9th day. Watch out for the strange, the bizarre, and the terminally insane.

This is definitely AU.


DAILY CONVERSATIONS


"So...what now?"

"I don't know."

"Hey, it's your fault, so fix it!"

"I don't know how. I'm not a mechanic."

"Well, I'm not an mechanic either."

"That's a pity."

"No, you know what's a pity? You!"

"That's very nice of you."

"I know. You do realize that if we can't repair the ship, we're basically sunk, right?"

"Technically, it's impossible to sink when there's no gravity."

"That's not at all reassuring."

"Why?"

"There's no oxygen either."

"Oh. That might be a problem."

"This is so ridiculous. I'm going to die because my coworker spilled his yogurt."

"Which is a shame. That was some good yogurt."

"...Kouji?"

"Yes?"

"Shut up."