"So...you decided to disobey my orders, when I strictly told you not to."

"Please! Please don't blame him over what happened! Just please don't hurt him!"

"Well who else should I punish Subject 1-S? Unless..."

"Unless what?"

"I think I have a solution."

"Sans come on, we have sentry duty today." Papyrus groaned as he tried to get up. Sans kept papyrus locked in place by kissing and hugging him close.

"C'mon bro...we can just call off work and take a break.~" sans whispers next to his skull. Papyrus flushes as it sent down pleasurable shivers down his spine. He hands begun to shake as sans was kissing further down his neck. Leaving small nips, as he went along. Papyrus finally gets a grip as he grabs sans' arms and slightly pushing him back.

"Sans I'm being serious we have to go to work. Though our sex life is fun, we have jobs to do." Papyrus said as he got up and started to get dressed. As he got dressed, sans started to tear up as he sniffles. Papyrus quickly turns around with a hint of worry. noticing sans's tears running down his face.

"Y-you think I'm not important...and that there's other things to do? Isn't our love enough?!" Sans cries into a fit of sobs as papyrus tries to comfort him.

"N-no sans! That's not what I meant! I do love you, I'm just saying we have to go to work." Sans cries even more as it's the response he doesn't want to hear. Papyrus didn't know what to do. Sans is never this emotional. Sans mostly had that barrier that kept every monster out. Always faking his smile. That's what always kept papyrus worrying about him. Sure sometimes he would somewhat be open. But never like this.

"Uh...Okay, okay! We'll call off work, it'll just be you and me for today okay?"

Hearing this sans immediately stops crying. He smiles at him, as if he never was crying.

"Okay." Sans says cheerfully as he kissed papyrus' teeth. He then leaves the room still bare as he goes down stairs. Papyrus sits there as he tries to process what happened. He then hears sans call him down stairs to help him make breakfast. Papyrus gets up as he only has his pants on, he heads down stairs as sans has only an apron on him.

"C'mon bro, help me make some breakfast. It's be EGGcellent, of you to help." Sans said as he took out some eggs from the fridge. Papyrus groans as he hears the horrible pun.

"Sans be serious." Papyrus says as Sans grabs a pan.

"I'm not serious, I'm sans." Sans chuckles. He sets the pan on the stove and turned it on. Papyrus groans some more as he gets the salt in the cabinet.

Days passed as sans was acting more strange than usual. They sometimes would call of work because papyrus thought sans was sick due to him puking every morning. When they were at work sans would never let papyrus out of his sight. When papyrus did leave. For like a minute, he came back to sans crying in tears. This made papyrus very worried for sans. Sans would even have mood swings too. He would even ask for various, weird amount of food. Chocolate with ketchup with wet, cold noodles and with hot dogs? Doesn't sound like the perfect dish.

Papyrus was siting on the couch reading a book called: 'Different kinds of Illnesses' he flipped through the pages as each illness that was given had nothing or not even close to what sans had. Not to mention he was gaining quite a few pounds every now and then.

"Hmm..."

"What cha readin' there paps?" Sans said as he came back from the kitchen. He had a hotdog with ice cream and ketchup with a french fry on top. Papyrus looks in disgust at the horrendous meal.

"Honestly sans, I know you like to eat lot now and then, but can't you eat something more healthy? It's not very good for your diet." Sans be gan to weld up in tears at that statement.

"A-are you calling me...fat?" Papyrus began to panic as he knew what would happen if he started crying.

"No! That's not what I mean! You're still the same! In fact beautiful, gorgeous! Now please don't cry." Papyrus said as he wiped his tears away.

Sans then pouts, as he looks away.

"You're only saying that. You know that I'm ugly and fat. You're just lying to me, to make me feel worse about myself." Sans then started to walk away back into the kitchen as he took his meal that was starting to melt.

Papyrus groaned in exhaustion. He couldn't take any more of this. Any much longer he'd go insane. He then had an idea as he dialed up a number that would only know what was wrong with sans.

"Hello is this the phone of doctor Alphys?"

"Mmmmmnnnnnn! I don't wanna go!~"

"Sans you have to. It's the only way to know what's wrong with you. Now...let's...go..." papyrus tugs sans along to the snow as sans whines like a child.

"But I'm perfectly fine! There's nothing wrong with me!" Sans whines some more as they reach the river person.

Papyrus lifts sans up as they go on the boat. Sans kicks his legs like a child throwing a fit.

"No! I don't wanna! Put me down!"

"Sans, stop! You are a grown skeleton, now stop acting like a child!" Papyrus yells in frustration. The river person stands quietly as he watches the two struggle to get on the boat.

Once papyrus has sans finally strapped to the boat, papyrus says their destination their heading.

"To the royal scientist's lab please."

"Tralalalala, Of course." The river person says quietly. As they went, there was a silence as the sound of stream was softly moving with the current. Sans looked glumly as the water as he did want to go at all. He wanted to stay home and make love with his partner because he was horny. At first papyrus was going for it until he realized that sans was distracting him of the real problem at hand. That's how they ended up here.

"Tralalalala, we've reached our destination."

Papyrus then carried a struggling little marshmallow all the way to the front door of the lab. After a whole five minutes of keeping sans still, papyrus gave a knock at the metal door.

After waiting for thirty seconds, a small creak of the door opened. A glimpse of a yellow, reptile monster poked her head out.

"Um, h-hello? O-oh papyrus and sans! It's nice to see you. Come in." Alphys opened the door wider to invite them in. Papyrus and sans walked in as sans pouts some more.

"Please, sit down. Make yourself comfortable." Papyrus sat down with sans on his lap. Alphys sat on a chair by herself as she gave out beverages.

"S-So...why did you call me to come here for?"

"Um Well you see, sans here, is acting weird lately."

"Which I'm perfectly fine." Sans scoffed.

"Sans I know there's something wrong with you. Stop denying it." Sans pouts as he turns away.

"You see what I mean? He's sick I know it!"

"There is nothing wrong with me paps!"

Alphys watches the two fight. Mettaton told her that they probably might be together. It was cute that they were fighting like a couple. She then intervened their conversation.

"Um sans? Have you ever took a pregnancy test yet?"

The two immediately froze at the word. This makes sans stop struggling as he turns to look at Alphys.

"Um, no. Actually. I never have. Not since we..." sans and papyrus blush as they both knew what sans was going to say. Alphys blushes at this too. So they did the deed as well.

"Come with me sans. I might have to do a test on you to make sure."

After an hour of testing Alphys finally got the results. Papyrus waited patiently outside the room as he tapped his foot. He was finally then called in the room.

"Hmm...well I did some tests and it's true that sans is pregnant..." Alphys says as she looks at her clipboard.

"Then how come sans has no little souling in his ectostomach?"

"Well that's the thing. I don't know how but it been dormant inside sans' body for a long time, that it's connected to sans's soul. It can't seem to grow on its own without it's father's magic. The mother's Magic's alone would help it from." Papyrus and sans were stunned at this.

"Are you saying that I was pregnant the whole time? Like for my whole life?"

"Yes and no because you may have been pregnant at an early age. But I just don't know how you got pregnant, or how your child stayed dormant for so long. What ever happened to you, it seems to be trying to grow on its own again."

"Then who's the father then? That's the bigger question." Papyrus said with a hint of worry. Maybe it wasn't his. Who knows it may be Grillby's. But it doesn't make sense either. Sans was pregnant even before sans had sex with Grillby. Even if he was, sans would have shown the signs early. So...was it his?

"Well I may have to take a DNA and show you the results by next week. If that's okay with you."

Sans and papyrus left the lab with shocked faces not saying anything to one another. Sans was nervous. When did this happen? He male skeleton. He can't have children. Though he did have to admit, he was mistaken for a girl when he was younger, due to his doll-like appearance. But that wasn't the point. He still a male.

"Sans." Sans was interrupted by his thoughts as he looked up at papyrus. Papyrus had a worried expression on his face.

"There's something I've been meaning to show you. For quite a while now."

(It is done! If you don't know what is going on in this fic go back to the very beginning. Not middle. Not second. First. If you don't then you won't know shit. So I guess that it so ye byes...)