A/N: As cruel as Bitchy- I mean Heidi is, I had a lot of fun writing this scene. does that make me a bad person?
Scene 9- school- recess
Scene opens to the boys (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Craig, and Tweek) talking about their date the night before.
Butters:
How did it go, fellas?
Kyle:
Actually, fairly well to be honest.
Cartman:
It wasn't anything out of the ordinary, just this time we were a date, not just friends.
Stan:
So you guys are officially a... thing?
Kyle:
I... guess so.
Cartman:
That'll take getting used to.
Enter Heidi.
Heidi:
OH, so we aren't a thing now, so you immediately go gay. I feel respected! It isn't that hard to be depressed when you have a break-up gay wad!
Kyle steps in between the two
Kyle:
HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Heidi:
Move it, man stealer! No one asked you!
Shoves him down
Butters:
Oh hamburgers!
Stan:
FUCK YOU HEIDI! THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU!
Heidi:
This does not concern you! Now MOVE!
Craig punches her
Craig:
But it DOES concern me! Do NOT fucking discriminate gay people in front of me! I don't care if you're a guy or girl I will hurt you!
Tweek:
I second that!
Butters: *Helping Kyle to his feet*
It doesn't matter if we're NOT gay! Our friends are and we're supportive of their choices.
Stan:
You mess with one of us; you mess with ALL of us!
Kyle:
So just get out of here, bitch. Not everything revolves around you JUST because I am dating your ex boyfriend.
Heidi screams and lunges at Cartman, grabbing his arm and pulling him out of his wheelchair. Then she repeatedly starts kicking him.
Stan: *Pulls her off and throws her to the ground*
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HE IS HANDICAPPED AND IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR! YOU DO NOT ATTACK A HANDICAPPED PERSON UNDER ANY CIRUMSTANCES! HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
Heidi just stares at Stan in anger. Then gets up, and storms away.
Kyle:
CARTMAN!
He runs to his boyfriend's side and helps him into his chair with Tweek's help. Everyone else runs over to see if he's alright.
Kyle:
Are you okay?
Cartman:
I'm fine, just winded.
Tweek:
AH! I'm so pissed I can scream!
Craig:
Why did you ever date her, dude?
Cartman:
She used to be the sweetest thing ever. She was there for me when you guys broke all my stuff, and I was there for her when she threw her phone off the bridge. Then she gained weight and suddenly the world revolved around her.
Stan:
What about you, Kyle? You okay?
Kyle:
I landed on my broken arm, so it hurt, but I'll be fine.
Cartman takes Kyle's hand
Cartman:
I am so sorry Kyle. If I'd of known she would react like that-
Kyle: *smiles*
It's alright Cartman. I'm fine, really.
It was at that moment when a sharp pain came from his arm. He grabbed it and keeled over in agony
Kyle:
AUGH! NOT FINE, NOT FINE, NOT FI- OW!
Cartman:
Kyle?
Kyle:
I think I need a hospital, something is seriously wrong! It didn't even hurt this much when I first broke it!
Stan:
MR. MACKEY! HE'S REALLY HURT! HELP!
Mr. Mackey enters
Mr. Mackey:
What's going on here, m'kay?
Cartman:
There is something wrong with him, Mr. Mackey. Please help him.
Mr. Mackey:
You both look hurt, m'kay. Can any of you tell me what happened here?
Stan:
It was Heidi. She yelled Cartman because he's dating Kyle now. Kyle stepped in between the two and she pushed him down which caused him to land on his broken arm. We all stepped in to defend both of them but then she went berserk and attacked Cartman. She pulled him out of his wheelchair and beat the absolute shit out of him. I pulled her off of him and told her off, and then she stormed away.
Mr. Mackey:
M'kay. That sounds like you are all choosing sides, and didn't bother hearing her out.
Tweek:
Hear her out? Hear her OUT!? She flat-out called Cartman a gay wad. And she attacked Kyle for taking Cartman from her. We weren't choosing sides, we were defending the victims. All Heidi cares about is if it involves her, she's the immediate victim. She isn't even dating him anymore!
Craig:
Yeah, last I checked, she dumped him. So why should she care about who he's dating? Besides, there are *looks at Heidi who's out in the field* SOME PEOPLE who take insults about gay people SERIOUSLY
Heidi rolls her eyes and gives Craig the finger.
Craig: *quietly*
What a bitch.
Mr. Mackey:
Well, let's get Kyle inside m'kay. I'll get the principal to call an ambulance.
-End scene-
