Dear Bombalurina,

Ewwwww, gross! You kissed him? That's so nasty! It wouldn't be as nasty if you had kissed someone else, but Tugger? Yuck, Bomba. Granted, this is all from my perspective, and I know you love Tugger very very much. So good luck to you both, just… next time you physically interact with him, spare me the details. I am incredibly proud of you for being so brave, though. Congratulations!

Sincerely,

Demeter