"I got hoooooeeeeessss"

"Call-iiiinnng on my motherfucking phooooooooooone"

(Silence)

Looks like I'm in an empty room, I thought to myself as wiggled a little. I was lying on my back, and hands and feet were apparently stuck to surface and set apart, which is the first time someone thought about how I could easily get out. "JARVIS, turn on thermal vision and dub-translation", I whispered as I started seeing blue instead of a blindfold, I then looked around the place, not sensing any-

"Hold up," I said as I looked in a corner of the room. I saw a tiny spot of green, surrounding yellow, surrounding red. "Who are you, because I can see your core organs running," I questioned the figure. The tiny spot of activity expanded, into a human figure. "My name is Tsu," My glasses translated. I think; I don't understand dub rules yet. "I am watching you to make sure you don't escape," She said as she approached and took the blindfold off. "I am also supposed to interrogate you."

"I'm not taking, mostly because I picked up a radio signal from inside here, and a matching one 20 meters from here. I said as I then remotely activated my storage watched. A pill launched out, then exploded, immediately turning yellow, then green, then fading to show the apparently purple goo melting into a clear, distilled water surrounded by purple coloring.

"I love PH neutral. Here is a clue for capturing me, like the first one said," I said as I stood up and reached my newly free hands into my pockets, pulling out an envelope. I gave it to Tsu, patted her on the back, then walked out the door, leaving her frozen in surprise. *static* 'Are you there Tsu? Tsu!' the hidden radio cackled as she spoke into it. I actually don't know what she said because the door closed right then. I do know I went to heat the rice and soup I made and ate it at around...

8 PM

I was eating my rice at the cooking area for a few minutes when everyone came back around sunset, some of them holding the chest I dug in the ground. Lalu then went up to me and pulled my ear.

"OOW!" I yelled as he spoke in my now hurt ear. "Give me the key that we spent 2 hours looking for," He said as another showed me the note I hid with the chest. he was the red-white haired kid from earlier. He was also twice as irritated.

"Fine, geez," I gave in as I took the key out my pocket. I then finished my rice and got up to make my bed. "Enjoy the rice," I said, pointing at the food on the stove. I then went to bed as I was tired after putting together that entire quest. I fell asleep to the sound of cheering, and content.

The next morning...Actually jk I slept till the afternoon.

I woke up to see a bunch of sleeping bags around me, but no one around me, except for a note taped to my head. I took it off and started reading. "Dear Ola, everyone liked what you hid the chest. It is amazing how you manage to perfectly split that much yen across hundreds of students. Hope you wake up so we can hang out. Sincerely, Midoriya," It finished. Naturally, I put it off for later as I changed into my clothes and went outside. I heard the sounds of training going on, so I then went back and got my iPod. "Imma go for a run then," I said as I turned on my playlist and started running along the path.

I ran for around 4 hours before hearing the familiar sound of a portal opening up. The thing is, it isn't Lalu's familiar blue color or Soma's grey color. "I wonder who it is, and how stupid it is to sneak up." I said under my breath as I crouched and hid behind the bushes. I saw 9 figures come out. A clock, some World War wannabe, a guy in shades, a venom costume, some nibba with his whole body tied up, a magician, some guy with a weird chin, and...

"A stage 5 furry and a thot supreme," My thot/fag-o-meter said as it rated off the charts. I then immediately got my thot-be-gone set out of my watch, first going with the gas grenade. I put on my invisibility cloak and threw the grenade over. It bounces off the lizard and immediately blew up, enveloping all 9 people in a smoke.

"I can't breath!" I heard one say. Most likely the girl.

"What the fuck?!"

"We just got here!"

"Flesh, I already smell..."

An array of teeth then came through the smoke at me. "Thot Destroyer!" I yelled as I shot the limited edition Patrick cannon at the teeth. Everything exploded, and I started running and talking into my glasses.

Back at camp(Forgive me I'm breaking first person here)...

"You have any fives?" Joe said as he played Goldfish with John and Lalu by one of the campfires. A voice then spoke up from Lalu's watch. "Emergency *static* Villains appeared *static* had to bust out the special edition *static* keep everyone inside *static*"

"If he had to bust out the special edition..." Lalu trailed off... He then started sprinting to all the admins to keep everyone inside.

"We need to go!" Joe said as started to get up too. John also got up but he started going in the opposite direction. "John? John!" Joe yelled as John ignored him, going into the forest.

Back in the forest...

"Atomic Slash!" I yelled as I started slicing away at the constant barrage of teeth once again. My clothes were in tatters and I was bleeding on his right forearm. Soon enough, the sword from OPM broke in half as a tooth extended through it. Immediately, the guy with the weird chin shot blue flames at me, knocking me twenty feet back into a tree. If only I had a second, I could put on my speed gloves and book it, I said as I slowly started to get up. Immediately, a mass of swords swung right above me, slicing the tree in half. Now!, I thought as I use the small opening to put on my gloves. Yellow lightning then enveloped me as I started running around the 9 people, using my knife, I either cut some of their hair or skin, then put it in my power watch to analyze, I then ran away, as I was going to need time to prepare if I even wanted to consider clutching an 1-8 ba-

"Ola watch-" John tried to say as I ran into him and Joe, falling in a tumble after a half mile run. "What are you guys doing?!" I said in excited confusion. "I can't allow those people to hurt others like you are," John replied solemnly as he took my glasses and aimed down to where I was running from. Immediately, he shaped his hands like a gun. "Joe, Ola, get behind me!"

"We should support him," Joe said, serious as he grabbed Johns back. I put on my power gloves and got behind Joe, getting ready to take the brunt of whatever force is going to push us back. His pointer fingers started glowing as the heat was creating wind flowing around it. "Oh no...JARVIS how close are the villains?" I said worried as John continued to power up his shot. "200 ft," my AI replied as John reared back and looked for them with my glasses' enhanced vision. "BANG!" He yelled as a blue orb exited his hands at Mach 4, flying away and exploding almost instantly a short distance away. The explosive force then hit us as I dug my feet into the ground to keep from us flying backward. In a short while, it stopped leaving us looking at a 300-meter crater, with nothing left but a purple portal...

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" John yelled with now broken pointer fingers.

"We need to go. Now." Joe said as he urged his friend away back to camp. I followed, content to stay inside for the rest of our time here. Momo's parents are going to kill me, if not all four of us over this, I thought to myself as I followed them back to camp.