Disclaimer: I do not own Inazuma Eleven… so don't sue me!


Due to some FFN problems.. the update got delayed. And in this chapter...

Hiroto: (pops out of nowhere) I'll tell you! In the end there is a...

Never mind him *gags and binds Hiroto* It's not as if he has not bothered me enough...Read on.

WARNING: Lots of Hiroto... Aliea... You'll see,


'Huh? What's this?' A person picked up the letter addressed to him. ' This.. is…uh... what?'


LOST & FOUND

Still Lost: Fudou's brain.

Contact- Either Kidou or Toramaru or Sakuma so that we can beat the brains out of him ( a phenomenon which is impossible in the case of the absence aforementioned item)

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Did you hear about that tsunami back at home?

-Kidou Yuuto

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What? Don't tell me that there is ANOTHER Tsunami clone now.

-Zaizen Touko

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The Tsunami disaster, Zaizen.

a. Donations are welcome. (by Kidou)

-Inazuma Japan

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Check this out!

a. My new video!

b. Revenge! Ushishishi!

-Someoka Ryuugo

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Whoa!

a. Not bad, Someoka. (by Endou)

b. 'The hidden side of Fubuki'. Classy. (by Gouenji)

c. Did ya see the way Onii chan, all emo, going up to Shadow like 'Who's the Snow white now, eh punk?' and did a Zidane with a head butt square on his chest. AWESOME. (by Fubuki Atsuya)

-Inazuma Japan

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-CHEERFUL MESSAGES-

Hey, can you guys take some time out and tell me what is this…. 'Brotherhood of Cool'?

-Rococo Urupa

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Huh?

a. Brotherhood of what? (by Endou)

b. Dunno… it sounds something out of Dan Brown novel or something… (by Someoka)

-Inazuma Japan

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!

a. Looks like you got a letter huh? (by Kidou)

b. It is a brotherhood for us cool people. We're like… the cream layer of cool. (by Gouenji)

c. Famous brothers include Uchiha Sasuke, Edward Elric, Kiryuu Zero etc. (by Kazemaru)

d. But not anybody can qualify. One has to fulfill some criterias. Not all, but the more the merrier. (by Midorikawa)

e. One has to popular, Has to have a cool entry (preferably with background music and gawping by the rest of the people).. (by Hiroto)

f. HAS to be decent looking at the very least and MUST radiate Coolness whenever possible. (by Suzuno)

-Brotherhood of Cool

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Oh, and MOST IMPORTANTLY:

a. One MUST NOT suffer from Severe Optimism.

b. Endou Mamoru

-BOC

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Severe Optimism?

a. Huh? Who, me?

-Endou Mamoru

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Yeah.

a. No offense, Endou but it looks like you're going to have one of those synaptic breakdowns Dr. W. Acko is always talking about whenever you see a good soccer player.

b. Or a hissatsu shoot.

c. Or a seriously hot girl.

d. Okay, not that girl thing…. But you get the idea.

-Kiyama Hiroto

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What's a synaptic breakdown?

-Endou Mamoru

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Um… it is the sort of the thing Kidou suffers from whenever he passes those CK hoardings and sees his sister drowning herself in a puddle of drool .

-Utsunomiya Toramaru

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Out in the nearest bookstores! MKF Publications new…

Second in the highly anticipated Inazuma Diaries serie.

The Hiroto Diaries: Vol II!

-REAL Fudou Akio

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An exerpt:

'It was a nice day... And I must say that I've seriously become a mover and shaker in this world (which doesn't mean that I can move my hips like Shakira…. or Endou Daisuke for that matter)... but I've actually managed to leave my mark on this earth... I hacked the US Defense Database... which is like every hacker's "Teenage Dream" or something... Oh crap! Not again! Looks like my fans have decided to camp outside my window and…

They're playing Ryuusei Boy! Just because I can do Ryuusei Blade doesn't mean that I'm the Ryuusei Boy… And uh oh.

Burn and Gazelle are smirking at me out of their window. Spooky.

Yesterday, they fed Gouenji's hair gel to the pigeons. I seriously pity them because now female pigeons kinda run away from them. I don't blame them because now they look like feathered long-lost descendents of Goku (Note to self: Ask Gouenji for some gel. DBZ forever!)

There is a pigeon. He has four spikes on his head. I call him Burn. I hate Burn. Burn is loud mouthed, arrogant, thinks he is the King of the World and just plain sucks. Burn is in love with this pigeon called Gazelle. But Gazelle is one of those chicken pigeons who ran away. Burn, being the slowpoke he is, let it be and everyday he bores me to death with his stupid twittering about Gazelle. If you love him. GET ON WITH IT. Burn, if you're reading this…. Just go for it!

Note to self: Feed Burn some bread crumbs. He likes to eat them out of my hand. Even though he's a wimp, he is not afraid of me. Go figures.

It IS real!

Bestseller material! Anti Burn. Yaoi. Mania.

That's Hiroto Diaries for you, people!

-Midorikawa Ryuuji

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!

a. Whoa! Pigeon Love Story: Burn and Gazelle! (by Aphrodi)

b. Kyaa! More Yaoi! (by Rika)

c. Burn, Descendant of Goku. Pigeon version. Amazing. (by Chae Chan Soo)

d. Geek. (by Nagumo Haruya)

-Everybody

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These fans!

a. I get harrassing fanmail too, you know.

b. And don't even get me started on the stalkers.

-Kazemaru Ichirouta

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Speaking of harrassing fanmail...

a. Oi! You, The Unicorn! And Knights of Queen! Stop diverting YOUR fanmail to us. (by Endou)

b. Will someone PLEASE tell me who the hell is this 'Axel Blaze' guy? I've been receiving hate mails from some Nelly girl. (by Gouenji)

c. Yeah, I've been getting mails of some Nathan dude. I mean, I already have enough fan mail without the extra. (by Kazemaru)

-Inazuma Japan

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-CHEERFUL MESSAGES-

Huh? We've been getting ours regularly.

a. See for yourself, "... I love you Ichinose-san! Whenver I see you my heart beats faster than Fideo Aldena can race after a ball..." (by Someone from The Unicorn)

-The Unicorn and Knights of Queen

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Fans are wierd.

a. I've regularly have some asking whether I was the one who played the guitar in 'Seishun Oden'. What's 'Seishun Oden' by the way? (by Gouenji)

b. Some human nits ask me whether I derive my divinity from my hair or from my shorts. Weirdos. (by Aphrodi)

c. It's not half as bad as mine! They ask me whether I'm an alien clone of a certain Someone from The Unicorn from Planet Pasta or I'm his twin brother. (by Fideo)

-Everybody

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Upcoming titles of MKF Publications!

'Get your own laugh jerks, don't you dare copy mine: 1001 Laugh Styles' By Kogure Yuuya

'How to insult your friends and enemies and get away with it' By Fubuki Shirou

Coming soon.

-Kogure Yuuya

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New segment!

Weirded Out Experiences!

Share your wierd experiences here!


Weirded Out Experience:

You know me! Endou Mamoru? My WOE is from my first ever dating experience which, as certain people ahem.. Gouenji...AHEM.. Kidou would claim, NOT with a soccer ball but with a girl. Her name was Kagome something. After we went out like three times... a wierd guy wearing red cosplaying Clifford the dog staring making my life miserable. Till date I get dog treats on my doorstep once a week.

-Endou Mamoru

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BREAKING NEWS!

[Live] Coverage with commentary by Kiyama Hiroto

Yes people! This is it! The

thick-skulled, boy with a skull so solid that it will have a Pachycephalosaurus crying for mommy...

Burn aka Tulip aka Nagumo Haruya is right now confessing his love for the ice-ice baby aka Gazelle aka Suzuno Fuusuke. After years of keeping his passionate feelings from..

I, Kiyama Hiroto and Midorikawa Ryuuji are covering this event from Midori's room which offers excellent view of...

OMG! Burn is making is move! He's pacing around the room saying something.. while Gazelle looks like a cat got his tongue...

And Burn has now got Gazelle (not my pigeons, mind you) in his arms; holding him so tight that even The Anaconda would've been proud...

And looks like Burn has said something Gazelle cheeks have started to resemble Hiroto's hair...

Burn is still going on... Looks like you really got him, huh? One bottle of whiskey can do wonders...

It was vodka. And shut up, Hiroto. Anyway, now Burn is now saying something and by this time Gazelle's cheeks have turned to the very shade of Burn's hair. Burn is now gazing at Gazelle with all his love reverberating in his eyes...

You're sounding like thouse Mills and Boons books, you know.

Shut up... Wait, you HAVE read M&B books?

Shutting.

And... now BURN's cheeks are looking, funnily enough, like his own hair...and oh.

Oh CRAP!

Terminated.

Terminated.

-Midorikawa Ryuuji

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?

a. What... WHAT? ( by Aphrodi)

-Everybody

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Cliffy! Hee hee.. This was some chapter *smirks*

It was the first time I ever wrote anything CLOSE to Yaoi. So, forgive me for any mistakes.

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