Heyyy! Told u I wasn't gonna take so long to update! I posted this at tha SAME TIME! K, well here's tha nxt chpter!

Disclaimer: Hey, where r Tiffany and Steve?

What the—nevermind. Just say ur lines.

Disclaimer: Hmm. I think never mind is one word.

DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: OK! Ok. I don't own Twilight!

Rosalie POV

When I opened my eyes, I saw my ceiling. Ok, maybe nothing happened. But when I sat up, and looked down, I knew something had definitely happened. Instead if seeing my stunning, perfect body, I saw… Emmett's. His bulging muscles, his thick arms, and his big feet. Oops, that last one was mean. GAH! Who am I kidding? I feel like freakin SASQUATCH!

H-how was this possible? Then a thought occurred to me. What if this is what had happened to Edward and Bella? No! That was impossible! Maybe they just felt weird! Yeah! That's it!

Emmett POV

The second I woke up, I knew something was wrong. Vampires don't wake up. They don't sleep, therefore they can't wake up. Hmm, maybe I was just imagining things…

Anyway, I was walking down the hallway when I saw Rosalie.

"Oh, hey babe. You're lookin pretty sexy today." I said. Leaning in to kiss her. She leaned in too, but right where our lips should've met, my mouth hit something hard and cold… glass. I opened my eyes. I was kissing a mirror.

"HOLY CRAP!" I exclaimed. "I'm Rosalie? This is TERRIBLE!" Then a thought occurred to me. "Then again, I'm pretty hot. OOH! I'm gonna go look at myself naked." And with that, I continued walking down the hallway…

Rosalie POV

Hmm, I thought. Now would be the perfect time to talk to Edward. I slowly descended the stairs, and made my way towards Edward who was in the living room.

"Wassup bro?" I said, clapping him on the back.

He sighed. "Hello Emmett."

"What's up?" I asked, attempting to make conversation.

"Oh, nothing." He replied.

Darn. Suddenly, I caught a whiff of something. Something flowery… "Hey, what's that smell?" I thought aloud.

"Just this perfume I found in you and Rosalie's room."

"WHAT?" I shouted. "YOU TOOK MY PERFUME?"

He blinked. "Wait… it was yours?"

"Yes! GAH! Next thing I know you'll be stealing my eyeliner!" And with that, I stormed out of the room, leaving behind a very confused Edward.

Hey! Itz me again! Sorry, this isn't tht long, bt itz nt agonizingly short. K, I'll try to update as soon as I cn! Nd plz review!