Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

This chapter was FUN to write. I especially like the end ;) Totally!!

-Hayle


-Ilikebananas has entered the chatroom-

-stupidlamb has entered the chatroom-

Ilikebananas:-turns iPod on- -sings-

Ilikebananas: Your way too beauifulllll girl

Stupidlamb: I know I'm gorgeous

Ilikebananas: That's why it will never work

Stupidlamb: There was never an 'it" between us. But if you're suggesting I come over tonight… ;)

Ilikebananas: You've got me suicidal, suicidal

Stupidlamb: You say that like it's a bad thing

Ilikebananas: when you say its over

Stupidlamb: Mike, there was never anything going on between us. But if you're suggesting… ;) Just don't tell Edward.

-stupidlamb leaves the chatroom-

-ilikebananas leaves the chatroom-

-mannlyman enters the chatroom-

-ihatewolfshapeshifters has entered the chatroom-

Mannlyman: -TURNS IpOD ON-

Mannlyman: What you gon' do with all that junk?

Mannlyman: All that junk inside your trunk?

Ihatewolfshapeshifters: Did you just call me FAT!!

Mannlyman: I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

ihatewolfshapeshifters: Thats impossible stupid...

Mannlyman:Get you love drunk off my hump.

Ihatewolfshapeshifters: Emmett, we have been through this. You don't have a hump. Well, it's pathetic sized...

Mannlyman: My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

ihatewolfshapeshifters: We did last night. Remember. How come you don't remember these things?! Are you mental. Well you are but... Oh what ev! I'm insulted!!

Ihatewolfshapeshifters: I'm outta here.

Mannlyman: ROSEY! NO!!1

-ihatewolfshapeshifters has left the chatroom-

-mannlyman has left the chatroom-

-moodyguy has entered the chatroom-

-ihaztehvizion has entered the chatroom-

moodyguy: I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes

ihaztehvizion: to do what?

moodyguy: I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes

ihaztehvizion: You just said that.

moodyguy: I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes

ihaztehvizion: I get it, your outta time.

moodyguy: I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes

ihaztehvizion: Are you broken or something?

moodyguy: I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes

ihaztehvizion: when does it end?

moodyguy: I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes

ihaztehvizion: God help me.

moodyguy: I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes

ihaztehvizion: SHUT UP!

moodyguy: I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes

ihaztehvizion: GAHHHHHHH! WHATEVER JASPER!

-ihaztehvizion has left the chatroom-

moodyguy: Come on
Yeah
Break down
Come on

-moodyguy leaves the chatroom-

-stupidlamb has entered the chatroom-

-pillowbiter has entered the chatroom-

pillowbiter: I kissed a girl and I liked it

stupidlamb: That girl better have been me!

Pillowbiter: The taste of her cherry chap stick

Stupidlamb: -GASP-! I don't wear Cherry Chapstick. Only when Alice makes me... -DOUBLE GASP-! YOU KISSED ALICE??

Pillowbiter: I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

Stupidlamb: WHAT BOYFREIND?? -TRIPLE GASP- IS IT MIKE! PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT MIKE. -prays-

Pillowbiter: It felt so wrong

stupidlamb: Good!

Pillowbiter: It felt so right

Stupidlamb: GASP!

Pillowbiter: Don't mean I'm in love tonight

Stupidlamb: YOU... DON'T... LOVE... ME?!

Pillowbiter: I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it

Stupidlamb: WHAT GIRL DID YOU KISS!!

Pillowbiter: I kissed Hayle.

Stupidlamb: HAYLE? WHO'S HAYLE?!

Pillowbiter: No one ;)

-pillowbiter leaves chatroom-

stupidlamb: This never happened.

-stupidlamb leaves chatroom-


A/N: Like it huh? By the way Bella, haha. Haha.

-Hayle