Chapter 9:Practice,practice,pancakes?
Sasori and Deidara practiced till dawn.At the end,Deidara was struggling for breath.Sasori stood in front of him and crossed his arms.He didn't fight like he did when Sasori saw him practice.Deidara looked up and saw Sasori staring at him with disgrace.Deidara dropped his head again,in shame.When they walked back to the headquaters,Deidara dropped himself lazly on his bed.Sasori went over to Deidara's draw and looked at his clay creations.Deidara didn't notice,he fell asleep."DEIDARA!"shouted a voicefrom the halls.But Deidara was a heavy sleeper when he practiced for more than eight hours.And,none other than Tobi,busted in the room.That startled Sasori and he dropped the clay structure.Sasori turned and glared at Tobi."Why is Deidara-senpai sleeping?It's time to get up."Sasori looked over at the sleeping blonde and turned back to Tobi."Let him sleep in today,he's a little tired from last night-"Sasori got a glimpse of Tobis face."No,no,NO!NOT LIKE THAT!!!"Sasori said,waving his arms in the air.Tobi stared disgustedly at Sasori."OK,what ever you say,Sasori."Tobi said in a mischevious tone."GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!"Sasori screamed,and threw his shoe at Tobi,who ran out the door.Sasori stared back at the little sleeping Akatsuki.How can Tobi think that we did...EW!Not in a million,gross..Sasori thought to himself.After about 8 hours,Deidara woke up.Sasori turned from his work and saw Deidara lift his sleepy head.He bliked many times,and turned to Sasori.Then,he started to blush.Sasori looked confused and backed away."Hmmmmmmmm,I love you so much,Sasori-danna,hmm,hmm,hmmm,yeah..."Deidara said,his head drifting back and forth.Sasori went over,slowly,to Deidara.He looked deep into his eyes,and got a surprise.Deidara grabbed the back of his head and kissed him!Dun,dun,duuuuuuuun!That's when,Lili walked in."I'm ba-gasp"Lili stared in shock as Deidara kissed Sasori affectionatly.Itachi was trying to hold back his laugh.When Deidara let go,Lili was in wide-eyed shock.Sasori looked in the door way and...BAM!He had shades of red covering his whole freakin' head!Lili walked over to them and started beating the back of their heads."WHY ARE YOU MAKING OUT IN A PUBLIC ROOM WHERE ANYONE CAN JUST WALK IN AND SEE THIS!!THAT WAS VERY,VERY VIOLATING!GO TO THE BATHROOM NEXT TIME,OR LOCK..THE..DOOR!!"Lili said,beating their heads with the shopping bag she had.Deidara and Sasori where trying to protect their heads,but she kept hitting the places they weren't protecting.After 5 mintues,Deidara was crying and Sasori was pouting."Now did you learn a lesson?!"Lili yelled,and Sasori and Deidara both nodded their heads.Lili walked out of the room,frustrated.Deidara and Sasori looked at each other then at Itachi,who was still trying to hold in his laugh.Then,Lili came back and started hitting Itachi with the shopping bag."WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THEIR PAIN,WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?!"Lili said,making Itachi back up into the hall.Then,she slammed the door and they could hear in the halls Itachi bumping into walls.Deidara got out of the bed and went to the door.Then,he locked it.Sasori looked at Deidara and was wondering-WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING,WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING?!OH,NO!HE'S COMING!Deidara walked towards Sasori,like he was drunk.Then,Hidan came in,actually,he busted the door down.Deidara didn't mind,he still trudged towards Sasori.Hidan ran in front of Deidara."Umm,Deidara.Stop,I need to talk to you.Hello,hello?!"Deidara was now trudging to Hidan.
Hidan was backing away,with Deidara still coming at him."Sasori,what is his problem?I'm sort of scared..."Hidan whispered to Sasori,climbing on Deidara's bed.Deidara climbed on top of his bed,then went over to Hidan,and planted him a...KISS?!Sasori's eyes widened,along with Hidan's.Deidara gave Hidan a long kiss,too.But not as long as Sasori's.Hidan released of Deidara's kiss and ran out of the room into the bathroom.They heard water running,then puking.Deidara turned back and his drowsy eyes looked at Sasori.Sasori looked at Deidara and sighed."What is your problem,Deidara?"Sasori asked,holding the younger companion's head away from him.Deidara was outstreching his arms to try and grab Sasori,but Sasori's arms were longer than his,so that wasn't going to happen.Deidara slipped to the ground and curled around Sasori's leg.Sasori tried to walk him off,but he was to much for him."Take me to your paradise,Sasori-danna,yeah."Sasori stopped dragging him,and looked down at the blushing blonde.Sasori helped him up and looked into his eyes."Deidara..."Sasori said in a lustful voice.Deidara got up and looked into his eyes.Sasori placed a hand on Deidara's cheek.Then,smiled gently."...no..."Sasori said coldly,and slapped Deidara's cheek gently.Deidara collasped on the ground and started crying uncontrollably."Oh,NOW WHAT?!"Sasori said,turning to see his companion rolling around on his side.Sasori couldn't help but laugh at him."You look like a fool,Deidara.Stop,you're cracking me up!!"Sasori said,leaning over to clutch his stomach.When Lili walked in,Deidara stopped spinning,but Sasori didn't stop laughing."Uh,hmm?"Lili cleared her throat.Sasori got wide eyes and turned to see Lili staring right at him.Lili raised an eyebrow and Sasori flenched,thinking she were to hit him."WHAT THE H.E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICK IS GOING ON HERE?!"Lili yelled,making Sasori back up against the wall."DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN?!"Lili yelled.Sasori got the courage to speak up."N-n-no..."Lili's eyes filled with anger."WELL NOW I DID,SO SHUT UP AND KEEP IT DOWN!!!"then Lili walked out of the room,trying to slam the door behind her,but it was broke down,so she went to go kill Hidan.Sasori looked at Deidara angrily."Thanks to you,I got in trouble and almsot killed!"Sasori snapped,but Deidara had fallen alseep.
4:30 p.m
When Deidara woke up,he was out in the practicing field thing,where all the Akatsuki...practice.He sat up on his elbows and watched as everybody wrestled around beating eachother up.Tobi was the first to go down,by Sasori.Then Kisame,by Sasori.Then Hidan,by Sasori.Then Kakuzu,by Sasori.Then Itachi(WOW),by Sasori.Then Sasori,by Lili.Oh,yeah.Zetsu was watching,while eating a piece of chicken."Way to go,Lili."Zetsu said,after stuffing his face.Lili looked disgusted at the carnivor eating,the blood dripping down his chin.Lili nodded,bowed and walked back towards the H.O.Deidara caught sight of this and ran back to the room he shared,scared Lili would hit him.He closed the door behind him,even though there was a huge hole in it.Sasori was sitting on the bed when Deidara had gotten there.Deidara stopped right in front of Sasori,who glared at him."Oh,Sasori-danna,yeah.How did you get here,yeah?"Deidara asked,looking up at Sasori.Sasori just stared at him,then turned to his bed."You are in SOOOOOOOOO much trouble!"Sasori said,leaving Deidara confused."What-what do you mean,yeah?"Deidara said,grabbing the shoulder of his companion."The way you kissed Hidan made him all..gushy on the inside,now he's throwing up like he's eaten God knows what."Sasori said,shrugging Deidara's hand off his shoulder.Deidara looked at the ground,dissapointed.Sasori walked out of the hole in the door."Where are you going,yeah?"Deidara said,still looking at the ground."I'm going to buy new wood..and Peptol Bismal for Hidan-san..."Sasori said,before trudging out of the room.Deidara went to go and plop onto his bed,but to his surprise,he landed on the floor.He got up,rubbing his head and looked around."Where's my bed,yeah?"Deidara said,searching for his bed.He looked everywhere for his bed,Itachi and Kisame's room.Zetsu's and Tobi's room.Hidan and Kakuzu's room.When he got back to his room,the bed had to be in the place none other than...the Leader's Office.When Deidara arrived at the Leader's Office,he knocked on the door slightly,hoping the Leader couldn't hear it."COME INNN!"Deidara heard a voice yelling from behind the door.Deidara stood there for a few gathering the courage to open the door.When he walked in,he saw his bed,full of panacakes."Uh,Deidara.I'm glad you're here.I need to-"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BED,YEAH?"Deidara yelled,pointing at his bed full of soft,brown panacakes.Yes,the panacales did look good,and no,Deidara didn't have any breafast today,but that wasn't the case.Leader-sama stood up and walked towards Deidara."I SAID I NEEDED TO TALK TO YOU,SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!"Deidara slumped in a chair near Leader-sama's desk."I need to use yor bed for some,breakfast issue.We need these panacakes for the Akatsuki because we all are going hungry!"Deidara looked at Leader-sama confused,but nodded anyway."OK,yeah."Deidara said,standing up and walking towards the door.Kisame looked at Deidara like he were to eat him."What's wrong,yeah?"Kisame just kept staring at him."Hello,yeah?"Deidara asked,waving his hand in front io Kisame's face.Kisame just kept staring at him."You...I...hate..you.."KIsame said,now glaring at the frightened blonde."Wh-w-what did I do,yeah?"Deidara asked.Kisame grabbed Deidara's arm and went to his room(Kisame's room)."LOOK AT THIS MESS YOUR STUPID BIRDS MADE!!!"Kisame growled,hanging on tighter to Deidara's arm.Deidara looked all around the room.This didn't happened because of his birds,somebody had invaded."But-but I..."Deidara started,but was cut off by Kisame's hand covering his mouth."Just save your excuses,Deidara..."Kisame said,and let go of Deidara's mouth and arm,then walked off.Deidara just watched Kisame walk away.How can that happen though?Deidara thought to himself.Deidara started walking down the hall,that is,until Itachi decked him.Deidara was sent flying into the walls."WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR,YEAH?!"Deidara screamed rubbing his swollen cheek.Itachi walked over to Deidara and picked him up by the shirt collar."MANGEKYO SHARIGAN!!"Itachi yelled,and placed that curse on Deidara.Deidara entered the horrifying world of Itachi's mind combined with his.Where was he?He didn't know.He looked around and saw that the sky was reversing."What the-"Deidara paused,and realized he was in Mangekyo.Itachi popped up and frightened Deidara that he jumped out of his thoughts."Oh,Itachi-sama,why did you take me here,yeah?!And why the heck did you hit me like that,yeah?!"Deidara said,going closer to Itachi's face.Itachi just placed a calm and soothing hand on Deidara's shoulder and pushed Deidara down gently."I know your fear..."Itachi said calmly,making Deidara tremble in fear.Deidara tried to back away,but,as he remembered,he couldn't move."Pl-please,Itachi-sama,don't,yeah..."Deidara struggled Itachi to stay back,but he wasn't strong enough,so Itachi pushed him down."I know your fear..."Itachi said again."Your fear is being away...from your precious Sasori-danna.So,this is what I'll do..."Itachi grabbed a doll-like-Sasori he had made and it came to life."Well,let's say your Sasori-danna dies and you have no way of dying,what will happen?You will be away from your Danna."Deidara's eyes widened,and he started to panic.Itachi held up Sasori higher,and took out a kunai."NO PLEASE,STOPPIT,YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Deidara screamed at Itachi.But Itachi paid no attention.He stabbed the kunai right through his big,bulging heart.Deidara screamed as the blood ran down Sasori's chest.
Out Side Mangekyo
"What is that screaming?"Hidan asked,as him and Kakuzu gambled.Kakuzu looked away from his cards and looked through the kitchen doors.Nobody was in sight."Huh,I Doa kno'?"Kakuzu looked back at his cards and started taking out the pairs."Don't you think we should go check out this popcicle stand."Hidan said,giggling at his own joke.Kakuzu just looked at him weird and rolled his eyes."Who ever it is,they can handle it on their own."
