Miran: It's about time I updated this. Hey, I checked the guidelines. I really shouldn't be posting this. One, it has blood and stuff and the guidelines clearly state that only sissy stories are to be posted. Two, it's sort of in second person. Does anyone have a problem with this story? If so, I'll stop writing, okay? Because I actually hate to break rules *cough*andgetcaught*coughcough*.
So...
Luvandia- Request granted. :P
In-Chan Sakura- In good time, my friend.
orangesky8- Dude, that is sick. I love you. I'll get to Dell as soon as I get some other people killed. You know, I'm kinda busy with all of this dismembering, maiming, and/or decapitating to do.
OtakuGirl347- You have interesting theories... Do you realize that I'm capable of changing the killer? I haven't written the name or anything so it could be anyone... Also, that was the chapter with no logic. I'll think about your idea...
alvinluv- Aw, you're so sweet. Tei, huh? That definitely deserves some thought... and a chapter... By the way, request granted.
Seisaku- How many people want to kill Lily? The world may never know. XD So your request is granted as well.
Lii and Eii- Iroha's outfit is weird. I do like her voice but I kind of wanted to kill her. For fun, you know.
Chikanpo- And another vote for Neru. What's up with the blondes, hm? Enjoy this chapter.
Renji-tan- Hey, I could actually do that. However, I don't have a nice, clean, well stocked bathroom to rely on at the moment. Also, I have no idea who... Kagami Kawaiine is. But- no offense- I do hate that name. Lack of creativity right there. I can't promise you anything with Tei.
The Sad Pitiful Girl-chan- Don't be sad. I'm sure you're beautiful. If Lily counts as an older Vocaloid, then there you go.
GlaDOS- Looks like the killer and the mastermind will be feasting on some frog legs soon. But I won't tell when. I'll get around to it though.
AkaiChouNoKoe- Kiyoteru? Sure, I'll start working on that too. I don't know exactly where I'd get a mining pick, but a poker was utilized in this chapter.
And from chapter 7...
alvinluv- Your idea has been used. You are responsible for the lack of sanity in this chapter.
You guys are so evil. I love you all. So when I read through the reviews without really thinking about what was written felt so damn happy, I thought, Looks like Lily and Neru have to go. They're both blonde. By the way, how do you spell that? Blonde or blond?
Note: This in the POV of the killer. I just thought, well...
Disclaimer: Stop pestering me.
Oh look, you've finally come back. I actually came before you! Isn't that a surprise? You're really late today. Oh yeah, speaking of surprises, I brought Lily and Neru over here.
Jeez, now you need to hear an explanation for everything? Hello? They shouldn't be alive. You know how annoying Neru is. Even now, she's texting. I bet she'll text in her grave. And Lily… Just look at her. She's a—excuse my language—a whore, actually. Have you seen her clothing?
Stop staring at her! I mean, really, it's stupid. Don't get attached. She won't live to see tomorrow. There are too many yellow Vocaloids anyway. Those yellow-based ones don't really serve a purpose.
Stab them? Oh jeez, you're too nice. Stabbing isn't the most fun… I had a more creative idea. All we really have to do is sit back and watch. Wanna know what it is? I hope you don't mind, because we're having a tea party! You're just in time! Don't say it's embarrassing. Just drink tea and eat cookies. That's what tea parties are all about.
Hey! The tea isn't that bad! Don't spit it out! I mean, I made it myself, too! Yeah, yeah, it's not as good as yours, whatever. You know what? You make the tea next time. I'll just buy cookies and that's that.
Lily? What do you mean? It tastes fine! It's store-bought! Jeez, stop complaining. It's just fine! You're just weird. You just have to point out every little… imperfection, don't you?
What about you, Neru? What do you think? You think the tea tastes weird? It's cinnamon tea. I like it. Be nice to your host! Stop texting!
I swear, I'm surrounded by idiots. Oh no, not you. My dear, I would never think of you as an idiot. Maybe. Haha, I'm just kidding.
So… What do we do now? This isn't quite as entertaining as I'd hoped. I guess we still have to wait a bit…
Ah, there we go! To be perfectly honest, it happened a lot faster than I'd imagined. Sure, sure, it's pneumonia. Of course pneumonia makes you cough up blood.
Lily and Neru are idiots, don't you think? They just ate whatever I gave them. And then they wondered why they were spitting up that stuff.
Yes, I know you two can hear me. Just shut up, okay? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were having trouble keeping your mouth shut. You'd drown in your blood if you tried, wouldn't you? I mean, your esophagus is already scratched up and stuff. Don't try to scream, you airhead. Lily, don't you know that you can't scream right now. All I hear is gurgling. Listen, Neru. Do you hear the whole gghghhghgh thing going on? You sound more like kkcohgkcohgck, much rougher.
… You're kidding me. You're dying and all you can do is complain. Yes, I see it in your eyes. It's that look. It's saying, "Those cookies were awful. They tasted like dirt. And that tea was obviously made of bell peppers. It was practically sea water, with the fish included." That really hurts my feelings, you know. On the bright side, I have more… motivation to claw your eyes out. You brought it on yourself. Both of you. I know both of you are thinking about the poor quality of the food. Just shut up.
You know what? I'm done waiting for you to die. I hate waiting. Here… let me grab this poker… There we go! I usually use this to, well, poke burning logs in the fireplace and stuff, but I'm sure this'll be much more exciting.
Ready… Here we go! Whoa, that looks painful. I even missed your eye. It looks like I scraped your cheekbone. I mean that literally. I really mean I dug a little trench in there. I'll bet the flakes of bone are floating in the blood. Let me try again, will you? Oh, be a good sport!
There we go, there we go. Right into the eye. That didn't hurt too much, did it? I mean, you're dead, Neru. I didn't maim you, old buddy. Be grateful.
As for you… Lily, I really don't like you. Heads up! Wow, that was almost a scream. It's too bad you're choking because I would've loved to hear that.
I'm sorry for torturing you. Wait a minute. No, I'm not. I have no reason to be sorry because you, Lily, are a royal pain in the ass. I don't want to deal with you. You're useless. Why are you even alive? Why are you stared at? Why are you thought of as a stunning, charismatic beauty when you're just… worthless? You serve no purpose. All you're doing is taking up the spotlight. Why are you fighting? Why are you praying you'll live?
That's it. I've had enough of you. I'm done jabbing you with this poker. No. I'm going to maim you now and I'm really going to enjoy it. I'm going to scar your face, actually. No one will think of you as beautiful anymore. However, they'll never see you again.
Scream. Shout. Beg for mercy. I don't care. I'd rather drink your filthy blood than let you escape. There's no hope. It doesn't matter what you do.
See, Lily? It's all over now. I tried to make your life last as long as possible but I guess that wasn't too long with all of the blood loss and such. Still, I'm glad it's over. I never want to look at those… sick blue eyes ever again.
Hey, dear, are you okay? I'm sorry if I surprised you. It's just… I'm angry. I had to do that. Those two were being stupid. They weren't helping anyone.
… What about us? I'm helping you and you're helping me. We even got one or two Vocaloids to heaven. They always said they wanted to know what heaven was like. Now they know.
Or they're in hell. I guess we'll find out eventually.
Can we go get a snack? Killing people is tiring. I even took time to disfigure them. You have no idea how much effort that takes.
… Yes. I could have killed you if I wanted to…
I think I may have changed my idea for the killer and the mastermind. Hehehe...
Thank you for reading~!
... But if you don't review (even flames are welcome) you'll be the victim in the next chapter. And I'll kill you in the most horrible way possible.
I'm kidding. But I would love you even more than I do now.
You can keep suggesting things. Go ahead. I'm all ears.
Until I certain time when I'm all stomach. Whatever. Please, just review.
