AU. OOCness on all ends of everything! Sorry for any mistakes! R&R

JuusanOkami: thanks for the one-shot story idea!

The Valentine's day request! Next is Halloween! yay :D I know this isn't a typical Valentine's day chapter...(and it's long) but I really wanted to get this song on a story of mine. And it's kinda romantic at the end so :p


"Rise and shine!"

Soi grunted in distaste when the curtains in her room where tore apart and her blinds were yanked up and sunlight pierced her eyeballs. "Ugh!" She rolled over and tugged the covers up over her head.

"Nope! Get up! You have to go to work!"

"It's Friday!"

"All the more reason to go and get it over with." The sheets were tugged back down and Soi blinked angrily up at Ggio, who simply smirked back. "It's nine…you have half an hour to take a shower and then fifteen more minutes to get to work. You'll be done by five and I'll meet you here."

Soi grunted.

"It's Valentines, we're gunna go to that party at your girlfriend's house tonight. Get up and boogie baby." He chuckled evilly and dropped from her line of sight.

Soi sighed and slid out of bed, stumbling slightly and slinking down the hall to the bathroom.

"Fuck my life."


Ggio and Soi stood on Yoruichi's front steps of her small house. The door opened and Ggio stepped inside, saying a loud hello to everyone.

"You know I hate that." Yoruichi eyed her girlfriend.

Soi blew a plume of gray smoke from her lips and crunched her cigarette under her sneaker. "I only do it twice a day." She took the offered gum from Yoruichi, she insisted that if Soi was going to continue to smoke…she would make her either eat several mints or chew gum.

'Because I'm not going to kiss someone whose mouth tastes like an ash tray.' She'd said.

Soi blew a bubbled and sucked it back into her mouth before she popped it with a dull snap and grinned at her violet haired girlfriend. Yoruichi rolled her eyes before grabbing the front of Soi's red shirt and tugging her in for a kiss.

"The party is starting." She mumbled and pulled her inside, closing the door.


"Blame it on the Goose, got you feelin loose.
Blame it on the 'Tron got you in the zone.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol!"

Kisuke turned up the volume and turned back to the crowd with a cheer. Everyone was dancing with everyone.

"Eh, she says she usually don't, but I know that she front.
'Cause shorty know that she want,
but she don't wanna seem like she's easy."

Yoruichi gave Soi another shot, who downed it and tossed the small glass to the side before she took Yoruichi by the hips and pulled her in closer.

"I ain't sayin what you won't do.
But you know we probably gonna do
what you've been feelin' deep inside. Don't lie now."

Matsumoto grabbed Hitsugaya off the couch and almost vaulted him across the living room so she could get him to dance with her. He seemed less likely to dance after that than before.

"Boy, what you drinkin'?
Gonna let it sink in. Here for the weekend thinkin',
we can see what we can be if we press fast-forward.
Just one more round and your down, I know it."

Even Retsu was dancing with an excited Isane. Who was a decent dancer despite her long limbs.

"Fill another cup up. Feelin' on your butt, what?
You don't even care now. I was unaware how fine you was.
Before my buzz set in. My buzz set in."

Soi was always aware of how fuckin sexy her girlfriend was, even before they started dating. Being drunk just made her that much hotter. And it made Soi feel that much luckier. Especially when she grinned at a still jealous Kisuke over Yoruichi shoulder.

"Blame it on the Goose. Got you feelin' loose.
Blame it on the 'Tron, got you in the zone.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol!"

Yoruichi pressed herself impossibly tighter to the smaller woman in front of her. There wasn't a gap of space between them. She buried her fingers into Soi's hair and brought their lips together, smirking as Soi's hand grabbed her ass and tried to get her even closer.

"Blame it on the Vodka, blame it on the Henny.
Blame it on the blue top, got you feelin' dizzy.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Now to all the ballas poppin' bottles,
with their Henny in their cups. Screamin' money
ain't a thing if you ain't throw it up, in the sky.
And hold your drinks up high."

Shin, Rose, and Renji sat giggling on the couch, trying to keep up with the song before Lisa smacked Shin upside the head.

"And to my independent mamas who can
buy they own bottles, if you lookin' like a model
when them broke fellas holla, tell them bye. And hold
your drinks up high."

Kisuke stared glumly from the arm of the couch as Soi and Yoruichi danced, well…dry humped, and guzzled his fifth beer of the night. Yoruichi had broken up with him two years ago to be with Soi and it still stung as deep as ever.

She'd told him it was going to happen eventually anyways, why hold off the inevitable. He grumbled to himself and finished her beer and shuffled off to the kitchen for another.

"Blame it on the Goose, got you feelin' loose.
Blame it on the 'Tron, got you in the zone.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the Vodka, blame it on the Henny.
Blame it on that blue top, got you feelin dizzy.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol."


Soi woke up in Yoruichi's bed, it was dark out, she glanced at the alarm clock behind her.

3:43AM glared at her in bright bold red letters.

She sighed and lay back down, her head swam and she groaned. Oh…she was going to have such a bad hangover, that was certain.

She remembered something suddenly and shuffled, checking herself…her clothes were gone. She slipped out of bed, trying to ignore the fact that the room spun while she stood still.

Yoruichi was forced to way up for the harsh movement of the bed; she rolled over and watched Soi shift through her clothes. She noted how skinny Soi was…she could see almost every single vertebra and almost all of her lower ribs. "What are you doing?" She wasn't surprised by how raspy her voice was.

Soi glanced back. "Lookin' for something." She looked back at her jeans and dug through her pockets. "Ha!" She cried triumphantly a moment later and held a closed fist into the air. "Found it."

"Found what?" Yoruichi sat up, shivering at the cold. She could feel goose bumps prickle her skin.

Soi stumbled back to the bed and sat on her knees in front of Yoruichi. "Yoru, you-you know I love you right?"

"Mm hm." Yoruichi nodded.

"And…and I want you to be happy."

"Mm hm."

"And we've been –gether for a long time…and was in love a long time for that."

Yoruichi nodded again, smiling at Soi's tired slurring. She was an adorable drunk.

"Right, so…I got this." She uncurled her slim fingers and they both stared at the black box in her hand. "I wanted it to be a good Valentine surprise." Soi mumbled.

Yoruichi blinked, sobering only slightly. "Soi…that's…?"

"Yeah. Yoru…marry me." Soi asked softly. Yoruichi stared at her for a long time, and for all the seriousness the Chinese woman's face showed…she wouldn't have known she was drunk.

"Course." Yoruichi grinned happily, laughing when Soi cheered and opened the box. "Wow."

"I thought you'd like orange more than a plain…diamond…bad choice?"

Yoruichi shook her head and gave her new fiancé an almost sloppy kiss on the lips. "Perfect."

"Happy Valentine's day Yoru." Soi mumbled as she tired, missed, and tried again successfully to place the ring on Yoruichi's finger.

Yoruichi laughed again and pulled Soi into a hug, falling back on the bed. "Happy Valentine's day."


On Halloween...I may not have the next chapter up...I dunno. I'll try and get it up before Halloween...probably with the song Thriller in it :), but I'm not gunna be really focusing on this because I'm going trick-or-treating with a girl I'm crushing super hard on...wish me luck! No promises on when the next chapter will be up though.

Song: You should know this song if your a teen.