Hey, people, this is chapter nine, hopefully, its good, ut that's for you to judge...

Chapter Nine

Unconventional Killing

January 15th, 2017

Ash's House

Pallet Town

Universe E-1012

Harv looked over the blueprints. It looked fairly complicated, but Harv understood it. He had to. He was the one who drafted them. He sat in his desk chair, sweat coming off his forehead. He didn't have a shirt on, and even in the depth of winter, it was sweltering inside the room he was in. He was trying to work out how he would build his invention that was on his blueprints. Luke walked into the room and put a mug of tea onto the desk.

"Is it ready yet?" Luke asked.

"If only that were true," Harv said, taking a sip of the tea.

Luke turned on the fan at the end of the room onto the maximum setting and slumped into an armchair at the end of the room.

"Do you need help?" Luke asked.

"Yes, I need you t-"

Harv paused.

"What?" Luke asked, looking suspicious.

"I solved it," Harv said.

"Solved what?" Luke questioned.

"I realized what part I can use as the core," Harv said.

"So we can get back?" Luke asked, excited.

"I think so," Harv said.

Harv and Luke went downstairs to Ash and his mom. They were sitting by a heater, covered in blankets, trying to get warm.

"Did I walk into a room with a mini sun earlier?" Harv asked.

"What?" Ash said.

"The room I was in was so hot," Harv said, slumping onto a sofa.

"Really?" Ash asked.

"Yup," Harv said.

"Why did you come down?" Ash asked.

"To show you the blueprints," Harv replied.

"What are they about?" Ash's mom asked.

"The machine to allow us to leave," Harv said casually.

Ash paused.

"You-'re y-ou're leaving?" Ash questioned.

"I can't stay here forever, can I?" Harv said.

"So what is it?" Ash's mom asked.

"It's a teleporter that can break open the rift we arrived in, and allow us to get back, and then the teleporter we built in this universe will automatically shut down, and then you can disassemble it and sell the parts for a high price, thus getting you about 250,000 Pokedollars," Harv explained.

Ash's mom looked happy at this, but Ash looked sad, as his friends would leave him soon.

"So how long will it take to build this?" Ash asked.

"Possibly about 5-6 months, because I'll have to secure all the parts, and assemble the thing," Harv explained, walking over to the fridge and opening it, in order to feel the cold air emitted by it.

"So, when will you start this?" Ash questioned.

"As soon as we secure the parts," Luke said.

Ash looked down at the floor, clearly sad. Nobody saw this, and Harv walked up the stairs, followed by Luke.

Everyone soon walked up the stairs and went to bed. Everybody soon fell asleep, but Harv couldn't. He had little connection with his world, and didn't want to leave the place he was in, but knew he had to. As he started to fall asleep, he realized that his days in this universe were numbered and that he would have to leave.

June 5th, 2017

It was ready. After months of building this damn machine. They had succeeded. They were ready to leave.

"Well, I guess we'll go tomorrow," Harv said to Ash and Serena.

They both looked sad and walked inside. Harv and Luke started to make sure it was actually working. They stepped out and activated it. The noise it made was deafening. It was a machine you stepped in, and lighting came from the top and in a burst of blue light, they would be gone. The lightning hit the teleporter floor and made a very loud noise. Ash and Serena ran out again, thinking the6y had indeed left but they hadn't and had only tested if it was operational.

Serena and Ash sighed and went back inside.

"Well, it works," Luke said, and he also walked into the house.

"Yup," Harv said to himself, and he finally walked inside, and slumped onto a chair.

The next day

It was an early start for everyone in the household. Everyone got up early just to see Harv and Luke leave, and return to their own universe.

"Well, I guess we'll leave then," Harv said, pressing a bunch of buttons on a keyboard, and pressed one big red button on a console.

Luke then lifted up levers on a console, and he stood in the teleporter. Harv also stood in the teleporter and pressed a button on it.

"Well, we'll be going now," Harv said sadly.

"Wait!" Ash said.

"What?" Luke said.

"No homo, but – "

Ash hugged Luke and Harv.

"Okay," Harv said.

"Well, goodbye guys -"

WIZZZZZZZZZZZ!

The lightning hit the teleporter floor, and ran through the bottom of the teleporter, until there was a flash of blinding blue light inside the teleporter, and the duo was gone instantly. Ash and Serena looked sad and walked back inside. Delia also walked inside but looked less sad.

Area 51

Unknown, Nevada

Universe E- 0054

"Where are we?" Luke asked.

"Fuck if I know," Harv said.

The area they were in was a military base. The ground was sandy, and there were puddles in areas. There was a gate in the middle, with a blue machine in the middle, with three spinning, short cylinders in the middle. There was also stairs going up to a circular device, with a circular gate blocking the entry point. By this gate, there was a red drinks machine, and opposite it, there was a red gumball machine, with a glossy silver lion on the top. The area was bright, and above them was a high ledge blocked by a gate, leading to other areas.

"What is this place?" Luke asked again.

"I don't know, but this isn't our universe," Harv replied, looking around.

"Try and use your powers," Luke suggested.

Harv tried to use some powers, but he couldn't use anything.

"Nothing, this universe is blocking it," Harv said finally.

"Damn it, universal physics," Luke said.

"What are we gonna d-"

Beep!

In various places on the ground, dirt flew everywhere, and hands stuck out of the ground. A body rose out, until finally, a full body rose, and walked slowly towards the two.

"Shit! Zombie!" Luke said.

More walked towards them.

"Wait, we have a knife, 2 grenades, and a pistol," Luke said, pulling out a pistol from his belt.

Harv noticed this, and they both aimed at the zombies, hoping they would back down.

"Well, did we really think that would work?" Harv said, and the two opened fire. Loud bangs rang through the air, and the zombies dropped to the floor. They both reloaded. Harv looked at the side of the gun and saw it had the name MR6 written on the side.

BEEP!

All of a sudden, more zombies rose, and more came from the ledge. They were running fast, and they had massive numbers. Lightning hit the floor, and flaming dogs sprinted after them, forcing Harv and Luke to retreat.

"What the fu-"

Harv and Luke had no time to speak. They opened fire, and stabbed a dog in the head, causing it to explode. Luke eventually ran up to the staircase, while Harv hoarded the zombies around the cage. Luke saw the gumball machine. It had lights on the side, and on the clear glass dome, which held the colorful gumballs, said the words Gobblegum. He pressed a button, and the gumballs spun around, until one purple gumball flew straight up, and emerged from the glossy, silver lion mouth, and glowed. Luke picked it up and put it in his mouth. He automatically knew what it did.

"Dead of Nuclear Winter, spawns a Nuke power-up, killing all spawned zombies."

Harv was struggling with the zombies. There were constant beeps, and the zombies were getting stronger.

"A little help!" Harv shouted as the zombies backed him into a corner. As they grabbed onto him, ready to feast on his flesh and bone, Luke blew a bubble with the gumball.

The gumball caused a nuclear bomb to appear, surrounded by a flashing green glow. The bubble popped, and Luke ran into the nuke, causing it to disappear. There was a white flash, and all the zombies set alight, before all dropping dead, without their heads. Harv ran up to the gumball machine, and activated it, the gumballs started to spin, and one purple gumball rose. Harv grabbed it and ate it.

"Ephemeral Enhancement, Turns your current weapon into an upgraded weapon for 1 minute. Two activations."

"Harv held his pistol in his hand and blew a bubble. The gun glowed blue, until he had two pistols, with a circuit board camouflage applied on the gun. It was chrome, with red circuit board wires running all over it. He fired the gun, expecting it to be fully automatic, but to his surprise, it fired grenades, which turned the incoming zombies to nothing, as their body parts flew everywhere, showering the place with crimson blood. As the number of zombies increased and the retreated, they realized the cylinder gate wasn't there, and there was a teleporter pad on the floor, similar to theirs, without the top parts. They stood on it, and thunder rose around them. The zombies approached them, and almost surrounded them until there finally was a flash of blue light and they were gone. They were now in a futuristic base, with windows in places, boarded with barriers. They tried to look around, but couldn't. There wasn't any oxygen. They started to suffocate. Luke then noticed a spacesuit and pointed to it. They both put them on, and took a big breath of air, as the suit provided oxygen.

"P.E.S active. Artificial gravity and oxygen offline. Power offline. Reactivate power."

"They looked around and saw another gumball machine. They floated around the room, and Harv looked out the window.

"Holy shit," Harv said.

"What?" Luke said, using the gumball machine.

"We're on the damn moon," Harv said, and Luke turned around to face the window.

He was right. The gray surface of the moon was clearly visible, and the black sky full of stars was beautiful. The glowing jewel that was planet Earth was suspended beautifully in the sky. They both started out the window for a while, until groans were heard behind them. Zombies were breaking through the mini windows, and roaming around. There was also a zombie astronaut slowly walking around.

"Well, party times over," Luke chuckled, and he opened fire, and obliterated the zombies.

Harv's gun had returned to normal. While Luke was killing, Harv noticed a locked door and opened it. It leads down to a staircase, to outside.

Back inside the main room, Luke was using the gumball machine. He got a green gumball and ate it.

"Shopping Free, all purchases are free for one minute."

Luke activated it by blowing a bubble, and he made a mad dash to Harv's location and opened all the locked doors until he had opened every door he could find. He looked on a map, and where all the doors were, there was a blue light, indicating he had opened every door in the base. Harv sprinted to a switch, which indicated power. He flicked it, and a voice said, "Artificial gravity and oxygen activated. Excavators online."

Harv saw that there was a black pyramid in front of the switch. He also noticed another gumball machine. He used it and got a yellow gumball. He ate it and immediately found himself blowing it against his will.

"Perkaholic, all perks are given to you."

Harv instantly felt stronger, faster, and more precise. He charged around and found Luke standing on a big teleporter pad.

"Stand on this," He said, and Harv floated onto it, causing them to leave.

They were, once again, in Area 51. Harv ran to the blue machine, wondering what it did. Luke followed behind, with a device in hand. He pressed buttons near the machine, and soon after, the gates surrounding the machine closed. Harv used the machine, by putting in his pistol, and got the explosive pistols; he looked at the side and saw their name. Death and Taxes.

As the gates opened, and they sprinted back up to the teleporter, they saw a man in a Nazi uniform run onto the teleporter. He forced them on, and they were instantly on the moon.

"What the-"

"I'm here to help you get back, you're disturbing my plans, and I'm in a good enough mood to not slaughter you like pigs," He said in a German accent.

Harv and Luke were confused but followed the man. Zombies ran amok around them, but the man slew them lazily.

"We need to relink the teleporter in Area 51 to your one, but first, we need to hack a console," He explained.

"Who are you?" Harv asked.

"I am Doctor Edward Rictofen, Nazi scientist," He said, grabbing a hacker device from his pocket and hacking a panel.

After a while of Harv and Luke guarding Rictofen, he finally finished, and they sprinted to a biodome area.

"Get a gun," Rictofen said indicating a box with question marks on it.

First, Harv used the gumball machine and ate it quickly.

"Crate Power, Upgrade the first weapon taken from mystery box,"

Harv used the mystery box and got a gun called the Dingo.

It was automatically upgraded and was now called the Dire Wolf.

"Now, let's go," Rictofen said, and they rushed to the teleporter and arrived back in Area 51.

The zombies hadn't arrived yet, and they used this to their advantage. Luke used the gumball machine. He got a purple and white gumball.

"Licensed Contractor gives a Carpenter power-up."

Luke bit into it, and it spawned a golden hammer, surrounded by a green glow. He walked into it, and it did nothing, as there was nothing to use it on.

"What did that do?" He asked.

"Supposed to rebuild barriers, but there isn't any here, so it's useless," Rictofen said without looking.

The zombies now started to rush in. Luke used the gumball machine again and got one called Fatal Contraction. He used it, and it spawned a blue power-up. He ran into it and found himself holding a futuristic minigun. He fired it, and it mowed down the zombies and dogs. There was no recoil to it. Harv used the Dingo he was holding, while Rictofen as rewiring the teleporter.

After about 10 minutes of mowing down zombies, they started to push up, and Harv was running out of Dingo ammo. Rictofen finished and forced them onto the teleporter. The zombies were pushing upwards, and Harv decided to use the gumball machine to push them back. He grabbed and pocketed it, and Rictofen forced them on.

"GO!" He yelled.

As they left, they saw a zombie bite Rictofen in the neck, until he dropped to the floor. More zombies grabbed him and bit and ate him. Harv and Luke left, and saw, a circular vortex before landing in the teleporter they built.

It was the dead of night. It was very quiet, but people started to look out of their windows, because of the loud noise produced by the teleporter. Serena, Ash and his mom awoke, and came outside, surprised to see them.

"Okay," Harv said, taking a deep breath. "Time for plan B,"