Oh, uhm, extra warning here, Church is very mad in this scene, and will be subject to use many cuss words that I remember from watching Red vs Blue. Just saying.

Enjoy!


Church was looking around the cave, hoping to find a safe house of sorts where he could be sure that he could be safe. Every dripping sound made him flinch, every bat's wings made him duck for cover. The shadows at the far corners looked like humans, every pillar looked artificial and like a sniping cockpit.

"Fucking Sarge… Fucking bullshitting… How could I have been so fucking dense?" cursed Church, momentarily forgetting that he was trying to hide. His voice echoed around him, and made him more paranoid than ever.

"Nasty little cockbite…" Church whirled around, hoping to find the murderer stalking him, then whirled around and ducked, expecting a gun's barrel pointing at him. "I'll show him… I'll… fuck…"

A patter. Church turned around again, firing a round to a shadow that seemed to be moving. Movement caught in his motion sensor made him fire another round. It didn't seem like it hit.

Annoyed and overcome with panic, Church attempted to get the elusive killer out in the open, and hope for the best.

"Where are you? Come out you stupid bitch!" he yelled, wincing as he heard his voice quiver despite his attempts to play cool. "You fucking backstabbing bullshitting cock-sucking-"

Something caught his foot. Church stopped and looked down.

"What the…"

There lay a body, unresponsive and, by the smell of it, dead for quite some time.

"Who's this...?" Unable to see clearly, Church kneeled down and turned the body's head to face him. It was a man. Someone who seemed to have been around his fifties, at least. The body was filled with muscles and very little fat, even up to his neck. His eyes were glaring open, staring heatedly into the space, teeth still clenched tight. The description seemed far too familiar to what Church thought of a certain Red.

This person wasn't wearing his full armor. The clasps where the armor plates would have been fastened to were unclasped, leaving a very form-fitting black under armor.

Church felt his mouth dry. He'd felt that he'd have a chance with his enemy being Sarge. As strict a military man as he was, Church had felt it would be easy to trick him, even if he somehow turned awesome in the span of less than a week. Now there was another person hunting for him. A much better strategist.

"Shit. So … Sarge… wasn't the Sarge we thought, eh?" Church whispered to himself, not expecting the corpse to answer.

Click.

Church froze in his stance. He looked down at his gun, hoping that his fingers had pulled back the safety in their nervousness. The hammer was still in place.

A low, mechanical voice came from behind, an answer to his question.

"No."

BANG


There you go.

The complete annihilation of Blood Gulch personnel! Including Sarge! I'm so happy about this.

Oh, and there's an epilogue coming after this.

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