Hmm, I was just thinking. I never did a disclaimer to this story. I dunno if I'm required to or not, but to be on the safe side... here's my disclaimer.

I don't own any of these characters, that's all Nintendo! I just enjoy writing about them!

Now, here's the rest of the story. Btw, this pretty much my favorite part in the story. Enjoy!


Bowser had followed the Primids deep into the woods and to a huge crater in the ground. Bowser began to climb deeper and deeper into the Earth. Once Bowser reached the bottom the Primids lead him to a small cave.

"This way." The Primids said, and Bowser followed.

The cave was dark except for the glow of a fire. The cave gave Bowser an ominous feeling, and this caused him to stop.

"Enter." A strange voice said and Bowser did so. "I've been told you carry a heavy load of sorrow?"

"Yes." Bowser said as he stepped closer to the voice. As he rounded the corner he entered the end of the cave which was a large circular room and in the middle was a small podium containing a burning red fire. On the other side of the fire was a blue human shaped figure. Although this "human" was not made of flesh, but looked more like electricity.

"Well, you poor beast. Luckily, I am here to help you." The creature said. Bowser noticed his voice was strangely metallic.

"Sir, I…"

"Tabuu." The creature interrupted, "Call me Tabuu."

"Tabuu. I recently lost the love…" Bowser was interrupted again.

"Of your life because you're not human." Tabbu laughed. He paused, then said "But, don't worry. I can fix that."

"You… can?"

"Of course!" Tabuu shot up towards the ceiling of the cave and spread his arms outward. "My magic is far superior to that of these worlds! It's nothing like you've ever seen. I. Can. Do. Anything!" He stressed the last four words.

"So, you can turn me into a human?" Bowser asked cautiously.

"That's simple!" Tabuu flew down in front of Bowser and reached out and touched his arm. Suddenly the scaly skin melted away and was replaced by flesh and his claws were transformed into fingers.

"But!" Tabuu said as he pulled away, reverting Bowser's arm back to normal. "I don't do anything for free. There is a price that must be paid."

"But, Tabuu… I don't have…" Bowser was interrupted yet again.

"I'm not asking for much, what I want from you is something no human can live with anyway! If you had this as a human you would burn from the inside out." Tabuu chuckled "What I want from you is… Your breath."

"My, breath?" Bowser asked. Startled, he stepped back and placed a hand to his chest.

"Your fire breath, that is." Tabuu said as he floated away from Bowser. "Give that up, and you'll be human."

Bowser was silent.

"It's just a mere exchange. If you find you don't like it, we can always switch it back." Tabuu turned away from Bowser and gave a wicked smile.

Tabuu's deal was far too good to pass up. "Then it's done." Bowser said sternly.

"Then it's a deal!" Tabuu laughed. Tabuu shot up towards the ceiling once again and wrapped his arms to his chest. Then the source of all of Tabuu's power, two magnificent colored wings, appeared behind him. "Now, blow your fire!" He commanded.

Bowser hesitated, but then he took a deep breath.

"Yes!" Tabuu exclaimed as his wings began to flap.

Bowser exhaled a powerful burst of flame. The flames flew towards Tabuu and began to be absorbed into the wings. The fire spiraled from Bowser's throat and into the wings. The light from the wings began to shine brighter and Bowser felt his throat begin to sting for the fire was now being taken from him forcefully, Bowser was no longer exhaling. It felt as if all his breath was leaving him, he couldn't breathe. Then the fire stopped flowing, the wings stopped glowing, and Bowser fell to his knees gasping for air.

"See no more fire!" Tabuu laughed and flapped his wings. "It's all safe inside here."

"Yes," Bowser panted as he stood up "Now make me human."

Tabbu held his hands up in the air and an immense light began to light up the cave. The wings flapped a power flap and a powerful energy struck Bowser. Bowser's body was lifted into the air and it began to change. His scales became skin. His claws became fingers and toes. His horns, shell, and tail all vanished. He felt his muscles move and grow to their proper places for a human. Then his bones began to reorganize themselves. Bowser screamed in pain as his insides began to change. All the while Tabuu was laughing a deep, sinister laugh. Soon all the pain stopped, and Bowser dropped down to the ground. The transformation was complete.

Tabuu let out a small chuckle then said "Sorry I can't provide any clothing for you at the moment. But it's a short walk to the mansion. I'm sure you'll be fine. I'll be sure to get you some clothes there."

Bowser lifted himself off the ground and ran his hands over his naked body, a smile came across his face.

"Tabuu, thank you." Bowser said and scurried out of the cave and crater and back off to the mansion.

Bowser didn't realize how naked he was until he started walking through the woods. The tree branches rubbing against his new skin was such an odd feeling. He was happy though, his dick was still monstrously huge and he had some pretty bad ass muscles. His red hair, though, was his favorite. The entire time Bowser was walking back to the mansion he was running his fingers through his hair. Bowser smiled all the way back to the mansion, even as he snuck back in through the bent gate.

Bowser did his best to avoid seeing anyone as he made his naked journey back to room 10. Luckily he only had one awkward encounter.

"Who are you?" A voice exclaimed.

Bowser turned around to face Link.

"Oh, hey Link. It's me Bowser…. I, uh, got myself caught up in some heavy duty magic and… Well, now I'm human."

Link didn't respond, and was instead staring at Bowser's massive dick.

Bowser laughed "Yeah, it's huge… Now I gotta go." Bowser turned around and continued walking.

"Uh… Bye." Link said.

Finally Bowser made it back to his room, approached his dresser and found boxers, pants, and shirts that fit him perfectly. Bowser put on his clothes and waited for Ganondorf. The smile never leaving his face.