"Okay, now that we are back here, where do we go?" Vaati asked. They were back in Adventureland, right next to a sign that read, Swiss Family Tree House.

"What's over there?" Link pointed. They saw a glimpse of another odd sign, Jungle Cruise.

"It's another attraction. Come on." Midna said, pushing past a sulking Shadow Link. (He really wanted to kill that girl.)


They were in front of what looked like a dock; a line had formed out front. On the nearby sign labeled Standby, it read fifteen minutes.

"That looks way too long..." Midna stated, staring at the long line worriedly.

"Looks can be deceiving. Come on, it's supposed to be hilarious." Zelda said, smiling as she went into line. The others looked worriedly at each other, she had loved the torturous It's a Small World, and followed her on. Just as they passed underneath the sign and were unable to see the sign, a Disney cast member pushed past through the line to reach the sign and switch the numbers. Since the last time it was been changed, it had lengthened from fifteen minutes to fifty minutes.


"I think we are near the dock." Midna said, staring over everyone's heads.

"You said that half an hour ago," Ganondorf yelled.

"We were by the docks! I could not see that rope leading us off into that third room until we got near it!"She yelled back.

"Well, that goes to show how much you know!"

"As if you are any better! You couldn't even take over Hyrule by yourself! You always had to have someone else help you do it!"

"I did not!"

"Let's see. I had to take lessons on Hyrule's history and taught myself how many times you took over. You had Agahnim help you, you had Zant, you had Vaati help, you tricked Link when he was a child once…" She rattled off.

"What do you mean, he tricked me?" Link interrupted outraged.

"Your ancestor was tricked as a child, also named Link, allowing Ganondorf into the Sacred Realm and putting him into a seven year sleep." Midna said.

"Ha! I bet that puts a nasty blemish on your ancestor, huh." Shadow Link snickered. Link punched him as hard as he could in the face.

"Link!" Zelda said, looking around. No one had noticed except on smiling five-year old. He gave her a cold glare before beginning to sulk.

"Finally! We can get on!" Vaati said as the line moved forward and they got onto a dock that and a small boat waiting.


"Welcome to the world famous Jungle Cruise. My name is Macy and I will be your skipper, lion-tamer, crocodile-wrestler, native translator, and if you don't laugh at my jokes, I shall also be your swimming instructor." The skipper said into a small black device that made her voice louder. The group was seated on the right-hand side of the boat, Midna was seated in exit because she couldn't sit upright anywhere else. Most of the people sitting with them on the boat laughed at the woman's remark.

"Okay, we are just entering the Amazon river, where everything is larger then life. You can see there are large butterflies over there to the right. Those butterflies have a wingspan of between twelve inches to a whopping one foot." Some people laughed, the rest sat there and tried to figure out what she said and why it was funny.

"Somethings odd about those butterflies." Link said, staring at them.

"I know, but I can't place a finger on it." Midna said also.


"Alright everyone! Pull out your cameras! This is the most beautiful thing in the world. It is the backside of water!" They were sailing behind a waterfall, wondering if the skipper was drunk.

"And up comes the most annoying one! The water on back!" A small fountain, by the boat, splashed ice-cold water on the backs of those on the right-hand side of the boat. everyone flinched except Vaati and Zelda, who screeched. Their voices combined made a horrible racket.

"Ladies, please don't do that again," The skipper said, her face twisted with annoyance at almost having her ear-drums ruined and amusement.


"I want to say something! Let's never do something Zelda wants ever again." Ganondorf groaned. The ride itself had very few funny jokes. Most made little sense, but everyone else in the boat laughed as if they understood what she had said. There was an interesting thing she said. She claimed that her parents 'forgot' her in the park and was forced to work at It's a Small World until she grew out of the costume and was sent to the Jungle Cruise. Now, they want to 'forget' Zelda.

"Now, what's next?" Vaati said, staring at a ride nearby. It had compartments like carpets and it flew in wide circles around a tall post. It also had an enormous line, spiraling around the outside of the ride and filled with annoyed parents and excited children.

"Now it's Pirates of the Caribbean." Midna said.

"Okay...whats a caribbean?" Zelda asked.