We all know that the FMA characters need to take a long vacation. A vacation from themselves, really. So, I sort of gave them one. Hey, it's fun for some of them.

When in doubt, blame Greed is what I always say. And I blame him for this.

Yup, Gluttony/Riza should be made as illegal as a fat geisha riding a bull.

… wait a minute… HA! I've finally found the perfect girl for Gluttony!

Disclaimer: Chibi-san and company belong exclusively to Hiromu Arakawa and anyone else who legally makes money off of them… now that just sounds wrong. I couldn't possibly own the song because it came even before my parents' time. The only OC belongs to me, as well as this plot on crack, which is definitely what I was on when I wrote this.

Surely Envy wouldn't take advantage of- oh… oh my god, Winry, run!

Beware the melodramatic drivel. I'm entitled, entitled I say!

Love Potion Number Nine

Chapter 8 "Temptation"

"Riza?" Roy called as he and Sloth looked around the area outside of the black, metal gate to Dante's mansion.

Riza had run off once again when Gluttony had returned to present her with a gift of his own preference. That gift being the live, and still pulsing heart of wild boar, also to his likeness. Now she was nowhere to be found.

They both arrived at a clearing just in time to see Gluttony chasing Riza near the gates to Dante's mansion.

"GET- AWAY- YOU- DISGUSTING- THING!!" Riza yelled as she kept trying to avoid the gargantuan arms of Gluttony.

"AWWWW, you're so sweet, Riza-chan!" Gluttony abruptly leaped forward and glomped onto Riza, knocking her right over. "Ah, Riza-chan. Your breasts feel like a sheep's rotten spleen." Gluttony slipped down to her waist and Roy tackled them both, trying to get the love-besotted, tank off of his beloved!

"GET OFF!" Roy was tugging on Gluttony's stumpy legs.

"NO! SHE'S MINE!" Gluttony yelled as he clamped harder onto Riza.

"OW!" Riza howled, still attempting to bat Gluttony off of her.

"MINE!" Gluttony still hung on for dear life as Roy kept pulling and tugging and-

Finally!

"AAAHHH!!" Riza jerked the offending Gluttony off of her chest, sending him rolling like a ball of doe onto a waiting Roy, who punched him in the face, where he landed on the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust. What Gluttony DID manage to nab from Riza however, was a piece of her blue uniform skirt, which he nuzzled clumsily against the side of his face.

After a moment of that, Gluttony's eyes narrowed evilly as he sat up, foaming at the mouth. "That's it, you meanie… you've made Gluttony MAD! You don't want Gluttony mad!"

"Bring it on!" Roy grinned and motioned for him to do just that.

As Gluttony charged at him, something caught his eye in his peripheral vision. One of his onyx eyes slid down to his hand. Why was he wearing those white gloves with such a weird symbol, anyway? He lifted up his hand, and stared at it, having the irresistible urge to snap his fingers. So he did just that. A tiny spark illuminated, and he grinned. Any carnivorous animals that might be in this forest were going to have roasted pig tonight!

Placing his other hand in his pocket, a smug expression took over as he snapped his fingers in Gluttony's direction.

"EEE!" Gluttony dodged the flame thrower.

Riza frowned. Had she just been screaming? What a pathetically weak and childish thing to do! Wait, that disgusting homunculus was still trying to harm her man!! Infuriated, she dipped her hand down into her holsters and pulled out both of her shotguns before firing away at the newly created, artificial target.

Back at the clearing where it all started, Izumi stood with her arms crossed as she stared intently out towards where the screams were coming from while Abi was lazily sitting cross-legged on the ground.

The sound of a dog barking came faintly in the distance, and they both turned, wondering what a dog was doing out in the middle of nowhere at this time of night. The barking grew louder as three other figures came into sight.

"IZUMI-SAN!" Someone from the small group called out.

Izumi arched a brow. "… Mason?"

Shooting out ahead of them was Den, followed by Sig, Mason, and…

"Pinako?" Izumi stated more in desbelief than a question. "What are you doing here in Dublith? Especially at this time of night."

"Uh- I can answer that!" Mason piped up, sweating bullets. "You see, Winry-san's grandmother called to make sure that she had arrived safely… and that was about the time when you found out that she wasn't in her room…"

"… and?" Izumi pushed, tilting her head up as she shifted her eyes down at him.

He gulped, fearful for his physical and mental health around the strict, and slightly scary woman. "W- well, I PANICKED! You went off looking for her and the Elric brothers, but didn't return, and I didn't know what to do!"

Sig shook his head disapprovingly.

Pinako took a long drag from her pipe. "Izumi…" She walked up to her while Den was continually sniffing the area, whining every so often. "Where is my granddaughter? What about Edward and Alphonse?"

Izumi looked at her for a moment before sighing heavily and stepping aside so the old woman could see, motioning towards the clearing.

Pinako squinted passed her, and her pipe fell right out of her mouth. Mason also turned to see and his eyes bugged right out of his head. "W- wh- what the-?" He shook his head back and forth. He had to be seeing things. "Are they stoned or something?" He asked.

Sig looked over at Izumi.

"… you could say that." She shrugged.

"How did this happen?" Pinako bent down and picked up her pipe, wiping it off on her apron before popping it back into her mouth.

Izumi sighed again. "It's a long story."

"I've got no place to be-"

"SHHHH!" Everyone looked down at the old enchantress tapping her foot in irritation. "Do you people ever shut up?" She grinned mischievously, rubbing her withered hands together. "This is gonna be great!"

Izumi shot her an icy glare and she immediately shut up, while Mason jumped behind Sig.

Abi huffed. "Well, it's true! From what I've seen, everyone here accept for the blonde girl with the ocean, blue eyes and probably the hulking, suit of armour are extremely violent individuals. It'll come down to destroying the place before their brains actually click back to reality."

Pinako raised an eyebrow at her lazy form on the ground. "Who the heck is this odd character?"

"Humph! I am none other than-"

"She's no one important." Izumi cut in.

Abi fell on her side.

Den's ears perked up as he continued sniffing around before halting at the centre of a certain pathway, gazing out into the distance. Pinako glanced over at him. "What is it, old boy?" Den whined again and started barking.

Izumi turned as well. "That's where Alphonse said Winry-san was when…" Well, she couldn't exactly tell Winry's grandmother that, now could she?

"Hmm? He's probably searching for his Mistress." Abi yawned curtly.

Pinako's eyebrows scrunched together. "What do you-"

"GET AWAY FROM HIM!" The sound of a girl screeching at the top of her lungs, who was pinned high up in a tree, brought everyone's attention back to the mayhem laid out in front of them.

"OH, EDOOOO?" Greed called out, as he skipped through the area. "I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing!"

Ed was perched high in a tree, panting hard while Greed hadn't even broken a sweat! Figures.

"Heh heh heh." Greed clapped his hands together merrily, and licked his chops like a mutt. "I just love it when you play hard to get, Edo-darling." He grinned upwards towards the trees.

"Grrr…" Ed gritted his teeth. He gripped harder onto the branch, snapping a few small twigs.

"OoOoh! I can hear you!" Greed stopped where he was and looked upwards. "Now be a GOOD, little alchemist, and your life partner will reward you!" Which of course was his idea of a bribe.

"Screw you!" Ed spat.

"Is that a threat or a promise, Eddie-kins?" Greed finally spotted where Ed was crouched up on a thick branch while holding up two branches in front of his face, pretending to be invisible.

"Leave me alone!" Ed shouted. "I'm in love with Lyra!"

"Pfft… how can you be in love with a woman… anyone or anything who doesn't have access to the 'equipment' twenty-four hours a day?"

"THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Ed gagged and almost lost his balance.

Greed crossed his arms and pouted. "You DON'T mean that, my most precious, little, Edo-dear! You KNOW that sodomy is the right way to go!"

"SHUT THE &#?& UP ALREADY, JACKASS!"

Greed paused before gushing over. "Oh, sweet, naïve one. You have NO idea how accurate that name is for me, do you?"

"… … … EYUUUUCCCKKKK!!!"

Greed looked at the tree, trying to think of some way to get his precious golden boy safely out of it when an idea hit him. Sure, as a homunculus, he was strong, but HE was the…

Something visibly clicked in his head. He was the Ultimate Shield!

He grinned up Ed. "I'm going to get you, and all your pretty golden hair too!" Then his body mutated, and shifted to his impenetrable form, tearing his shirt. "Don't I look even sexier now?"

Ed scoffed. "You're uglier than before!"

"Oh! You'll hurt my feelings!" Then he latched onto the tree and began to shake it, sending Ed crashing to the ground before morphing back to his, more or less, normal self. "You're back, Edo-sweetie!"

"Quit messing with my name!"

"That's not all I want to mess with…" Then Greed suddenly pounced on the fallen boy and glomped him.

"GAH!" Ed screamed in terror as Greed tried to French kiss him.

"Ooooh, I like them when they're feisty." Greed giggled.

"Itaaaaiiii!" Ed managed to boot him in the stomach and bolted from Greed's embrace. He had to get back to his beloved Lyra!

As Ed was running with Greed close on his tail, something dawned on him. While he was being chased down by some lunatic, why wasn't he doing something to defend himself? Weird.

Ed shook his head back and forth a few times before spinning around. He clapped his hands together before slamming them into the ground, causing some underground roots to shoot up and form a cage around Greed, imprisoning him for at least a short time.

"Oh, look!" Abi pointed from her spot on the sidelines. "It's started already!"

Wrath had finally retracted his arm and Lyra fell forward, landing on the ground hard on her rear, but with all the layers of her dress, she was in no worse shape than anyone else.

"LYRA, MY SWEET!" Ed cried out, rushing over to her with open arms.

"EDO-KUN!" Lyra opened up her arms as Ed flew into her embrace.

They vaguely heard the sound of snapping twigs as Greed broke out of his prison. "Okay, Eddie-boy… the chase is over!" Greed was suddenly behind him, and given the current situation, not a very safe place to be.

"Edo… I love you even though you defeated me in battle when you were twelve…" Lyra ignored Greed's presence entirely.

"And I love you for being such a formidable foe…" Ed murmured.

The homunculus behind them let out a very frustrated grunt. "Cut it out! I'm Greed! The man who struts around in a vest with a furry collar, remember?!" Greed placed his hands on his hips and tapped his foot impatiently.

SIGH!

Ed and Lyra were staring at each other intently, lost in the love that they felt.

Greed shrugged. Okay, he tried to be nice! He was not adverse to group activities, and if it meant that he would be with his Edward goldy-locks… with an abruptness that shocked both Lyra and Ed, Greed fell upon them like a ravaging animal.

"Bwahahaa!" He laughed. "Greed wins! Get ready for wild homunculus-orgy love, my little golden-boy of love! Which has turned out to be the best kind!"

"EEEYYYAAAHHH!!!" Ed and Lyra both screamed in terror.

Ed took to action of fighting for his virtue, and wound up using Lyra as a sort of shield. Greed was grinning evilly as he was systematically trying to rip Ed's overcoat away from him, already having ripped off a few pieces. "YOU BASTARD!" Ed hollered. "THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE COAT!"

Greed cackled. "And there's more to come! Er… go…" So far the evil homunculus was trying to get at his chest, but ended up grabbing Lyra's front instead, ripping it down the middle.

"Aiiiee!" Lyra was coherent enough to cover herself although Ed was gazing at her with a certain glaze to his eyes.

"Ewww… nothing to see…" Greed grimaced. "Resistance is futile, Edward!"

"Why- you!" Lyra flushed and lashed out with her leg, kneeing Greed between his legs.

"Owwwwwwww! SON OF A-! &#$& and #$&#, &#$#!!" Greed's eyes crossed and his face turned blue as he slumped on both Ed and Lyra. "Mama, I don't wanna go to school today…"

Lust had a weird feeling come over her and felt like there was more she could be doing to protect her beloved Al from the murderous intents of Scar and Wrath.

She lifted her hand, stretched out her fingers and…

WFFF!

Her fingers went jetting forward and punctured the ground near Wrath's feet. "HEY!" He shouted, but then sobered when he realized who he was yelling at. "Oh, baby don't hurt me… don't hurt me… no more!" He sang really loud, going horribly off-key at the end.

Lust placed one hand on Al's chest plate and drew back her fingers, prepared to strike again. "Stay behind me, dearest."

Al just sighed. He had given up on the logic of this a long time ago. Then Scar came forward raising his right arm, and Al started shaking like a kettle at its boiling point. 'Oh, boy! Oh, boy! The arm of destruction! The arm of destruction! I don't want to be sent to a junk yard!!!'

Wrath got a devilish grin and took a flying leap at Al and Lust. Lust stumbled on her heels and fell forward, but Scar rushed forward and caught her before she hit the ground.

"TIN CAN!" Wrath screeched, trying to cause more dents in his armour. "Stay AWAY from Lust or I'll steal your oil can!"

Al paused. "… I don't have an oil can…"

Wrath stopped slashing at him momentarily. "You don't? Then how come you don't rust?"

"… I don't know…"

"… … … WHATEVER!!" Wrath shook his head back and forth, the small bit of intellectual thinking causing a shock to his system. "You don't have what it takes to support a girl like Lust! Unlike her Wrathy."

"I. DON'T. WANT. TO. What is so difficult about this?!"

Wrath scoffed. "Oh, so she's not GOOD enough for you?!" He shook his fist at him. "Why would she want you anyway? You're not even a man!"

Al looked at him. "Well… I am older than you, Wrath…"

Wrath started throwing a hissy fit. "YOU'RE STILL NOT A MAN! If you were then you'd have hair growing all over your you know what!"

"WHAT?!"

Wrath paused, his finger going limp. "UGH! YOU IDIOT! I meant on your armpits!"

"… ohhhh."

Lust glared up at Scar as he towered over her. "Stay away from me, scarred-man. Alphonse is the one I love."

Scar took a step forward and Lust stepped back. "What you said before was right. I've never been able to kill you…"

"What are you talking about?" Lust took another step back and Scar advanced.

"There was a time when I looked at you as the reflection of someone else, but…" He took yet another step forward. "Not anymore. You are your own being."

Lust took another step back and found herself up against a tree.

"So…" His eyes narrowed, red eyes blazing with determination. "I don't care WHAT you think of me…" Lust leaned further against the tree. "Only I can protect you!" He shot forward and firmly embraced her against the tree, pressing her lush, curvy body against his hard chest.

"UGH!" Lust pushed against his chest, trying to wiggle free. "LET. ME. GO!" But he wouldn't. He placed one of his hands into her thick hair and pushed her gently against his chest.

"See?" Abi stated from the centre of the group. "In this particular case. Destruction is a good thing!"

The group looked on as various amounts of tussling, groping, and cussing could be heard all in that one area. However, now there were the sounds of gunshots, alchemical shock waves, and various trees were being set ablaze.

Roy was repeatedly snapping at Gluttony with both hands as Gluttony flopped about. He dodged one of the bullets Riza shot at him, and the missile continued onward and struck Wrath in the shoulder.

"ACKKKK!" Wrath screeched bloody murder, even though he actually couldn't feel any pain. He was definitely the major of melodrama.

Ed was squirming like mad with the added weights of Lyra and Greed, who still hadn't woken up. Out of desperation, he threw his tiny canister of oil at Greed's head, but ended up missing.

So the canister went free-flying through the air and ended up smacking Sloth on the crown of her head, and cracked open. The slippery, black substance then dripped down her face, working itself into her water-based body.

Gluttony charged at Roy, clumsily dodging his bursts of fire and abruptly knocked the Flame Alchemist clean off his feet, redirecting one of his flames in another direction.

The other direction meaning towards Sloth who was pretty much a walking fuse by now.

"AAAHHHHH!! I'm on fire! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" She screamed to no one in particular while running around and ended up tripping over her own absurdly long, evening gown and fell onto her stomach.

"SO AM I!" Gluttony leered, smacking his big fists together in triumph. "RIZA-CHAN! Let me tell you that this poor lost Gluttony LOVES YOU!"

Riza narrowed her eyes and shot him point blank in between the eyes.

Roy sniffed the air. Uh oh, he smelt smoke. Roy raced to where the smoke was coming from and saw Sloth on fire!

"MY LAZY LOVER!" Roy sailed across the field and in a swashbuckling fashion, freed Sloth from her suffering by trying to put out the flames… with his feet. Since given the time period, the idea of 'stop, drop, and roll' hadn't been invented quite yet.

"Ow! Oh! Ow! Eee!" Sloth squeaked as Roy did an impromptu dance all over her. When he was done, she raised her head, which had black soot on it.

"Argh…" Sloth's eyes crossed before she fainted. Fortunately for her, other than that, she was none the worse for wear.

"Oh my poor, Slothy…" Roy murmured softly as he crouched down and held his smoky, love-homunculus in his arms.

She coughed a few times as she came to after just a few minutes. "Ich… bleah…" She looked up at him and weakly smiled. "Oh, Roy-kun. I love you even though you stomped all over me."

"What an unfortunate series of events." Abi clicked her tongue a couple of times, shaking her head at the odd bunch. "Well… this certainly brings a new meaning to the phrase love hurts."

Everyone around her sighed.

"You know something, Win-chan. Honey is not alcohol."

"I KNOW THAT!" Winry huffed, crossing her arms over her breasts. 'Who knows? Maybe it is! This is a place where weird sorts of alchemy happen, right? All I want is just enough to get me through this… PLEASE!'

Winry was walking along the shore of the lake with Envy following only a few steps behind her, quite enjoying the way her hips innocently swayed with each of her steps.

She finally stopped, and twisted on her heel, lightly swaying in place as she gazed out at the water, and the trail the moon made on its surface. Envy stopped as well, but stood a few inches behind her. "So tell me, Envy-sama… how did you know about this place?"

Envy shifted his eyes away from her silky hair and gazed out at the lake. "Even someone like me needs a place of solitude at times…" He had the feeling deep inside that he should shut the hell up already, but he couldn't around her.

"… it must get lonely…" She stated quietly, still with her back to him.

Envy shrugged. "Ah, ya get used to it. The others have their groups, though I'm the one stuck doing all the dirty work." Wasn't there a time when he actually took pleasure in that sole factor? Weird.

'He's an outcast… just like…' Winry kept her gaze fixated calmly on the lake's surface. The breeze worked its way into her loose hair, blowing it melodically. She hadn't bothered to put it back up, knowing perfectly well that Envy would just find new, creative ways to pull it back out.

Envy was reaching out to touch her long, shiny hair when she shifted out of reach, unbeknownst to the whole account.

… &$&#!!

Literally and figuratively. He really, really wanted to.

Winry folded her hands behind her back, blocking his view. "Homunculi… they're created from failed human transmutations, so… I wonder who you were…"

He smirked, although she couldn't see it. She would never believe him if he told her. Especially about the technical blood-ties, which just at the thought made him want to vomit his guts out.

Envy turned a mischievous expression on her. Casually, he nudged her, watching with unusual satisfaction as she toppled over into the lake with a surprised, flustered shriek.

Oi. What was he? Five years old?

Grinning wickedly, he waited for her to surface. And surface she did- incredibly wet and dangerous.

"I am SO going to smack you with my fist!" She bristled.

Envy was laughing wildly before he could be persuaded otherwise. By the time he'd forced himself to calm down, Winry was already sniffling fretfully.

"Help me out, Envy-sama." she pleaded innocently, reaching out for him like a child. Envy narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

"You realize, of course, that I'm not about to fall for-" Here, Winry whimpered miserably, and something deep inside Envy's chest brutally protested his uncouth, abject behaviour.

"Fine!" He huffed, squatting down and extending his arm towards her. "Here, grab a hold of my ha-"

Splash!

Winry let out a tiny yelp of pure, absolute glee, sticking her hand in the air as if to claim her victory. She gave a proud huff of triumph, bouncing where she stood, soaked, happy and contagious. "And that, my humble audience, is why you shouldn't challenge the master!"

Envy glowered, wading his way over to her. That was uncalled for! Unless… "Is this your subtle way of inviting me to go skinny dipping with you, Win-chan?" A smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth. "Because if so…" He reached below the surface and tugged on his skort-thingy.

"EEK! NO!" She brought her hand around and splashed water in his face. "I would never-"

"Never?" Envy inquired. "Not even for a little while?"

"No, it's… weird." She swam away from him towards the shore, and tried to pull herself up. Envy watched her squirm and claw at the water with a particular interest. What she didn't realize is with her pants soaking wet, they were now practically transparent and hugging her generous curves quite nicely.

"Let me help you, Win." He mumbled playfully, dipping into the water. Slowly, he wrapped his arms around her waist and lifted her up until she could get a good grip on ledge. Although he'd sort of… 'forgotten' to let go, but she didn't seem to be protesting at the moment.

Winry was exhausted by now, she hadn't slept at all on the train to Dublith. She had been planning to take a nap after she'd unpacked, of which Envy had conveniently interrupted.

"Climb up." He coaxed, loosening his grip. Winry nodded slightly, and very, very quietly slid to his back as he wrapped his arms around her slender legs. What was it that humans called this particular position? A 'piggyback?'

Envy could feel her heartbeat through his drenched tights- which were even more peculiarly tight- then even more so as she slumped against his back, arms slipping around his neck.

Everything was so incredibly slippery, wet, and warm that he actually stumbled a bit. So much for him being so surefooted. Then, as her fingers accidentally brushed across his chest, Envy- who'd never been able to resist such temptation with this human girl so far- took a deliberate step forward, which promptly caused her to bounce against him, and press her dainty-

Winry could feel him shifting and rolled her eyes. Saying that Envy was horny was one hell of an understatement. Maybe he should find a tree to relieve his problem.

"Ya know…" He started all of a sudden. "Our kids will really be something else."

"WHAT?!" Winry cuffed him, but he didn't even flinch.

"It's true." His grin widened, though she had a hunch he was doing so. It seemed like that's all he did half the time. "They'll be set up with two very different features that contrast quite nicely. They'll be sweet and selfless like you, but still have A LOT of spunk behind them, and a regular little mischief-maker. What else… mmm, they'll be strong, and have partial immortal life, while still being half-human…" He turned his head, grinning slyly at her. "Talk about the unexpected, hmmm, saucy pants?" His tongue was soon out, tracing slowly and seductively around his lips.

The look on her face was truly comical. "Woah, hold on there…" She tried to wiggle away from him, but he tightened his grip. "You're getting WAY ahead of yourse-"

He turned his head back around and laughed. "Not to mention that they'll be the product of my magnificent se-"

"EEEWWWWWWW!!!"

He stopped suddenly. "What?" He seriously had no clue.

Winry scoffed, tilting her head to one side. "You're picking on the wrong girl, Envy-sama." She added with a hint of amusement. "Even if I wanted to ruin my life- erm, I mean have a child, I couldn't."

Blink.

"Why?" Was she sterile? Guess these future generations didn't know how to reproduce properly…

As if he was one to talk.

"Because…" She started as Envy bent down and let her climb off. "Teen pregnancy isn't exactly smiled upon these days. Besides, I'm a working girl and I need to be there to support Ed and Al whenever they need me. If they need me…" She trailed off.

Ah, yes. God forbid that the Fullmetal pipsqueak should be inconvenienced.

Was this girl that silly and naïve? Just WHO was it that he envied, damn it!

Envy growled, startling her into taking a few steps back. "You care way too much for the midget and the tin can." He spat.

"Well, of course I do!" She yelled, balling up her fists. "They've been my best friends since childhood! They've been through so much and need at least something to come back to!" Why was she stupidly revealing everything to the enemy anyway?

"I DON'T CARE!" He screamed, startling her again. "Don't you see?!" He asked, taking a few quick steps towards her, cornering her against a tree. "They don't deserve what you do for them!" He slammed his hands against the tree on either side of her.

For some reason, she didn't find him half as intimidating. 'Sheesh, bipolar much? So much for being civil…' Winry slipped under his arms and backed away from him. "Look, buddy. I don't know what the hell your problem is, but- ICK!"

In milliseconds flat, Envy was in front of her, that odd look about him again. Before she could smack him again with her wrench, he pulled her into him.

Winry's eyes widened as he leaned his head against hers, it was then that she realized how inhumanly cold he was. 'It doesn't make any sense… he has everything else: blood, internal organs… a physical heart. Yet his body is as cold as ice…'

He pulled her tighter into him, but she was too caught up in her musings to notice or even be disgusted. 'No soul, and no emotions…' Winry shuddered as he seemed to be holding onto her like she was the only thing binding him to that world. 'What must it be like to live… like that.' Of course from her perspective, it was unheard of, as she was always bubbling over with emotions. A real emotional roller coaster, she would freely admit at times. So, she couldn't even stand to see someone like him, live like that.

Hesitantly, she raised her hands and placed them on his sides, sliding them in a feather-like motion to rest on his back.

Envy drew back far enough to cover her mouth in a sweet, chaste kiss. And for once, he actually didn't feel like touching her fun areas… for a second or two.

As for her, she was going to cream whomever turned everyone into a bunch of lovesick idiots in heat.

Just as the moon reached its pinnacle in the night sky.


Salina: Oh, I'm gonna puke. See? Melodramaic AND sentimental drivel. Two for the price of one! You can all blame my muse for this…

Tashi: Awwwwwwww… (and so on, and so forth). They're so cute and cuddly!

The Plot: YESHHH! It's almost finished! Done for! La la laaa.