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Chapter 9: cooking with a cool skeleton

I walk up to papyrus at the entrance to his and sans' house. "HELLO, HUMAN, I SEE YOU HAVE ARRIVED FOR OUR 'HANG OUT' RIGHT?"

"Yep" I reply "I would love to cook some spaghetti with you!"

"OK THAN! BUT FIRST, LET ME SHOW YOU TO A PLACE I SPEND A LOT OF TIME AT." He takes my hand and leads me across town, to the edge of grilbys, and back. "MY HOUSE!" He walks inside and I follow him in. I wander around the house for a bit, pretending I haven't already memorized the place. I finish up in kitchen. I need to do something now that will help everyone else a lot later in the timeline. I need to teach him how to actually cook spaghetti.

" hey, papyrus, can I cook some spaghetti with you?"

" OF COURSE, SMALL HUMAN! DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOR OUR 'HANG OUT'?"

"Yes."

"SPLENDID! HANG OUT START!"

*hang out start!

"SO, HERE WE ARE, HANGING OUT, I NEVER ACTUALLY COOKED WITH A PARTNER BEFORE. BUT WORRY NOT! I'M SURE WE CAN DO IT! I OF COURSE, AM ALREADY A MASTER IN CULINARY PREPARATION, BUT, I AM HERE TO HELP YOU! SO, YOUNG HUMAN, WHERE DO WE START."

"we should start with the noodles. Get a large pot and fill it with water."

"ON IT, CHEF… WHAT CAN I CALL YOU?"

"Frisk, my name's Frisk."

"OK THEN, CHEF FRISK!" He rummages through some of the drawers and pulls out a fairly large pot and fills it with water. I go through one of the lower cabinets and pull out a pack of spaghetti noodles and set it on the counter.

" Ok, papyrus, I need you to put the spaghetti into the pot, I can't reach it" curse my short child body.

"RIGHT AWAY!" He picks up the box of spaghetti I pulled out."NYEH!" He throws the spaghetti, box included, into the pot.

" paps no!" I use blue magic to float the box out of the water.

"I SEE YOU ARE USEING MY FABLED BLUE ATTACK. I'M FLATTERED!" I pull the spaghetti noodles out of the wet box and throw the box into the trash can. I also throw in a small amount of salt into the pot.

" papyrus, the box isn't edible."

"...I KNEW THAT, HUMAN FRISK." Yeah, sure, now you do.

"Well, let's keep going. Can you get a few tomatoes for me?"

"OF COURSE!" He pulls a few large tomatoes from the cabinets

"Now smash 'em"

"I AM THE MASTER OF SMASH!" He summons a large bone attack. "NYEEEEH!"

*Annoying dog used thief! It's super effective!

The dog bursts out of the cabinet under the sink, leaps at papyrus, and steals the bone right out of his hands "GET THAT DOG!" He shouts. We chase the dog around the house for a bit before it escapes out the front door. The sound of sans' trombone can be heard. " SANS! STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!" we walk back into the kitchen.

"Here, use this"

*you give papyrus the stick.

" THIS WILL WORK EXELENTLY! THANK YOU HUMAN FRISK!" He turns back to the tomatoes… needless to say, the tomatoes where pasted.

" good, now, scrape that into another pot and put it on the stove." while he does that I get a few herbs and spices to put in the sauce. Nothing to fancy, just nothing inedible. I put some into the sause pot.

-few minutes later-

The spaghetti is done cooking and the sause is ready. We drain the noodles and put them into 3 plates as I pour the sause on top of them. About this time, sans walks out of his room and downstairs. "heya, what's cooking?"

"WHY HELLO SANS, YOU SHOWED UP JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER! THE HUMAN AND I MADE SPAGHETTI!"

"oh" I saw you cringe there, sans "cool"

I take one of the plates and hand it to sans. He eyes it scepticaly.

"Trust me, it's good." I whisper to him. "You will thank me for this later"

Sans takes a bite, his face lights up "wow,pap, this the best one you've ever made!"

"WELL OF COURSE! NOTHING BUT THE BESY FROM THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND HIS HELPFULL ASSISTANT, FRISK!" Yeah, 'asistant'

We sit and eat dinner on the couch, engaging in some small talk and show off some of the magic I know. Before long, it's late and sans fell asleep awhile ago. "WELL, FRISK, WE SHOULD HEAD OFF TO BED NOW. I WILL SET SANS UP IN HIS ROOM. FEEL FREE TO TAKE THE COUCH FOR THE NIGHT!" He walks upstairs. I make myself comfortable and close my eyes.

*the thought of a good night's sleep fills you with…

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End of chapter 9