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The Steward of Gondor, who had miraculously survived his attempted suicide, by conveniently falling into a pond when he had fallen in flame, marched up proudly. He regally sat down and the hat was pulled over him.

"You seek knowledge, that is sure, and your use of the palantir in seeking knowledge is most Ravenclaw, but your ambition and proudness show a Slytherin disposition. You desired power. So yes, I think... SLYTHERIN!"

Gandalf was about to pull the hat off when suddenly flame spewed out of the hat. Denethor gave a cry and flame enveloped him. He ran, without the hat, and out the doors. Everyone could see him running out. And when he finally threw himself off the Citadel, everyone, but most notably Faramir and Aragorn, gave sighs of relief.

Gandalf recalled everyone's attention. "Eowyn!"


I couldn't resist it after PythonAnon gave me the idea. Thanks, PythonAnon!