*le sigh* Once again ,I don't own Hetalia,

The eighth thing at Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
(kids voice) I want a transformer for Christmas,

"Oooh…Dad! Can we get that transformer? Pleasepleasepleeeeeeeeease?" Sealand begged.

"Now Sealand…" Finland said. "Where here on Christmas shopping for everyone else."

"But I want a transformer for Christmas!" Sealand grumbled.

"We'll get transformers later." Finland compromised. "If you behave. Now come along- we have to buy Sve a present."


Charities

"Finally…free at last." Australia breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly ANOTHER one of those charity guys showed up.

"Please donate to the less fortunate?" The man asked.

"NOT AGAIN!" Australia shouted and ran off.


and what do you mean your in-laws?

"Budapest…I'm scared…" Bucharest whispered/whined to Budapest. Budapest rolled her eyes.

"Tch. She just has to warm up to y- OH MY GOSH BUCHAREST LOOK OUT!"

"WHAT THE HECK?!" Bucharest screamed, narrowly dodging a falling anvil. Hungary stepped out of the kitchen.

"Oh…sorry about that…I forgot to take that down…" Hungary said.

Bucharest facepalmed.


five months of bills,

"Um…big brother?" Lichtenstein said sheepishly.

"Yes?" Switzerland snapped.

"Um…I just got a stack of bills in the mail…" Lichtenstein said. She dropped the stack of bills on the dining table and ran. Taking after her, Vaduz, Bern, Zurich and Geneva also ran.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Switzerland yelled.


uh makin up these cards,

"Merry…Christmas…and…have…a…happy…New…Year…" Cardiff wrote on his 1250th card.

"How many cards did you address?" London puffed.

"1250 cards."

"1443." Edinburgh said gloomily. She groaned. "Scotland, when can we stop?"

"When our bampot of a brother gets home. Then we kill 'im- Scottish style." Scotland said.

"I can't wait." Dublin mumbled.


please get me a beer huh,

"Oi, dummkopfs, I paid for your bail." A very disgruntled Berlin said.

"Danke, Berlin." Germany said. He nudged Prussia.

"Oh- ja- danke, Berlin." Prussia said as they got into the car.

"I think you guys have learnt your lesson?" Berlin said as she started the car.

"Ja- we have- OH MEIN GOTT, ANOTHER BAR!" Prussia yelped.

"Nein, Prussia- what are you- PRUSSIA!" Germany yelled. Prussia had opened the door while Berlin was driving and escaped. Berlin pulled the car over.

"After him!" She yelled.


what we have no extension cords?

"Well, have you rigged the lights to the power box yet?" Sicily asked impatiently.

"Almost…wait WHAT?!" He screamed. Apparently, the wire just fell a meter short of the power box.

"Oh…well then…" Sicily said. Romano glared at her.

"Stop staring and find an extension cord!" He yelled.

"Geez! Fine!" Sicily yelled. She ran back into the house…only to find Italy and Naples tangled up in the extension cords…which were broken beyond repair. She ran back out.

"Well?!" Romano snapped.

"We…don't have any extension cords." Sicily said sheepishly.

"HOW THE [CENSORED] HELL DO WE NOT HAVE ANY [CENSORED] EXTENSION CORDS!" Romano shouted.

"Long story…" Sicily said.


and finding a Christmas tree,

"I hate it up here." Texas grumbled as she trudged through the snow. "Now if I were back in Texas, that would be different…"

"You'll get used to the snow pretty quickly." Vermont said briskly. "Now come on, we have to find dad a perfect Christmas tree because he's too lazy to find one himself."

"Too be honest with y'all, I know what a Christmas tree looks like, but a perfect Christmas tree? That's pushin' it." Texas said to no one in particular.