A *tiny* bit of smut x3

Your eyes widened a bit.

"Wait what? I never said- I'm not- why would you- No homo Jade!" You stand up. She is smiling. Why is she smiling?

"John, you made out with another dude. That is pretty fucking gay." She laughs. You're still in shock. Nope, you are not a homosexual. You don't have anything against them. Dave's gay and that's perfectly cool with you. But you do not want to be gay. But no matter how many times you tell yourself you're not, you feel a little bad because you know you're lying to yourself. Jesus Christ! Every time you thought about yourself being gay you saw Bro and you felt like it wouldn't be a bad thing.

Jade snapped her fingers in front of your face.

"Is that why you've had your panties in a twist all day?" She asks you. You nod. Jade sighs and picks her books up. You look at your watch, time to go to your locker.

"Hey Jade, can I get a ride after school?" You ask as you both walk out into the hall way. She shrugs.

"Only if you don't mind going to girls day with Aradia, Terezi, Vriska, Feferi, Nepeta and I." You cringe. You don't understand, Your sister still hangs out with your ex and Dave's ex. You remember why Dave broke up with Terezi. About a year of them dating Karkat moved here with his best friend Gamzee. As Karkat got closer to Dave, Terezi got closer to Gamzee. She didn't like him but still hung out with him, then after a wile she ended up cheating on Dave with the stoner. You still don't understand why some one would cheat on a cool kid like Dave for a juggelo like Gamzee but you didn't say anything about it. Dave wasn't to heart broken because that meant he could be with Karkat. You remember how hurt Dave had looked at first but how happy he was when you explained it to him.

But as it had been, Terezi was friends and still is friends with your ex, Vriska Serket. But she didn't do anything to make you hold a grudge or anything. You just simply didn't feel it anymore. You know she still does and resents you for it.

"Nah, I'll pass." You say shoving your books in your locker. You didn't feel like going to class right now.

"What are you doing?" Jade switches her books. You grab a timer.

"I'm going to take a nap. I'll see you at lunch." Before she could say anything you started walking to your place. You walked past the late students and went down the stairwell to the schools basement where the pipes and such were located. It was dark and cold but that was a good thing. You walked by the hot water heater and under a low pipe. It was silent, well almost. You could hear the soft hum of the pipes around you and it would lull you to sleep like always.

After about five minutes you get you your place. It is a big closet you found your freshmen year. It was big enough for you to lay down in and sense it was painted grey like the walls, that made it hard to find it you looking for it. You closed the door behind you and laid down on a mattress the janitor gave to you a wile back and turned the lantern on beside you so the black space had some light. You set the timer for two hours and covered yourself up. You felt yourself relax and finally fell asleep.

You were laying on your back on something hard and cold. Weird, you don't remember the mattress feeling this way. You turn over on your side. Nope still didn't feel right. You opened one eye and looked up to see the purple sky again, but you saw something in the clouds. You saw yourself laying on a slab of stone bleeding. You sat up. You looked down to see you were on the same slab. But you were still in your cool blue pajamas, not the outfit in the clouds. You sighed in relief. You felt lonely though. You looked around. You felt like you were waiting for some one. But who?… Why would you ask such a silly question. You know who.

You saw a tall figure walk up the steps closer to the slab. You could see the pointy black shades and you felt your heart melt completely. You sat up and crawled to the edge of the stone bed to meet him. Once again he didn't say anything and you didn't either. As soon as you were close enough your lips came together. You both seemed a little hurried. You pulled at the collar of his shirt as your tongue danced with his. God he was a great kisser. His hands slid down your body to cup your ass and he pulled you closer. You pulled at his shirt and finally removed it. He kissed your neck and you felt his hot breath on your ear. He found your pressure point and lightly bit it before sucking on it. You moaned and he slid your shirt off. You took his shades off and looked into his beautiful orange eyes. You could see the lust that filled them and that only made you want him more. You put your hands on the back of his neck and pulled him to you crushing your lips together. He put a hand on your back and laid you down gently. The stone was ice cold against your back but you weren't really paying attention to it. He kisses down your chest and uses his knee to separate your thighs. He slowly rubs his knee against your erection and you moan, happy for the friction. He kisses down your chest and to your stomach and licks your hip bone. You feel him hook his fingers into the waist band of your pajamas and boxers. He looks up at you and you nod to him. He pulls them down and tosses them to the side. You lay naked under him and he kisses your inner thighs. You lace your fingers in his soft hair as he licks the base. You bite your lip hard. You feel his tongue glide over your head and down the length of you before completely taking your erected member into his mouth. You moan his name when you feel that you've hit the back of his throat. He slowly pulls away.

"Dirk." Is the first thing he says. You look down at him confused.

"What?"

"My name is Dirk." Before you could respond another moan rises in your chest as he starts to suck. You tug on his hair and he bobs his head.

"Dirk!" He hums, causing a vibration in his throat and to your cock. He uses his thumbs to rub circles into your thighs. You pant heavily. You close your eyes and arch your back and buck your hips a little. His tongue swirls around your head and he pumps you slowly wile sucking hard. BEEP…. You looked around. What was that? BEEP… You felt the hard slab become softer. BEEP… you looked down and Dirk was looking at you looking sad and a little transparent. Your eyes grew wide as you felt his soft hair become nothing. Everything goes dark until the only thing visible are his eyes.

You slowly open your eyes and here the timer. You frown and turn it off sitting up. You run a hand through your hair and felt your stomach drop. You know it was a dream but you can still feel his lips on you, his tongue, his mouth. You look down, looks like every part of you remembers. Whelp, you can't go to lunch with that poking out might as well take care of it.