory I have of my parents…is of them being murdered.

Vexen: well…if you really think about it. This organization is like your family. Of course im the father…Marluxia is the gay stalker, Xigbar's the neighborhood pedophile. Axel is the cousin you didn't want and Roxas and xion are the cute grandchildren…needless to say Xemnas is grandfather times 10! *joking to make him feel better*

Zexion: *small laugh* I looked like my mom…but it…it isn't easy accepting these people as my family…

Vexen: I know its not easy…trust me I know! But there who you have. And some of them actually care. Like Demyx. Sure hes not smart!, but if he had a heart, he would have the biggest one. And Marluxia…but he lets everything escalate 10 times past normal…and namine…she loves you so much! If you can look past there faults. Im sure you will be able to accept them. I did.

Zexion: it is possible…but …I don't think I want Xigbar as family *smile*….wait a second that pedo took my coat again!

Xemnas: *over intercom* number 6 please report to my office…

Zexion: CRAP! Are you kidding? Please don't make me go alone! He will kill if im out of uniform!

Vexen: sure thing…here put this lab coat on. He wont mind so much if you wereing it. Now lets go. *portals* superior

Xemnas: I believe I only asked for number 6...out of uniform again?

Zexion: I was helping number 4 with an experiment sir.

Xemnas:…I thought it was because you were grounded…

Zexion: well…there's that to…*twitch*

Vexen: this experiment could have some after affects… like dizziness and nausea. So I had to accompany him so he didn't collapse in the middle of your floor sir.

Xemnas: ahh I see very well then…I had a mission for you tomorrow, but seeing as you are grounded…I need to assign it to a different member and because I really don't feel like picking someone else I'm just gunna have you choose for me

Zexion: may I ask what the mission was sir?

Xemnas: yes. It was to candy mountain…to form an alliance with the candy cane people.

Zexion: may I suggest sending number 2 sir?

Xemnas: hhmmm…yes good choice boy…you may leave now…

Vexen: as you wish, superior. *portals back to lab* alright Zexion, what is your plan on getting your coat back?

Zexion: I'm not quite sure yet…but *scratches head and blushes* oh no…I still have cat ears! the superior saw me…with cat ears!

Vexen: ohm…yeah I guess he did…well…oopse…here is the serum to make them go away, but im not sure I want to give it to you, you looks ssssoooooo adorable, think namine should see this!

Zexion: I have a reputation here! Oh god…today has not been a good day…how much longer am I grounded for…

Vexen: well that depends if you do this last thing for me…

Zexion: what…and can I please have the serum? Why does everyone think I'm cute? *ears twitch*

Vexen: *suppresses an AWWW! Sound* well I actually need you to gather three people…one is Demyx, who has orders a test for maids and second is Namine, who wanted to talk to me about something medically, and the third is axel, because I have one last experiment to do on him.

Zexion: what's wrong with Namine? *genuine concern*…wait….MAIDs?

Vexen: yes apparently Demyx thinks he has MAIDs. And nothing is wrong with Namine, she just wanted to talk to me about "stuff".

Zexion:…like? I'm worried now…*pleasing eyes*

Vexen: well if you must know its about periods and the tampon vs. pad debate that every young girl has. I don't know WHY she has come to me and not Larxene…well….scratch that Larxene is frightening…anyway…

Zexion: namine…st-started her period…so…okay…*a bit embarrassed*…um…about my coat…

Vexen: yes Zexion. No need to get embarrassed. Its natural in every girls life. And about your coat. I've been thinking that a machine that I've built needs tested…you walk in, it scans you, and whalla a tailored coat! wanna try it?

Zexion: well…I suppose I have no choice…fire it up.

Vexen: alright now…walk in ther, yes good. And stand still…alright. Oh sorry the light went right in your eye…I forgot to warn you about that…shoot…aaaannnnddddd done! *picks up coat* ooohhh…you still have cat ears…and there are holes in the coat for them…

Zexion: first off…ow my eye! …second that really stung! And third…I don't care anymore just hand me the coat…

*handed*

Vexen: now go get the three I mentioned and hurry so you can get un grounded!

Zexion: FINE! *pulls up hood and ears stick out, warps to demyx* number 9? Where are you?

Demyx: heeeeeeeeeeeere! *duck tapes to ceiling* can you get me down?

Zexion: oh…my…god…fine *cuts tap and demyx falls* oh jeez are you okay?

Demyx: *jumps up from floor and jumps up and down* yeah im AWSOME!…ZEXION YOU HAVE CAT EARS!*starts petting his head and pulls down hem of dress* stupid dress….

Zexion: *blushes a bit* d-demyx! Stop petting me! Why on earth are you wearing a dress?

Demyx: well…I know you said I didn't have MAIDs, but then I felt really sick, so I put it on. Then I ate and felt better, all thanks to the dress! *pets head* your soooooo cuteeeee!

Zexion: you were just hungry! It had nothing to do with the dress! Stop petting me! Ugh vexen wants to see you anyway!

Demyx: oh my maids test! *runs in direction of vexens lab*

Zexion: *warps to namine* hello? Namine you in here?

Namine: oh, Zexion! I thought you were grounded! This is a pleasant surprise! *kisses cheek*

Zexion: its nice to see you too but I am still grounded…anyway…vexen wanted to see you about…*ears droop abit*

Namine: hehe *scratches back of head* y-yeah…I was…a-afreaid to t-tell anyone….

Zexion:I can imagine…well…um…good for you?…I don't know what else to say…he wont want me to stay to long…

Namine: yeah I guess so…*awkward silence* but…I don't…want you to go! *smiles cutely* you only just got here!

Zexion: ears twitch* well…maybe he wont notic if we hang out for a while!

….zexions wrist beeps….

Namine: Zexion what is that? *points to bracelet* is that from vexen?

Zexion: …yes…and now im in trouble…I gotta go…

Namine: well…then you should probably get going…ill go talk to Vexen…*huggs* see you later!

Zexion: see ya later! *goes to axels room* hey axel…axel? *pushes door open and sees axel and Xigbar cuddeling in there sleep* pppffffftttt! *covers mouth* this is toooooog good! *pulls out camera and starts taking pictures*

Axel: huh…Roxas when did you get so much taller…not to mention BIGGER! *opens eyes and sees Xigbar* holy crap what the heck! *jumps up* did I…what…huh!

Zexion: *hides camera* did you enjoy your nap? *evil smile*

Axel: WHAT THE HECK! *looks down* oh…I should put on some pants….why is he in my….*holds head* my head…do you have any pills?

Zexion: yeah *looks down and covers eyes* PUT YOUR PANTS ON!

Axel: *blushes* *looks around for pants* *is putting them on when he trips and falls to the ground* ooohhhhh SHIZZ!

Xigbar: *snore*

Zexion: ssshhhhh! Pull your pants up and quietly! We don't want to…*ears droop*

Xigbar: hey sexy zexy! *arms wrapped around zexions waist* nice ears!

Zexion: *shiver*…are you wearing pants?

Xigbar: nope!

Zexion: oh…*suddenly starts trying to bolt for the door* ahhh lte me go! Axel HELP!

Axel: no. *puts boots but not coat* *walks twords door and pulls Xigbar;s hair* let go, or vexen will have a fit! *pushes him through random portal*

Zexion: *heavy breathing* thank you…Vexen needed you for something…*ear twitch*

Axel: *pets Zexions head* your almost cute with ears…man I think vexy laced that vodka with something…

Zexion: I don't doubt it…you were acting pretty strange…please don't pet me…

Axel: oh but zexyyyyy! *trips over feet* what the heck did he out in there! *gets up* awww! *pats Zexion's head again* you should keep the ears!

Zexion: I might have to…Vexen wont give me the cure…seriously…stop petting me we need to go back to Vexen…I might be in trouble…*bracelet beeps*

Axel: fine fine fine…*grabs arm and starts running to Vexen's lab. *were HERE!

Zexion: *heavy breathing again* I…hate…running…vexen? I got him…

Axel:EXCELENT! So how did you like the date rape drug I put in the vodka axel?

Axel: I…am…so…going to…KILL you AGAIN!

Vexen: now now. Axel you have an experiment you owe me. The superior wanted to test somethings…I am going to feeze you, and see how well you get out of it!

Axel: no way!

Vexen: you right. I am supposed to freeze you to the table and cut you open to look at your chest cavity,

Axel: *face drops* you LOST it old man! *runs through random portal…(its Halloween town everyone!)

Vexen: go get him Zexion!

Zexion: me? But why? When do I get rid of these ears?

Vexen: ohm…you have to work for it. And if you don't hurry it will be never! *smirk*

Zexion: fine…*goes through portal*…woah…I look awesome!…I STILL HAVE CAT EARS! Axel? Where are you? He was just kidding! …I think…

Axel: im NOT going back there! *runs in direction of grave yard* you cant make me!

Zexion: *runs after him* *looks around nervously* if I don't find him…I'll be grounded forever…axel your being a baby! Come on!

Axel: *hidding under curly hill* Zexion! He wasn't kidding! He's always wanted to do that, and now he's cashing it in on me!

Zexion: well…I don't know what to tell you…

Axel: oh…there's a giant skeleton behind you Zexion…

Jack: why hello there! You must be NEW!

Zexion: holy crap you are tall…umm..I mean…hello…

Jack: HELLO! And whats your name little boy?

Axel: heh, little boy…

Jack: you two young man!

Axel: the names axel. A-X-E-L. got it memorized?

Zexion: my names Zexion *bows in a gentlemanly manner* may I ask your name?

Jack: My name is Jack Skellington! So why are you both here?

Axel: I'm running away…

Zexion: and I am trying to bring him home…axel please you are embarrassing me!

Axel: he's gunna cut me up like a lab experiment! You cant expect me to go back!

Jack: well…is he just scaring you? You know, like a prank?

Zexion: we arent sure…jack was it? Do you have any ideas on how to convince him to come back with me?

Jack: well…*creeps up behind axel and taps him on the shoulder. He turns and get a scary face in the face*

Axel: holy crap!*jumps up* what…why!

Jack: axel, you need to go home and confront the…doctor? About his experiments.

Axel: *shakes his head childishly*

Zexion: Roxas will miss you…

Axel: I don't deserv him anyway…I cheated on him for the second time…

Jack: either way…you cant stay here, where would you go?

Axel: I don't know…*looks up to the sky* fince…Zexion…take us home…and if vexen ends up killing me…tell Roxas…im sorry…

Zexion: thank you jack! *makes a portal* lets go…

Axel: good bye jack…

Jack: good bye boys! And good luck!

Axel: alright Zexion…lets get this over with…

*goes through portal*

Zexion: axel…you didn't really cheat on Roxas…it was an experiment…that went wrong…

Axel: but it feels like it…

Vexen: axel! Get over here. Im your superior!

Axel: *walks over* do your worst!

Vexen: alright! *injects a shot* that was the mandatory shot…Zexion got his in liquid form…

Zexion: yes and it was disgusting…see axel it was nothing.

Axel:…he…pranked me! ME! I am the prankER!

Vexen: now you know you know how it feels to be pranked.

Axel: *mumble mumble*

Zexion: I have to admit Vexen that was…pretty funny…well I'll just be leaving now…

Axel: oh NO you don't! *grabs wrist* you think its funny do you!

Vexen: stop being a drama queen!

Axel: I will not take this from you old man

Zexion: *looks nervous , ears perk up* what are you doing?

Axel: you know…I've never seen Vexen…spank you…by the way…I hurd those clicks from the camera…you little jerk!

Vexen: *had walked away*

Zexion: uhhh…I uh…well you see…*axel tightens grip* owowow! Stop!

Axel: oh you think that's bad! *picks up ruler from off table* you need to learn some manners Zexion. And if Vexen wont teach them to you, I light have to!

Zexion: *eyes get really wide* you are crazy! Get away from me!

Axel: maybe but…you deserve it! *hits him on his back side* how that feel mr. take picturess of people for black mail! Black mail is illegal!

Zexion:*yipe* OW! Let me go! *is hit again* AAAHHH!

Axel:*smakcsmacksmack* maybe you will learn a little bit of manners! *smack smacksmack* tell me you wont do it again! EVER!

Zexion: you are insane! SOMEONE HELP ME! *mouth is covered by axel*

Axel: *whispers in ear* I said tell me you wont do it again! *smacksmack*

Zexion: *muffled screaming* okay okokok! I wont! Let me go!

Axel:*kisses neck* I know youd see it my way! *walks away leaveing him with his mouth open*

Zexion: *shiver* v-vexen!

Vexen: *walks in holding coffee* what?

Zexion: I have no idea what just happened…but don't let my head hit the floor. *faints*

Vexen: *catches*what…what? What happened to you!

Zexion:…axel…he was…angry…

Vexen: um…isuppose. But…what happened? *sits him down on chair and winces*

Zexion: owowowowow! He said…he was going to teach me some manners…then he started hitting me with a ruler…I trued calling for help but he…he stopped me…and then…

Vexen: what! Go on! Tell me! You can trust me. *concerned look*

Zexion: he…he…he kissed my neck…

Vexen: oh Zexion you cant expect me to believe he kissed your neck! He's dateing 13! Spanking you, I can believe, but kissing. I don't think so!

Zexion: but im not lieing! He did why don't you believe me!

Vexen: look at the facts. He gets angry easily, but he is dateing Roxas! Did you see the look on his face when he woke up with Xigbar! Pppffftttt…kissing you…haha. Oh, your not grounded anymore. *takes of bracelet* run along run along

Zexion: but but! What about the ears!

Vexen:…fine…..but it might not work…I havent quite figured out the anti serum…

Zexion;*takes liquid and drinks it* …it doesn't feel like it did any-meow! *covers mouth*

Vexen: oohhhh…here…wrong one…

Zexion:*glares and takes other one* are they gone?

Vexen: uh…*lifts hair* yes yes…for now anyway. Go run along Zexion. I have very important things to tend to.

Zexion: wait! What do you mean for now? *door is slammed in his face*…*looks to side* ahh! Oh…hi axel…*gulp*

Axel: *leans against wall* hey sexy, look. Im sorry I snapped in there.

Zexion: *still on edge* well…uh…okay *starts walking away*

Axel: Zexion! *grabs shoulders lightly and turns him around* listen…I was on edge, and all thaa\t happened…I didn't…I uh,,,didn't mean it…*scratches back of head nervously* im sorry. Really sorry*

Zexion: *cringes slightly* just…just don't hit me again…

Axel:im so sorry. *looks down sadly* I…I wouldn't treat Roxas that way…I shouldn't treat you that way either. Nobody should be treated that way…*throws himself to the floor in a sitting position agains wall* I guess you are a product of your home environment…

Zexion: its…okay…don't worry…im sorry about what ever happened in your past…I would sit down next to you but…

Axel: its fine…I expected that much…*hits head agains wall* it seems im becoming him…*looks at him pleadingly* I cant become my father!…I cant!

Zexion: I didn't know your father…but I doubt you are anything like him…my mother and father were murderd when I was very young…so I hardly remember them…

Axel: *eyes soften* im sorry…he killed her you know…*eyes clench* he killed my mother. He…he got away with it to…untill the heartless got him…hehe…he had finally gotten what he deserved.

Zexion: you know…I saw you once…as a somebody…

Axel: Really now…*looks up* what…did you see?

Zexion: a kid who seemd to enjoy life…he was walking around like he owned the world…and I wished that I was that free…

Axel:heeh. The key word is "acted" in your sentence…I had to show other people what I was happy…even though I wasn't…well…I guess that isn't true…I was always happy. I would piss off my fath, because if I didn't, then I was ignored, and it was the only way to get his attention. When he beat me, it was attention. Even though it was negative.

Zexion:*kicks him lightly* hey cheer up…you've got us now…*small smile*

Axel: *small smile* I thought you couldn't "accept us" as your family!

Zexion;*blush* y-you heard that?

Axel: yeah. *stands up* I did…but only parts…those needles were really big!

Zexion; well…I guess im stuck with you…

Axel: heh thwacks for the confidence! Haha

Zexion: *long pause* *pulls axel onto a hug* sorry about your mom…

Axel: *hugs him back and finds a way to put his head on Zexions Shoulder* she was one of the only people who cared! She was the only one that new…what he was really like. *sniffles* im sorry I hit you. I really really am! *sniffles but wont cry*

Zexion: I…I forgive you…if you ever need to talk…I'll listen.

Axel: thank you…that *sniff* means a lot! You know…I watched as the heartless killed my father, instead of running away. that's how…it took my heart. Because I was to…stupid I guess…to leave…

Zexion: *cringes slightly at the idea of losing his heart again* I'm sorry…

Axel: its fine…ive just…been living with all of this for a while…nobody else knows… *huff* ever wonder why I look so tierd? It haunts me…every night. That seems to be the only things I remember, and dream about. It makes me sick! Zexion! Sick! I litterally throw up every night!

Zexion: you arent the only on axel…I've heard this from other members too…you arent alone.

Axel: Really? *gets all excited and hugs Zexion again* this is great news! *swings him around before letting go* …oh sorry about that…I just got …over excited…

Zexion: so glad you are happy about that. *chuckles a bit*

Axel: I just thought…I was going crazy…anyway. *walks down hallway with hands behind head* what do we do now?

Zexion: I don't know…what do you want to do?

Axel: I kinda wanna go to twilight town…or Halloween town…you choose…it shouldn't be up to me…

Zexion: twilight town is okay…I don't go there very often…

Axel: Alright! *summons portal and looks threw* it seems okay…*walks threw* woah! What happened!

Zexion: were are we? This…this is Midgar!

Reno: hey! I know those two!

Zexy: *uses powers ti make himself look like a girl* Namine would kill me if he found out so shhh!

Axel: heh HEY RENO! Just the guy I wanted to see! *grin* how's the boss and his "girlfriend"

Reno: ha the idiot doesn't know he's dating a guy still its hilarious!

Zexion: hi Reno!

Reno: oh hey babe! How ya been?

Zexion: not too bad *smile*

Axel: speaking of stupid…*slapped by Zexion* anyway and Rude? Does he still hate my guts for knocking your boss down the stairs last time I visited?

Reno: ha most likely…I've got the day off…you guys wanna do something?

Zexy: sure! *elbowes Axel telling him he wants to leave*

Axel: what are we going to do? *drags Zexion along as they walk*

Reno: well I need to go visit some "friends" you guys wanna come?

Zexion" well…I'm a bit tired actually so…

Reno: no problem I'll carry you! Hop on!

Axel: see what you get yourself into Zexy? And who are these "friends"

Reno: well…there is tifa…and cloud…

Zexy: *clims on renos back while glaring at axel*

Reno: up we go! They should be happy to see me!

Axel: as fare as I know, im the only one that's ever happy to see you…hey wait…tifa…didn't you tell me she owns a bar…you mean booze!

Reno: yup! That is if those kids arent there….you gunna want anything babe?

Zexy: well…im not old enough to drink…

Axel: she'll have a Shirly Temple…she really isn't old enough to drink…in fact… *mumbles* she not even old enough to date you…legally…

Reno: oh…how old are you anyway?

Zexy: 17...

Reno: um…am I going to get in trouble? *looks at axel* how old are you?

Axel:…uh 21 and no shes 18...already lieing about her age. *tisk tisk*

Zexy: who's leing? Axel is really only 20!

Reno: okay good that's the drinking age limit here!

Axel: alright! Haha! I know were im cisiting more often! Haha. Maybe the booze will help me forget…ANYWAY. Lead the way RENO!

Reno: here we are! TIFA! HEY TIFA!

Tifa: *opens door* what the heck? Why didn't you just come in?

Axel: I don't know if you realized this, but he's a few fries short of a happy meal, if you catch my drift.

Cloud: who are you?

Axel: names axel A-X-E-L got it memorized?

Cloud: why do you look so much like Reno…wait…why are you here?

Reno: I'll give you one guess!

Tifa: booze? Who is that girl?

Reno: you win! And she is my girlfiend!

Zexy: h-hi

Reno: she's shy…

Axel: so you must be cloud? You act like a friend of mine. He's also emo and rude… *sexy looks at him glaring dagers but he pays him no attention* but hes also the most reliable person in my life…not to mention trust worthy…and kinda cute! *smirk smirk*

Cloud: oh my god theres another won! *walks to wall and hits his head against it*

Zexion: *smiles a little bit* you can put me down now reno…

Reno: I almost forgot I was carrying you! You are so light! *puts him down*

Tifa so what'll it be?

Reno: surprise me! And she'll have a shirly temple.

Axel: vodka. Lots of vodka! Hee hee so how is life in Midgar?

Reno: well…uh…awesome!

Tifa: you have got to be kidding…just recently its its been good…but not long ago this place was horrible!

Reno: well…there's that…

Axel: oh that suck…*drinks* mmm how much I love me my vodka!

Cloud: Reno…is Shinra dating Yazoo *Shinra files panel at metro con reference*…I seen them the other day…*cringes*

Reno: pfft yeah! He is convinced Yazoo us a girl!

Tifa: that is actually pretty funny!

Zexy: heh….

Axel: you know what else is funny! *jabbed by Zexy* ow! Jerk…

Cloud: as you were saying?

Axel:; a friend of mine back at the castle…doesn't know he's dating a boy either…we dressed him as a girl. It was HILARIOUS!

Sexy: *taking advantage of the fact that axel cant hit him* well I think its horrible to mess with someones emotions like that Axel! You're just being really mean you know!

Reno: awe come on Zexy! *puts his arm around Zexion* lighten up!

Tifa: hmmm…*stares at Zexion*

Axel: well… if he wouldn't have done it there would have been a heart broken R-aahhem! Demyx!

Cloud: riiight *stares at Zexion also*

Zexy: *starts blushing* you know he really didn't want to though…its wrong to lead people on! Your just an insensitive hothead!

Reno: woah sexy chill! *phone rings* hello…really?…ugh fine…bye…the boss fell into a pool…I gotta go see ya axel! Bye sexy! *kisses cheek*

Zexy: goodbye…

Tifa: something fishy is going on here…

Axel: I don't know what your talking about! Well your…his girlfriend said it was fine!

Tifa: *gets really close to Zexy's face*…are you…youre a boy!

Zexy: well…uh no…you see…*blush*

Cloud: I thought something was up.

Axel: *eyes are big* you…you cant tell him! It would crush him!

Tifa: I don't know this is pretty good!

Zexy: *grabs her arm* please! You don't understand! This would ruin his life! *switches back to normal look*

Axel: not to mention his girlfriend yould KILL him! You can NOT let this slip!

Cloud:…well…I don't see a problem with it…hes to stupid to cheek….

Axel: so pleeeeeease don't tell him!

Tifa:don't worry we wont…

Zexion: thank you! I swear this wasn't my idea!

Axel:yeah…it was mine…BUT he was complaining and I just didn't wanna listen anymore…

Cloud: weve all done that…Reno can be pretty annoying…

Axel: its not that hes annoying…just…

Zexion: don't be mean…he's been really nice to me!

Tifa: oooh so you like him back?

Zexion: NO!

Axel: heSWEARS hes not gay…or bi…*looks away* trust me.

Zexion: im not! I have a girlfriend!

Tifa: that doesn't mean anything…axe; why did you sound do upset about that?

Axel:no reason *shift eyes* it's the drink talking.

Cloud: youv only had one…actually not even a whole one…

Tifa: whats the matter?

Zexion: *looks confused* …im confused…

Axel: *downs drink* you know! *slurred words* Zexion. Your HOT! And smarttt andjah…youu c-care.

Cloud: woah…

Zexion: oh dear…

Tifa: ppfftt *covering mouth to hide laughter*

Zexion: axel are you okay?

Axel: nnooo! Why would I bbeeee! It seems my plan forrrr getting you oss itts…not…going well! I *hic* thought th*hic* if you dated…ren…reno…then to….I dun kno…like me more…buht then I-I realized heis aalot *hic* niiicer then me… WHY CANT I BE NICE!

Cloud: im cutting you off…Zexion…get him in bed…

Zexion: Makes portal to axel's room and helps him through portal* okay axel snap out of it!

Axel: I dun kno *failed hiccup* damn…I mean…

Zexion: what did you mean…get me?

You know…catch… *blushes madly* you weren't supposed to question me! Just take me to my room and think im drunk! *sigh( what I mean is I like you. There! that's why I felt so bad on Valentines day. Because I was mad at myself! ZEXION!

Zexion: *blush* so…when you…kissed my neck…*faints*

Axel: ZEXION! *catches* o my god! Im so sorry! I shouldn't have said anything…uhh…what do I do with you now?

Zexion: *totally out*

Axel: oh shit shit SHIT!…VEXEN! *POTALS* VEXEN! I NEED YOUR HELP!

Vexen: what now? You to have been interrupting my experiments all day!

Axel: uuhhmmm…zexions like…passed out! And…I don't know what to do!

Vexen: oh my! Put him on that bedd! Hmm…he passes out quite often…perfaps he is anemic…I'll run some tests, axel stay here with him and try to wake him up.

Axel: alright Zexion! *sjakes Zexion* namine's here! *doesn't respond* xigbars taking your close off! *pulls on coat zipper for efect*

Zexion: *thrashes about* AAAHHHHH! Get off of me Xigbar!

Axel:ZEXION! Chill! No one is raping you! You passed out…so I took you to vexen…

Zexion: *crosses arms over chest and pulls up zipper* why would you do that! *sad eyes*

Axel: I-I….you…*sits in random corner* you wouldn't wake up…and I thought that would work…it did…

Zexion: I had a weird dream…you confessed your love for me…

Axel: *looks sad for a split second, pulls on grin* that's CRAZY! Ahaha *nervous laughter*

Zexion:…something is telling me…that wasn't a dream…

Axel: ahaha! Your so funny Zexion! You must have had to much to drink in Midgar…

Zexion:oh my god it wasn't a dream! I didn't drink anything!

Axel:you ahh…*bolts for door, but it gets slamed in his face when vexen returs with a glass of ice water*

Vexen: damn-it axel! What the heck were you thinking!

Axel: he pretty stars! *knocked unconscious*

Zexy: vexen…I think I have a problem!

Vexen: what kind of problem?

Zexion: axel…he…he…has a crush on me!

Vexne:Zexion you are so funny! You have such an overactive imagination! Haha *helps him up* are you alright? Maybe you hit your head…

Zexion: no I didn't!…why do you have a needle?

Vexen: I was going to use it to wake you up if necessary…*puts on counter* so…*turns to see axel on the floor* uh I so want to experiment on him *mahahahahahaha*

Zexion: why don't you believe me? I wouldn't lie about this!

Vexen: its unbelievable Zexion! *puts axel on table and cuffs arms and legs to table* now…what to do to him…..hhmmmm…

Zexion: I don't care! I'm not lying!

Vexen: sure Zexion your not lying *sarcastic* I think I'm going to actually take a look into that chest cavity of his…*picks up antiseptic and scalpel*

Zexion: VEXEN! don't do that! Looks he's waking up!

Axel: wh-oh my he- AHH! What the heck! Someone get me outa this thing! *Thrashes violently*

Vexen: *walks away in a huff*

Axel: *wide eyed and breathing heavy* this has to be worse then…yeah deffinatly worse…*mumbling to himself*

Zexion: calm down…*unlocks axel* I stopped him before he did anything…

Axel: Are you sure! *looks around scardly, and trembles for a moment before he calms down*

Few! *leans against wall behind table* now I know how you felt…

Zexion:…and I know…how you feel…*looks down*

Axel:…sorry…ive been saying thst a lot latly…hmm *stomache growles* uh im hungry! *thinks* I havent eaten since breakfast…*looks at phone* its 7 pm! Seriously! Sexy you hungry? *gets up and walks to door pretending nothing happened*

Zexion: uh…sure…what do you want to eat?

Axel: I always want burgers…sushi…ice cream…your choice…and ill pay. it's the least I can do for…*stops talking and continues walking*

Zexion: I…believe it or not…I've never eaten a burger…

Axel: what! Never had a! oh im taking you to johnny rockets! Best burgers ever!

Zexion: who is johnny?

Axel: oh dear poor little Zexion! You have a lot to learn! *summons portal to eatery and oicks a booth , sits down all slouchy* sit Zexion, we cant order unless you do so! Ha ha

Zexion: oh sorry…*sits down* what is this? A bottle of blood?

Axel:…Zexion…that's ketchup…its basically tomatos and sugar that you put on fried, burgers and hot dogs….wow! Waiter we'll have two burgers two fries and two shakes, and all condiments. Got it memorized?

Zexion: why do I recognize you?

Axel: *looks again* oh dear…

Waiter: oh god! I can never get away from you! *points at axel*he is stalking me! Hes insain!

Axel: oh youd like that *sais in "husky tone" smirks*

Waiter: I quit!

Zexion: can we at least have out food first?

*new girl waiter* hello, im sorry about him…he's been diagnosed as schizophrenic can I get two anything? *winks at Axel*

Axel: *smirk* yes we will have your classic vurger with all of the condoments. Fries and two shakes. Mine is chocolate, his is strawberry, got it memorized sweet cheeks?

Waitress: *giggle* just one moment please!

Zexion: well…arent we flirty today…

Axel: *smirk* so!…I have to keep sharp! At least im not flirting with you…I could if you want! *smirks sarcastically*

Zexion: yeah sure you could! I wouldn't be swayed by your smooth talking!

Axel: *thinks* you know I don't think you would sugar lips. *gets MM away from his face*huh, I never noticed how beautiful your eyes are…*gets so close noses are almost touching*

Zexion: *backs up* nice tyr…but I've heard that one before…

Axel: *smirk* of course you have…Xigbars got you sweet talked out. *slouches back in chair thinking*

Zexion: ha! Xigbar doesn't sweet talk! All he says is "get naked" !

Axel: true…hmmm…*glares* you make everything difficult! The chase, the sweet talking, everything! *slouches down in seat* well… hey Zexion…I forgot my library card, can I borrow yours…I wanna check you out!

Zexion: *covers mouth to hide laughter*

Axel: aha! You like stupid pick up lines!

Zexion: no I don't! it was just kind of funny!…

Axel: well….do you do karate cause your body's kicken!

Zexion: sh-shut up! *giggle*

Axel: are you tierd? Cause you've been running through my mind!

Zexion: ahahaha! That's so stupid!

Axel: *takes a dreaming note* sometimes, when I look up at the moon, I imagine me, you, and the stares winking back at us.

Zexion: *lightly blushes*…is…our food ready yet?

Axel: maybe….*looks up* oh I think that's us! *food is set out*

Waitress: enjoy your meal! *smiles sweetly*

Axel: thank you

Waitress: just doing my job! *turns*

Zexion: how do I eat it?…there's no fork…

Axel: *face palm* Zexion you eat it like this! *holds burger up and takes big bite* mmmmmm yum! Almost as delicious as you! *smirk*

Zexion: *blush* well ive never had one before so I wouldn't know! *awkwardly picks up burger and takes a bite* hey…this is actually good!

Axel: well yeah! I wouldn't have suggested it if it wasn't awesome! 8bite* yum! *dips fries in shake* the fries are also good this way! Its kinda like a weird version of sea salt ice cream!

Zexion: okay…*dips fry* wow! that's awesome! Why havent I had this!

Axel: because you have been living in your library it seems. Haha! You need to get out more babe.

Zexion: yeah maybe…did you just call me babe?

Axel: psh…I didn't you must have heard e wrong…"*drinks shake awkwardly*

Zexion: really? …whatever…*takes another bite of burger*…*has ketchup in face*

Axel: pft! *reaches out and wipes off cheek* you had a little something…*withdraws a little awkwardly*

Zexion: oh…*blush*

Axel: *eats burger* *looks at salt shaker* sssssooooooooooo…..

Zexion: so what? …do you…like karaoke?

Axel: does rockband count?

Zexion: I guess…I know of a karaoke place not to far from here…if you wanna go…

Axel: why not! *grins and pays for bill* *holds door open for Zexy* sssooooo…is this like….a date? *says so sarcastically you would have to be Demyx not to understand*

Zexion: ha yeah sure! *sarcasm* …lets go!

Axel: yeah! *puts arm around Zexion* is this making you uncomfortable? Haha *runs into a poll as he put his arm back, falls on his back* woah! Wh-who put that poll there! *points accusingly at poll*

Zexion: ahahahaha! *puts out hand to help him up* that…was the funniest thing you've done all day!

Axel: im glad your amused…*takes hand* I hit that thing right here! *points to spot on head* got it memorized?

Zexion: nice…weirdo!

Axel: haha! Im not weird! Im just not average! *rubbs head* so…were is this place?

Zexion: um…uh…well…*looks around*

Axel: did…did you get us lost? Just to spend more time with me! How thoughtful! HAHAHA! Next time, I lead, you make portals!

Zexion: hah, yeah right! But…we are totally lost…I don't recognize anything…

Axel: well…we could always…*waggle brows sarcastically*

Zexion: you wish! Guess we have to go home…

Axel: darm! *clicks fingers* Zexy, open a portal so we can go home.

Zexion: mkay *goes threw portal* well…I actually had fun…

Axel: SUCCESS! Ahaha! I win!

Zexion: yeah I guess so…so what's the prize then?

Axel: well…its usually a kiss between participants…but a high five will work to!

Zexion: okay *goes for high five but axel grabs his hand* umm…

Axel: *leans forward and kisses cheek, leaving the spot warm from fire elimentness*

I win, yet again!

Zexion: *faints again*

Xigbar: oohh look what I found!

Axel: *stops dead in his tracks and looks back* XIGBAR! RELEASE HIM AT ONCE! *runs twords them but hey go through portal* why me! Seriously! *runs down corridors, but cant seem to find them*

Xion: jeez axel whats the rush?

Axel: cant talk…Xiggy has Zexion…hes unconscious…cant…find…

Xion: just try portalling and im sure you will find them right away!

Axel: yeah like were? Oh thanks! *randomly portals* xigbars room?…XIGBAR!

Xigbar: *just about to start taking Zexy's pants off* what you wanna help?

Axel: I-I NO! *throws him to the floor and punches him in the face* *picks up Zexion and leaves, zexys coat over shoulder* maybe…I should just leave this one alone…*continues walking*

Zexion: *wakes up* uh…where am I…why am I so cold…

Axel: uhh…oh no! *is ounches in the face* Zexion its not what you think! Smell yourself! What do you smell like?

Zexion: *sniffs air* gyah…o my god the stench! This is your fault! Ah he has my coat and shirt! *crosses arms over chest*

Axel: not necessarily *pulls out coat and gives it to him, starts walking away*

Zexion: wait!…*grabs wrist*

Axel: hmm… *turns to look*

Zexion: th-thanks…you've been saving me a lot lately…im sorry.

Axel: *smiles* its fine…well…if I didn't save you, who would?

Zexion: demyx, vexen, Marluxia, namine…the list goes on! *snicker*

Axel: yeah but whos around? Vexen cant save you if he doesn know where you are, and Marluxia would save you from Xigbar, just to rape you himself, and who would namine go to for help? Hm? Would that be me? And really? Do you really trust your life in the hand of demyx?

Zexion: good point…Anyway I owe you one!

Axel: well…*seriously thinks* you can always sleep with me?

Zexion: huh! No way!

Axel: I was kidding! Jeez! Well…I don't actually know, I guess that's your choice, now isn't it!

Zexion: well…I don't know…if you ever need anything…just let me know okay?

Axel: *smirks, I got it memorized! Haha! *walks down corridor* so…Zexion. Ever wonder how we have emotions, even though we don't have hearts?

Zexion: …You don't actually have to have a heart, to remember what it feels like…