HEY THERE! How awesome would it be if the two most gorgeous, sweet, awesome guys were talked about in the same story? Read and find out!!!!!!!!!!
One sunny Sunday, the Cullen's (and Bella, of course) were watching NASCAR. They each had their favorite driver, and they showed it. Alice loved Martin Truex Jr., Jasper loved Jeff Gordon (god only knows why, he sucks, and drinks pee. No offense to Jeff Gordon Lovers), Emmett had a little bit of a man crush on Tony Stewart. (A/N: He looks just like my stepdad, FYI!) Carlisle was rooting for Jimmie Johnson. Esme was all excited for Dale Earnhardt Jr. Bella was swooning over Kasey Kahne, and trying not to let it show to Edward, who really didn't like NASCAR at all. Rosalie was too busy playing with Emmett's hair to really notice anything.
"Come on, Bella. Let's go upstairs or something, this is boring and pointless and random." Edward had been saying the same thing for the past hour. "If I wanted to watch cars go round and round, I'd go to the loop in St. Louis. I could actually participate too."
"Edward, sweetie, why don't you go make me some popcorn or something, since you're so bored and all." She couldn't pull her eyes away from the screen.
He mumbled something about "why don't you have Kasey Kahne make you some popcorn, since you love him so much." She heard him and threw her die-cast limited edition pink number nine car replica at him, knowing he would catch it. He did and looked even more upset. Darn his stupid awesome quick as lightening vampire reflexes. If only he was clumsy and butter fingered like Bella, that car would have gone down in a ring of fire, or technically it would have smashed. He shuffled into the kitchen and spent a good 30 minutes looking for popcorn before he realized that they were vampires so they didn't have popcorn. He shuffled back into the living room and squished himself in between Alice and Bella, who were deep in conversation about how gorgeous Kasey Kahne looked in his Snuggle Busch Series uniform. Edward hearing this gave Bella his best look-at-me-I'm-emo-and-it's-your-fault-because-you-like-Kasey-Kahne look. She looked back at him and gave him her best yes-I-see-you're-emo-because-I-like-Kasey-Kahne-look-and-I-am-going-to-ignore-it-and-you look. Then she turned back to the T.V.
"Bella, are you aware that Kasey Kahne is thirty-second in points? He's not doing so well." He started a pointless attempt at a conversation.
She slowly turned and faced him. "He is doing the best he can, who are you to criticize him? I'm sure he knows how he is doing, and he is trying his hardest to fix it. He does not need grouchy pants like you dragging him down." You would have thought she knew him personally, she was so offended.
Realizing he was fighting a losing battle, he went upstairs to listen to music, turning it up as loud as it would go, hoping to make Bella look bad.
Downstairs, everyone turned to look at her. She slowly shook her head. "Edward can be such an emo boy sometimes! GO KASEY GO! MOMMA NEEDS A NEW RACE JACKET!" Kasey Kahne needed her support right now, she couldn't be worrying about Edward's sad attempts at slitting his wrists.
A/N: the two guys are Edward and Kasey Kahen, if you didn't pick up on that. GO KASEY KAHNE! HE'S RACING TODAY!
