Wow it's been ages. So this is the first new chapter since...whenever I first posted the previous chapter. So this will be a lot of stuff that's just going on after the book gets taken away yet again. It's still funny though I hope. Either way the book will come back so just bear with me and read this chapter just humor me. Anyway without further ado I present the first new chapter of Hogwarts and My OC's Read My Immortal.
Before Lucia could start reading the next chapter the book was swept out of her hands by Professor McGonagall (or as Enoby most amusingly calls her Preacher McGoogle).
"That will be enough of this" she gave the book a disgusted look and went on her way presumably to incinerate My Immortal for crimes against everything and anyone one who has even heard of it.
"Well what do we do now" Ron asked. The day looked rather bleak and boring (almost like it would rain and snow at the same time and there would be no sun) without My Immortal to give them something to laugh at.
By morning tea however it was another story. Reenactments of the scenes from My Immortal were quite a common sight and outside by the lake some gryffindors were clustered around a car that a seventh year had conjured up. Harry, Ron and Hermione hurried over to see what was going on. Fred and George were in the driver and passenger seats respectively and were attempting to walk out of the car.
"What are you doing" Hermione asked Fred through the open window.
"I'm trying to walk out of the car" Fred grinned.
"I'm doing it curiously" George added. Harry laughed when he heard someone yell bastard form a few yards away. He turned to see a girl with ridiculously long hair colored awfully with black red and purple yelling a a boy with black hair more eyeliner than a cosmetic store and really over the top bloody vampire fangs. He watched in fascinated horror as they acted out Enoby and "Vampire" Potter's first encounter. At the end of the performance they two students bowed as the crowd that had gathered to watch clapped.
"This is nuts" Ron said looking around.
"I don't know it's pretty funny to me" Tye remarked from behind them.
"What's going on over there" Hermione asked pointing to a cluster of people yelling near the entrance to the school.
"Let's find out" Ron grinned.
They hurried over to find a girl dressed as Enoby following Malfoy around singing that "I just wanna live" song.
"LEAVE ME ALONE" Malfoy shrieked in frustration his voice cracking and his face turning beetroot red.
"I thought only tomatoes were that color" Luna remarked. Malfoy made a strange gurgling noise and stalked back through the doors to get away from the mob of students shrieking all manner of strange and disturbing things at him. However not even three steps into the hall he tripped on a large brown book. Malfoy let out a small shriek and scuttled backwards away from the book.
"Should we read it" Lucia asked eyeing the book.
"DIBS" Tye yelled running over to the book and opening it
There you go I finally posted a new chapter. It was meant to be longer but I was taking ages to write it and I was out of ideas. I will hopefully make it up by posting the next chapter later today. But for now enjoy. I hope. Just don't judge this chapter too much it was never going to be that good. and leave a review or PM me if you have any ideas for any of the chapters.
