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A/N: Here you go. Please review and I hope you like it. Thanks for all the reviews!
SUMMARY: 26 short ficlets based on Howince, one for every letter of the alphabet.
TITLE: A-Z of Howince.
I is for Intoxicated
"I'm back." A drunken voice stammered followed by a loud crash and a pan vaulting into the air. "Ow!" Vince ran down the stairs and sighed, rolling his eyes.
"Oh Howard, I didn't hear you come in. Did you have a nice time?" Vince chuckled at the sight of Howard trying to stand up then falling again then another failed attempt at standing followed.
"Well I did try to be quiet, like a mouse. I had a very nice time thank you; I bought you some crisps but ate them because I got a bit peckish. I did save you this penny though, add salt and it will be a delightful culinary treat." Howard grinned and staggered over to the stairs, falling up the first three then steadying and re-gaining balance. "What did I miss?"
"Nothing," Vince calmly replied and sat down in his chair.
"Nothing, something must have happened." Howard sounded almost disappointed.
"Nope, Naboo went to Shamansbury's but apart from that nothing really has been going on here. Pretty boring night if you ask me." Vince chuckled once more when Howard missed the chair and fell onto the floor. "Alright Tom Sellek calm yourself." Vince giggled and put his feet up. "How many did you have? You're smashed."
"Just a little bit," Howard made a hand gesture that wasn't all that small as Vince rolled his eyes.
"Sure, just a bit. Come on you Northern nonce," Vince wrapped an arm around Howard and guided him up the stairs, exhaling heavily when the smell of whisky hit. "You stink; make sure you have a shower in the morning." He giggled and tucked his friend into bed. "Night, night," before Vince could walk away, Howard wrapped a hand around his wrist and dragged the tired electro-prince back.
"What? Look Howard, I wanna go to bed so…" Vince stood, his hand held in Howard's and he had to admit he was enjoying the comic view of Howard smile in a dork-like way.
"Vince, don't go." Howard sounded almost sober, sober enough for Vince to believe him. "Please."
"Howard, you're drunk so just get some sleep." Once again, he failed at his attempt to walk away.
"No, no I am not drunk… well… maybe a bit but I'm sober enough to know that I love you Vince, more than anything. You mean the world to me and I just can't hold it in anymore." Vince smiled and leant down so he was eye-to-eye with a slightly sobered Howard. "I mean it Vince."
"Then move over you Bumberclarke." Vince chuckled and playfully shoved the taller man. Curling up next to him, Vince placed his head on his chest and sighed contentedly. "For the record Howard, weather you remember it in the morning or not, I love you too. But if you don't remember then this will be awfully awkward." Howard kissed the tip of Vince's nose jokingly and shook his head.
"I will remember." He whispered seriously in the small man's ear and smiled. "I promise." Vince smiled and snuggled deeper into Howard's side. Maybe Howard wouldn't remember but he could remember something, he and the man he loved spent one night together. One night that the moment stealers could never take away.
A/N: Sorry this one is so damn short but I wrote what came to me and so this is my produce of random thoughts. Hope you like.
