Vow of Silence
Grilka, Quark, Leeta | General
"Soooooo, have you guys picked out a name yet?" Leeta was trying to contain her excitement, and failing.
"Kurgan," Grilka replied.
"Ferdosha," Quark said.
There was a brief pause as they looked at each other uneasily.
"That is the most Ferengi-sounding name you could come up with."
"And? Kurgan is the most Klingon-sounding name you could come up with."
Leeta quickly realized she'd just stepped into a minefield.
She looked off to the side, her attention caught by something off-screen. "What was that?" She glanced back to the couple. "Sorry, Uri'lash is calling me, it sounds important. I'll catch you later!"
Her hologram flickered and disappeared.
"I thought you said those Hupyrians take a vow of silence."
"They do."
"That sneaky little Bajoran…"
"Who does she think she is, anyway?"
A/N: Kurgan is an excellent name for a Klingon.
