Once again, I do no own Naruto. I am getting tired of putting this up here... so I shall will leave a remark here that will go for the remaining of the chapters. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND THUS WILL STOP HAVING A DISCLAIMER IN EVERY CHAPTER SINCE I PUT IT IT CAPS.
Mission Nine: In the midst of the universe...
As the play unfolded, Kakashi slowly came to find himself in a jail cell with the dimensions of five by five all around. As he sat up be began to wonder where he was being held. All that Kakashi could remember was being taken away from Kyoki, but nothing in-between then and now.
"So, you're finally awake. I was wondering when you would wake up." A woman said in the cell next to his. She had long black hair and was wearing black circle sunglasses. There was something familiar about this woman, but Kakashi couldn't think what it was.
"Where am I?" Kakashi asked, looking around at the dull surroundings.
"In Santa's basement. That's where he keeps these cells to contain his prisoners and his ice cream. It's over there in the closet. Don't worry, on Santa's good days, he gives the prisoners some ice cream, so don't' worry about not being able to get some, all right, Kakashi?" She told him.
"Who are you? You look familiar..."
"I would hope so. I am Aburame Shina. Currently Mrs. Clause." Shina told him.
"Are you related to Shino?"
"Yes." She sighed sadly. "I am his long-lost forgotten twin sister."
"So you're the Mrs. Clause? Then why are you down here?"
"The hypnosis that Santa used on me to be the Mrs. Clause for the year wore off prematurely on me since I have buys throughout my entire body. The hypnosis had a completely different effect on me so I began to wake up from it sooner than usual so then he locked me down here so I couldn't get away. I am to be kept down here until the new host is ready." She smiled sadly. "And incase you are wondering, Santa has all kinds of different flavors of ice cream. So you won't have to worry if he does or doesn't have your favorite kind."
"Is there a way to escape out of here?" Kakashi walked to the bars and began to shake them, looking for a weakness.
"Ah, no. And I wouldn't even try. You can't even use any kind of Jutsu in here. There's some kind of barrier. I think I want to have vanilla ice cream if he is in a good enough mood to share it today. Even if you do manage to find a way out, it will cost you. Once you step out of that cell, all the people you love or care about will be killed by Satan. It takes effect the moment you step out of that cell of yours."
Kakashi looked at her intently. Trying to see if there was perhaps a way out. As he looked at her, he noticed that she had the same flame markings on her neck, left arm, and legs.
Shina noticed him looking at her. She sighed miserably. "The markings goes from host to host. As it leaves me, it takes up more and more of the new hosts skin. I'm guessing you're here since someone you love has been selected as the new host and is trying to break the curse, right?"
Kakashi nodded.
"Well, I wish her luck. Only one out of millions of people have every broken this curse. On second thought, maybe I should get Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream."
Back at the Leaf Village the play continues...
"So how are we going to do this?" Alice-Kyoki asked.
"I don't know." Tweedledee-Hinata said. "The security outside this room is pretty tight. But with the civil war, all the guards could be all off fighting right now. So it is hard to say how and if we can escape."
"I think that Tweedledee should act like she is dying and we call for medical help. I know the prefect way to do it." Tweedledum-Neji looked at Hinata with a murderous intent.
Hinata shuddered.
"Ah, well, you see, I think Ne-I mean Tweedledum should do it since it would seem more natural if you were dying." Alice-Kyoki said quickly.
"How the hell do you figure that?' Tweedledum-Neji asked.
"Because I said now you better do it or you really will need medical help." Alice-Kyoki warned him.
"Fine." He dropped to the floor and began to squirm around, moaning with fake pain.
"Help, please help us!" Alice-Kyoki cried out.
"Please help my brother. He is dying and I don't know what to do." Tweedledee-Hinata cried out, fake tears coursing down her cheek.
As Kyoki looked at Hinata, she wondered if these tears were fake or in fact truly real tears. She shook it from her mind though as the one guard watching them came over.
This guard turned out to being played by Roku. "Yes, what do you people want?"
"My brother is in need of some serious medical assistance. Please help us!" Hinata screeched.
"Hmm... I'm not suppose to, but a life is in danger." Red Card-Roku pulled out some keys from his card costume and unlocked the door. "I'll need you two to help me carry him. We cards can't move that freely around, you know."
"I'm sorry." Alice-Kyoki smiled.
"Huh?" The card asked.
Alice-Kyoki karate chopped him in the neck. The card fell to the ground and Tweedledum-Neji stood up.
"Now, lets get the hell out of here." He said.
The girls nodded and rushed out of the building. They made it outside to find that Tweedledee-Hinata was right about all the cards fighting.
"Now pay us before we turn you in." Tweedledum-Neji snapped.
"Yes, yes." Tweedledee-Hinata agreed.
"Fine, fine. Here." She pulled out some notebooks from her pocket and gave them to the twins. "Can the two of you tell me about this civil war?"
"Very well." He said, hugging his share of the notebooks. "But lets us run as we talk."
The three of them ran like mad incase someone tried to catch the escapees.
"This land was once a lovely, peaceful nation." Tweedledee-Hinata said.
"But the queen fell in love with a knight." Tweedledum-Neji continued.
"That was forbidden though."
"So they tried to hide their love from everyone."
"But the evil Orochimaru found out."
"He told the Queen's greatest rival, Evil Doer. Evil Doer proceeded to tell everyone about their love."
"After that everyone took sides as to whether the queen should be able to love someone or not."
"All the red cards sided with the queen while all the black cards are against it."
"And that is what started this civil war."
"How do you two know so much?" Alice-Kyoki asked.
The three of them stopped running.
"Because... we know everything that goes on in this place." The twins both said at the same time. They began to giggle hysterically as they skipped away.
Alice-Kyoki considered following them, but their giggling really spooked her out, so she decided to find a way out of here on her own. As she walks, she sees the rabbit again. Rabbit-Akamaru saw her and started to run off.
"Wait! I don't want to eat you this time, I just want you to help me get home!" Alice-Kyoki took off after the rabbit.
The rabbit led her to a table in the middle of the woods where three people were sitting there. The rabbit took a seat next to the person with the tallest hat, which was the Mad Hatter, which was actually Rock Lee in a costume that consisted of a tuxedo and a very tall hat that seemed to be at least four feet high. Sitting next to Mad Hatter-Lee was Haku, dressed as golf caddy. Next to him was Konohamaru wearing a reindeer costume. His nose was painted red.
"Ah, excuse me, but do you know of a way for me to get home?" Alice-Kyoki asked this odd group of friends.
"Yes and no." Mad Hatter-Lee responded. "You can leave, but you cannot leave yet. You must defeat the evil before you can leave here. That is the rule and that is how it must be done."
The rabbit, caddy and reindeer all nodded.
"Fine! I'll defeat the stupid Evil Doer and then I will go home. Take that!" Alice-Kyoki screamed at them, then ran off randomly into the woods.
"Do you remember anything at all while you were under the hypnosis?" Kakashi asked Shina.
He was standing near the bars that connected their cells while she sat on the edge of her bed.
"Yes. The whole time I was under it, it was like I was there in my body, but I couldn't control my actions so it was like I was watching someone else life... does that make sense? I was only viewing from the sidelines, almost. It was so horrible. I don't know how I was able to get through it all. Plus all the things Santa or Satan, whatever you want to call him, wanted me to do... it was horrible. I remember this one time when he made me watch hours and hours of Spongebob Squarepants. It was horrible. I also- shh! Someone is coming." Shina said, referring to the stairs cracking under someone's footsteps. The steps came closer and closer to them. "No... not yet... I don't want to happen yet..." Shina whimpered and curled up into a ball.
"What's wrong?" Kakashi asked her.
She raised her finger to her lips in a hushing posture.
Alice-Kyoki ran and ran and ran until she found herself at the border of a clearing where as far as the eye could see black and red cards were fighting. The cards that were currently on the field were Shino, Kiba, Naruto, Choji, Roku, Amari, Hidoi, a Naruto shadow clone, Miyuki and Kousuke. Shino, Naruto, Roku, Hidoi, and Miyuki were all red cards while the rest of them were black. Off to the far left the Queen of Hearts where commanding her troops while far to the right the Evil Doer, who was Guy dressed in all black and wore a huge cape, directed his black card troops. Standing next to him was his assistant, Sasuke, wearing the same outfit as his master.
"What the heck, I might as well go for it while he's there." Alice-Kyoki said to herself, then took off running around the cards to where Evil Doer-Guy and Evil Doer Minion were located.
When she came up to them, she was out of breath. Evil Doer-Guy and Evil Doer Minion-Sasuke ignored her until she regained her breath.
"You two need to call off this pointless war. The Queen of Hearts should be able to love whoever she wants. Who are you to interfere with that?" Alice-Kyoki screamed at them.
"We don't care about such pointless things." Evil Doer Minion-Sasuke told her, keeping his eyes on the battlefield.
"Then I demand to fight you!" She told them.
"You want to fight us? Are you suicidal?" Evil Doer-Guy laughed.
"You're crazy." Evil Doer Minion-Sasuke laughed as well.
Suddenly the two of them stopped laughing.
"You!" Evil Doer-Guy pointed to something over Alice-Kyoki's shoulder. "What are you doing here?"
"I came here to kill you." The person behind her said.
"Lord Knight Zabuza will get his revenge on you." said someone else behind her.
She whirled around to see the golf caddy from before standing next to Zabuza who was wearing fancy knight-like clothing.
Knight-Zabuza and Caddy-Haku ran forward and fought with the evil doers. Moments later, the evil doers were on the ground, knocked out.
Non-Evil Doer-Guy slowly sat up. "What is happening? Where am I?"
"Orochimaru was using brainwaves to control us and the cards..." Non-Evil Doer Minion-Sasuke said, sitting up.
Slowly the cards on the field stopped fighting and began to hug each other. The world became a peaceful and wonderful nation again.
Unexpectedly there was a bright light around Alice-Kyoki and she was whipped back to her own world. She landed several feet from where she fell through the hole. She was laying on her back, looking up at the sky when a face blocked her view. She realized it was her brother Aron, who was being played by Iruka.
"What are you doing way out here?" Aron-Iruka asked.
"Just thinking." She told him.
He held out his hand and helped her up. She jumped forward and hugged him and kissed him on the cheek. "Let's go home."
"Yea." He told her.
The two of them held hands and walked off the stage.
Shina continued to shudder as her cell door was open by two yeti. They went in, grabbed Shina and dragged her out. She didn't resist them, but she did cry silently.
"Goodbye, Kakashi. It was nice meeting you." Shina somehow managed to smile at him.
"Wait! Don't take her!" Kakashi yelled.
When they left, he collapsed on the bed, knowing Shina's fate and wishing there was something he could do to change it and everything else that was going on.
In this chapter it seems like it's getting more serious... kinda... I don't know if that is good or bad since this is suppose to be more like a funny fanfic. Oh well, all funny stories have serious twist and turns and I guess this is one of them. There are more crazy parts planned for the future... so yea... The reason I had thier names like Alice-Kyoki was so that when they were out of charater, I could go back to thier regular names without having it get to confusing... does that makes sense? Anywho, that is all for this chapter. Next chapter, Gaara comes in. Yayness for Gaara. XD
