Chapter 9: Play Date

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Edward and I entered Health; together hand in hand. Of course we got gasps and stares. But, I mostly got glares from the "School Whores." Yep: Lauren, Jessica, and Tanya. (A/N: Let's say Tanya's in high school)

"So I see that the parenting project has brought a couple among us! Bravo!" Mr. Carol sang. What a weirdo he is sometimes.

There was a small clap from Angela. I gave her a quick smile. Edward was seated next to me, when a note got passed to him. I looked over his shoulder to see what it said:

Hey Eddie!

Why are you with that bitch Bella?

xoxo Lauren

I heard snickering between Jessica, Tanya, and Lauren. God, I hate Lauren so much!

"I'm gonna beat her ass!" I whispered, anger and annoyance running through my words as they escaped my mouth.

"Don't do that! Though, it may be fun to see. But, I'll straighten things out." He assured me.

I just nodded and saw what he wrote back:

Lauren,

Bella's not a bitch you are. And why the hell should you be worried? It's not like I have feelings for you. I love Bella. You really need to get over you childish crush.

P.S Don't ever call me Eddie again!

Edward passed the note to Angela, who then passed it to Jessica, who then got it taken away by Mr. Carols.

"Now I see we have a little note here. Shall we read it? I think we shall." He smiled, reading the note out loud.

Lauren is so going to be humiliated! Ha, this is going to be priceless!

Mr. Carols cleared his throat, and began to read out loud.

"Hey Eddie! Why are you dating that bitch Bella? Hugs and kisses Lauren." I saw Edward glare at Lauren.

I heard some "O's" and got some stares and smirks. If they're doing this to me, wait until they hear what Edward's come back was. They're going to be laughing there asses off.

"Lauren, Bella is not a bitch you are. Why the hell should you be worried? It's not like I have feelings for you. I love Bella. You should really get over your childish crush. P.S Don't ever call me Eddie again!" I saw my teacher chuckle a little.

"Ohhh Lauren just got owned!" Tyler shouted.

Everyone burst out laughing, even Jessica and Tanya did. When Lauren say that, she slapped the both of them on their arms. She bolted for the door, and I could have sworn I saw some tears. Good, that skanky bitch deserves it!

"Now let's get back to school. I just wanted to say that it's been two weeks and the project is almost done. I apologize, I seem to have made a mistake. When I said that there was going to be a voice recorder, I meant that it could only signal when the baby cries." He smiled and continued on with class.

He talked about the fetus, symptoms of when you're pregnant, and protection when you have sex. I guess because we are doing this parenting project, we have to have the lesson/subject be about Pregnancy.

"Thank god it only monitors when it cries." Edward sighed in relief.

"Why?" I asked, dumbfounded.

"Because the baby would've recorded our conversation. Our WHOLE conversation throughout the two weeks." He emphasized the word "whole."

I finally realized what he meant. I mentally slapped myself. Duh!

"Oh. Because of when you told me you were - you know." I said.

"Yeah. Oh wait, Renesemee wasn't the with us. Was she?" He asked.

"I don't know." I shrugged.

The rest of the class was uneventful as was the rest of my periods. The bell rang. Lunch, finally! Edward was waiting at my locker and gave me a hug.

"I missed you." He whispered in my ear. His breath tickling my neck. It sent a shock down my spine.

"I missed you too." I blushed, kissing him ever so lightly on his lips. That "light kiss" turned into a "passionate kiss."

"Oh Eddie's finally gonna get laid! Dude, go get a room." Emmett boomed with laughter, Rosalie hit the back of his head.

"Hey!" Emmett pouted, with his big puppy dog face.

Of course Rosalie couldn't resist, and gave him a peck on the lips.

"Thanks Rosie." He smiled.

Alice and Jasper were behind them in a flash.

We walked in the lunch room all together. I was sent death glares, and only a smile from Angela. She was sitting with Ben. I saw that they were holding hands.

I quickly ran over to her and whispered in her ear, "Good for you! I'm happy that you're finally dating."

"Me too!" She squealed.

I ran back to our lunch table. Which consisted of Rosalie, Emmett, Edward, Jasper, Alice, and my self.

"So how did the new couple thing go?" Alice asked, smirking as if she didn't already know.

"Just so dandy!" I said sarcastically.

"What happened? Did the big bad Lauren get in your face?" Emmett said in a baby voice.

Edward just glared at him, after kicking his foot.

"Yeah she got in my face alright. I almost punched her, but nooo Edward had to pull me away! Then she sent a note to Edward and he totally owned her. Tyler yelled out "Ohhh Lauren just got owned!" And then she started crying, it was hilarious!" I giggled. More like burst out laughing.

We were all laughing; the Cullen's hated Lauren as much as I did. So I could see why they would be laughing.

"So, I have some exciting news!" Alice, squealed. In her perky voice.

"What is it?" I asked, while taking a bite of my salad.

"Well I was wondering if little Jazzy and little Rosie could have a play date with little Nessie?" Alice asked, pouting.

"Nessie?" I asked.

"Well Renesemee is so long, so I thought Nessie was a cute nick name."

"It is. And I think a play date would be a great idea! What time?" I asked.

"How about right after school? Edward and you can go in your truck and we will go in Edward's Volvo. Sound like a plan?" Alice suggested.

"Sounds like a plan." I agreed.

(At Bella's House After School)

"Aw doesn't she just look so adorable sleeping!" I sighed.

"Yeah she sure does." Edward agreed.

"When are Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie going to be here?" I asked bored.

I don't really know how it's going to be a play date, seeing as they are dolls.

"Five minutes. I just got a text from Alice. So how is this play date supposed to work, if they're just baby dolls?" He asked, tucking in Nessie.

"That's what I was thinking. Maybe we would play house? I don't know." I laughed.

"House?" He chuckled.

"I don't know just a suggestion." I said, hearing the door swing open.

"HEY!" Everyone greeted me, having their babies.

Of course little Jazzy and little Rosie were dressed in designer clothes. How silly is that? They're just dolls.

"So what I was thinking was we could role play? Seeing that we can't actually interact with the babies." Alice suggested.

"Sure sounds like fun!" I agreed.

We decided that the first role-playing thing we would do was dinner.

Little Jazzy, Nessie, and Rosie were in their high chairs. With fake bottles in their mouth.

"So darling how was work?" I asked Edward.

"Oh just dandy. We had a new client. He works for Living Teddy Bear Inc." He smiled, flashing a grin at Emmett.

"Oh that is just so funny!" Emmett yelled.

Emmett is like a living teddy bear, so I guess Edward was making a point.

We pretended to eat food. Seeing that none of us felt like making any food.

"Oh guess what?!" Alice chirped.

"What?" We all said in unison.

"Guess what I got Bella?" She smirked.

"What did you get Bella?" I asked.

She pulled out a purple lacey lingerie gown. It would only go mid thigh on me.

"Alice!" I whispered, in embarrassment.

"It's a gift. For your honey moon." She said defensively.

"Honey moon?" Rosalie giggled.

"Duh! Aren't you and Edward married?" Alice laughed.

"Do we look like we're married?" I asked in a dumb tone.

"We're role playing again, remember?" She smiled.

"Oh yeah. Well how did your work go? Did you go to the street corner again?" I asked.

"What?" Alice asked, dumbfounded.

"You know, where you meet the local hookers. Well they look more like transvestites than hookers. I could have sworn they had mustaches. Do you have a mustache?" I asked Alice.

"What are you talking about?! And no I do not have a mustache." She yelled in embarrassment.

Everyone burst out laughing.

"We're role playing, remember?" I reminded her deviously. "So I decided that your job was going to be a hooker."

"I will not be a hooker! Fine! If I'm a hooker. Than you have to work at Hooters." She shot back. Stupid, evil pixie.

"Hooters?" Emmett, laughed.

"Yeah Hooters!" Alice yelled.

"Oh work went well Alice. I made a boat load of tips. What did you make?" I asked her.

"Oh I made fifty dollars." She laughed.

I could see she was trying to make this funny.

"You cheap whore!" I laughed.

The whole room was filled with laughter.

"Okay can we like seriously stop this role playing thing. It's kind of getting boring." Edward asked.

"Yeah. Sure what do you want to do then?" I asked.

"How about the play date is over and Bella and I get some alone time?" He asked.

I giggled.

Alice tapped my shoulder in a playful way and walked out of the house with Jasper and little Jazzy. Rosalie and Emmett took little Rosie. Emmett then grabbed me in a bear hug.

"Cant - breathe!" I said, gasping for air.

"Sorry." He laughed and walked out the door with Rosalie.

"So today was sure interesting!" Edward stated. Picking up Renesemee.

"Yeah you can say that again! So what do you want to do?" I asked.

"Well let's put Nessie to sleep and go to the park." He suggested, but it sounded more like a plan.

"Sure. Sounds fun." I agreed.

We tucked Renesemee in, folding her in a blanket and setting her on the couch. It's weird I think she only has cried once out of the whole two weeks!

Edward and I left the house at 5:30 pm to go to the park.

"Aren't you going to push me?" I asked.

With that he picked me up, and lightly put me on a swing and started pushing me.

He pushed me a little too hard, and I fell off of the swing, landing face down in the sand.

"Oh you are so in for it!" I screeched.

I jumped up on Edward, an attempt to push him down. But, instead he pushed me down and started tickling me.

"STOP! EDWARD!!!" I giggled.

"Not until you surrender!" He smirked.

"Never!" I yelled trying to push him off.

"Fine then feel my tickling wrath!" He screamed.

He tickled my stomach, which made me laugh even harder.

"Edward! Seriously! I surrender!" I gave up, while crying. Not crying because I was mad but because of me laughing too hard.

He let me go and I put my hands around his neck, and he put his hands around my waist. He started humming a song I didn't know.

"What is that?" I asked, mesmerized.

"It your lullaby." He smiled, crookedly.

"It's lovely." I smiled, and kissed him.

We started to dance to his humming and soon, I began to get tired.

"Edward! I'm so tired! Can you bring me home?" I asked.

"Sure." He said, picking me up.

Aw! I love him, he's way too cute.

He smiled down at me, and entered the house. To my surprise Charlie wasn't home. He must still be at work or went over to watch football over Billy's. I looked at the time, when he set me on my bed. It was 6:00. Even though it wasn't late, I was dead tired.

I kissed him good-bye, as he hopped out of my window.

He screamed "I love you!"

I smiled, as I slowly drifted to sleep.

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Summary: Bella Swan is your normal seventeen-year-old girl. Except for the fact that she can see ghosts! Everyone makes fun of her because she always talks to herself. But really she's helping spirits cross-over. The outcast of her eleventh grade and high school, she starts to react in bad ways. Being the bad-ass, talking back to teachers, and getting bad grades. But everything changes when a new family moves in. ExB *ALL HUMAN*