Hey everyone! I'm sort of lazy to post a chappie. :P Sorry I visit another webiste a lot. So yeah! Well anyways, I thank my AWESOME REVIEWERS for reviewing. Thank you for supporting the story! I will try to go on more often. Soo anyways, enjoy the chapter! :D And I've a been sick for a while so I couldn't update soon. Sorry!


"IT'S NATIONAL COWBOY/COWGIRL DAY!" Patchstar shouted from a shiny yellow rock that hovered over the Clan.

"YEE-HAW!" Kit screamed and jumped on a tired pony that ate her but spat her right out because she tasted really bad. "AUNTIE! THIS PONY ATE ME!" Kit sobbed hysterically.

"There, there," Patchstar said affectionally and fed her a king-sized chocolate bar.

"HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR RR!" Kit squealed and ate the pony.

"Mommy! I ate a pony!" Kit smiled at a random queen.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!" screamed the random queen and the queen jumped off a cliff.

"..."

"And the rest of the National Cowboy/Cowgirl day will be a disaster!" THEANNOYINGSPOILER spoiled and ran off.

"GAHHHH CAPS!" Explosionstar screamed and swatted at the CAPS with a giant coyboy hat.

"AHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Hawkfire screamed and ran off towards the sunset and many toms trailed after her.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" WingClan screamed and ran/flew up a tree.

"SCOOT OVER!" Kit hissed and pushed a helpless kit off the branch the kit was sitting on.

"Curse these caps," an elder muttered.

"SAY IT IN CAPS!" The CAPS screamed and attacked the elder.

"BAFDKLAGHLGHLDF!" Explosionstar screamed and poked a CAPS with a pointy stick.

"AHHHHH! ALL FEAR EXPLOSIONSTAR! SHE HAS A POINTY STICK!" The CAPS screamed and ran towards Candy Mountain.

...

"MY MINIONS ARE BETTER!" Kit screamed at Explosionstar.

"NO MINE IS!" Explosionstar blew up the area that Kit was sitting.

"YOU WANNA BET?!"Kit screeched and fired a missle at her, but it missed.

"OH YEAH!" Explosionstar disappeared. Then Explosionstar appeared out of no where with a bunch of ninjas.

Behind Kit there was thousands of tiny killer hotdogs.

Kit died from the epic battle.

...

"I LOVE POKEMON!" Kit screamed, "ALL THE POKEMON THAT SUCK!" And she smiled like a maniac.

"Magicarp is my FAVORITE!"Squealed a random kit and fainted. (I AM NOT GOOD AT SPELLING POKEMON NAMES, SORRY IF I SPELL THEM WRONG!)

And they argued about all the stupid Pokemon in the Pokemon world.

Disclaimer, I do not own Pokemon, Warriors, the alphabet, and caps. I got lazy okay?!