a/n: Hello lovelies! Please bear with me on the formatting of this one! Think of it as a conversation happening in real time, if you happen to wonder why times are listed in some places and not in others.


"Howl's Love Advice"

Chapter 9: Long Story

Missed Call from: Cal

Today 8:57 AM

Cal: hey pick up your phone howl

goldenboy: Can't. On a date. :)

Cal: at 9am? ain't you supposed to be working?

goldenboy: Skipping. ;-) The ol' hag is on the hunt...

Cal: hate to be you

goldenboy: yeah. This girl is so worth it though.

goldenboy: She's cute! Cheesed off at me though...

Cal: ain't everyone?

(Cal is typing)

Cal: wherere your keys again

Today 9:05 AM

Cal: are they in the back

Today 9:08 AM

Cal: hey

Missed Call from: Cal

Today 9:09 AM

Cal: HOWL I'm lookin sketch outside your place what are you doing?!

Cal: nevermind don't wanna know

Today 9:12 AM

goldenboy: under the frying pan birdbath. DELETE THIS TEXT

goldenboy: We're in the air ducts escaping. Long story. It's cold.

Cal: weirdo

Cal: lol found a stalker in your lvng room...

Cal: jk. see ya later if you live. No guarantees on your food safety

goldenboy: Touch my bacon and you're dead.

Cal: :P