Princess Tamoir: *Reading Manga* *Looks up* Wow...... Uhhhh, who are you again?
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CHAPTER 9 OF DEATH!!!!
"WASABI!!!" Princess Tamoir screamed as she flew forward and exploded, blowing up all of the Green Gorilla Squirrels!
".........."
Link looked around, "Where did the Princess go?"
"I think she went all splodey." Malon boomed from high above the clouds, as she is very over weight.
All of a sudden the entire world ended in a passive implosion.
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO (ITS ALL OVER!!!)
Everyone was floating around in an empty Pacman arcade...
"What happened just now?" Zelda asked.
"It appears to be the case of the world ending in a massive implosion." Midna explained.
"Ah."
"Is it just me, or does it seem very uncoventional for the entire universe to be compresed into a Pacman arcade?" Saria asked.
"Nope, its just you." Link replied.
Just then Princess Tamoir spawned randomly in the Pacman arcade.
"Anyone want Tim Hortons?" She asked.
"Meh..... Sure."
"Mkay."
"Mhmmm!"
"Fine by me."
"I'll have some."
Princess Tamoir handed out a coffee and a doughnut to everyone. "And, guess what, they're only $1.39!!!"
"Wow!" Link said excitedly.
"Do you want some money to pay for it?" Zelda asked.
"No thank you, I've got it covered."
"How?" Midna asked.
"With my loaded Quickpay Tim Card of course."
"Ah."
"So, what happened to the universe, and why are we in a Pacman arcade?" Link asked as he sipped his coffee.
"Well, the evil Geico gecko army has imploded the universe, and if we don't switch to Geico, they'll never put the universe back!" Tamoir explained.
"Well, whats so bad about switching to Geico?" Saria asked.
"Bah! How could you say such a thing!? Traitor!" Midna yelled.
Princess Tamoir continued, "If we switch to Geico, 15 minutes, could save us 15% or more on our car insurance!!!"
"GASP!"
"What horrible, horrible evil!" Link moaned.
"Wait........... Where's Solo!?" Ruto asked.
Just then Solo spawned. "I'm right here guys!"
"Oh..... There he is."
Solo continued, "You see, the author forgot I exsisted until just now, so now I'm here."
"Also, does anyone want pizza?"
"Sure!" Everyone yelled at the same time. (o.O)
Everyone got a slice of pizza from Solo. "And, guess what else!"
"What?" Midna asked.
"Its not delivery, its Delissio!"
"COOL!" Zelda screamed.
"We need to find out how to defeat the Geico geckos!" Link screamed.
"I have the perfect idea, lets visit to find out more!" Saria yelled.
Tamoir thought, "Of course, its so simple, why didn't I think of that!?"
Everyone ran over to a computer randomly floating through the Pacman arcade.
"According to , we need to destroy the core of Geico!" Princess Tamoir said.
"Well, how do we do that?" Link asked. (Is it just me, or does Link ask a lot of questions?)
"Well, it also says we will need to get out of this Pacman arcade..."
Midna jumped up, "I have the PERFECT idea!"
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO LESS THEN 2 MINUTES LATER......
Everyone gulped down a can of Red Bull, and after 2 seconds, they flew up through the roof of the arcade.
"That was a brilliant idea Midna!" Zelda complimented.
"Now, we only have to wait four hours as we float through nothingness and we will arrive at the Geico base."
FOUR HOURS OF FLOATING THROUGH SUB-SPACE LATER.........
"And, that concludes my veiw on current politics!"
"..........."
"Is anyone else really, really tired?" Link asked.
"No."
"I see..."
Just then the entire universe unimploded...
"Wow."
Everyone was standing around in Hyrule Castle.... Er McDonalds.......
"Lets go and get some sleep....." Zelda said.
"What just happened?" Midna asked.
"I think the author got really bored of writing this chapter and just wants to finnish it." Princess Tamoir answered.
"Ah."
"HOLY FLYING MITTENS THE ENDING OF THE CHAPTER IS COMING AT US LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLAR BILL!!!!" Zelda screamed.
The ending hit them and they went all splodey.
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Sigh....... To tell you the truth.... I'm getting tired of writing this fic, and I'm out of ideas..... I might get some more soon.... Anywho, a matter of business, I notice a lot of people are favouriting this fic and putting it on alert, but they don't review. So i'd really like them to.... So, please review! *Falls asleep at the computer*
