Disclaimed.

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"Do you know what'd look good on me? You."

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"And you wonder why she's pregnant. Seriously, Zuko, you are hopeless. I'm beginning to question why Iroh allowed you to have the throne."

"Shut up."

"I mean seriously, even I wouldn't give you that advice."

"Yeah, you would."

"Uh huh."

"My face still hurts from that slap at that dinner party so long ago. I think she killed some nerves."

"It's your responsibility to take or not to take my wise words."

"..."

"But, I guess, it worked, right? The line?"

"Too well. You see the situation it's got me in."

"It won't be so bad! Just stop at the first child! With your luck, they'll end up a tea-lover like Iroh, and only an idiot, like you! As opposed to a manipulative child abuser like 'ol whatisface and Azula :D"

"Just stop. Now."

"Just sayin' it could be worse."

"Nothing could be worse than this."

"Zuko! I have just finished speaking with your lovely Mai and her physicians! You're having TWINS!"

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Oh, Zuko! You do give me my giggles!

Okay, guys, until next time. I'm actually thinking about just redoing this and making it Maiko-centric? With some Sokka.

Same title and everything, just a different premise. Tell me what you think about the idea, though :)

Adios