AN: ZOMG, I havnt written a chapta for ths storay in so long! I started this storay as a sophore and am ending it as a seener. I am soooooo old, matur and popular, LOL! Anywa, lez get on wit da storay. Is you reddy for love, betrayalz, deth, and HOMOSEXALITAY?!1 Dats wat da kids like these days, amirite? But sex alwayz brings da bois to my yard. :) :3 XD
"Homegirl!" An ebony voice called, diving into my fragile dream. My long eyelashes began to rise, revealing my beautiful sapphire turquoise cerulean eyes. I felt a hand roughly shaking my shoulder, with an urgent, almost panicked, desperation. I looked up to see Rue, my black sassy black friend, pursing her lips and sensually swinging her hips in fear. "Come on homegirl, this forest is lit!" I roll my royal blue forget me not sky blue eyes in exasperation. "Yes Rue, I agree that this is a very enchanting forest. Or in the language of the blacks, I suppose you could call it lit." I'm like the only white person who can interpret what Rue says. Ghetto is a really hard language to understand, and only people as liberal and open minded as me can truly understand it.
Rue shook her head, her urban brazillian weave swaying in the cool morning air. "No, not that kind of lit white girl, it's literally on fire!" I tear my eyes from her vanity wig, to see the surrounding forest area covered in a blazing inferno. Trees were slowly giving way to the flame, falling to the floor to be fully enveloped by the glowing red chaos. I gasped, and raised a hand to my mouth. "By golly, I think you may be correct! We need to leave immediately!" I sprouted a pair of angel wings, and gracefully floated towards the ground. Ru cartwheeled and landed next to me in the splits. (Blak ppl r gud dancers!1) "Let's go!" I screamed. We dashed through the raging hell, narrowly dodging flaming hunks of wood or the occasional clown.
Finally, we made it to an area that was safe. We looked around, and saw lush green vibrant forests, along with the pink, blue, and orange shades that accompanied the rising morning sun. We both sighed in relief, and took in the aesthetic view. "Wait, take my picture really quick" I said, handing my Galaxy Note 7 to Rue. She snapped a picture of me, smiling beautifully next to the sunset. She handed the phone back to me, and I smiled approvingly. "Nice! I need to post this shit on my tinder." I smirked. Rue nodded in agreement. "Yeah girl, get that dick!" We came across a large tree that looked rather roomy and spacious. We sat under it, and enjoyed the shave.
I heard a small beeping noise, and looked above my head. It was a small white box attached to a white parachute. A sponsor gift! It landed on the lush green grass without a sound. Rue and I both approached the box curiously, like predators sizing up their prey. "Well? Open that shit up!" Rue snapped impatiently. I approached the box, and attempted to lift the lid off. It didn't budge. I grew extremely furious, and jumped on it until it shattered into ivory pieces. "Don't mess with me bitch!" I shrieked at the now deceased box. Inside of the remains of the package, two mocha lattes from Starbucks sat.
"I LOVE STARBUCKS!" I shrieked. I grabbed the drink, and slurped it up in one gulp. Rue shrugged, and grabbed her drink. "White peopleā¦" She muttered, before reluctantly taking a sip of the delicious heaven sent angel puke. Just then, we heard people walking towards us. I was fucking triggered. We saw three other tributes walking towards us. They saw us drinking starbucks and started laughing at us. "Wow! I can't believe it! Of course the white girl's drinking starbucks, but why would a black do anything that stupid?!
I was completely livid with anger. "Did you just assume my gender?! I screeched, running at them with the sheer force and rage of sonic the hedgehog himself. I ran to one guy, jumped in the air, and roundhouse kicked his face into a tree. His head exploded in an explosion of guts, important vital organs, and bloody blood blood. One of the tributes gasped, and broke out in tears. "Why did you kill him?! All we did was make racially insensitive comments!" Rue growled, bounding towards him. "SQUARE UP MOTHER FUCKER!" She charged him and smashed her ebony fist into his groin. The sheer force caused him to launch into a steel beam that not even jet fuel could melt.
The third begged for mercy. "Please! I'm only 17, and haven't even gotten my learners permit yet!" "WHY WOULD I SHOW YOU MERCY?!" Ru shrieked. "THEY DIDN'T SHOW MY HOMEGIRL LAKISHA ANY MERCY! SIT YO ASS DOWN WHITE BOY, I AINT BOUT TO LET YOU DO ME HOW THEY DID MY GIRL LAKISHA!" We both charged him and began to pound him relentlessly with our first. Soon he was black and blue. "NOOOOO! MY WHITE PRIVELEGE!" He sobbed. Ru swung him around and threw him towards me.
"Batter up!" I giggled, before cracking his head open with a baseball bat. Cool and edgy stuff happened like blood spraying everywhere and other gross stuff your parents would be scandalized if they ever heard you reading about. You're welcome kids. Soon the lush vibrant green fields were nourished and watered by the red blood of tyrants. Ru and I were so proud of ourselves. Fighting racism through peaceful protest, just like Martin Luther King.
"Alright shawty, we need to find them other tributes" Ru reasoned. I agreed, nodding my head. "True, but first we should take a break and set up camp in the tree." I responded. We flew up to the tree, and began to decompress, until we heard more footsteps. I looked to see a group containing some of the career tributes. I saw Cato, Glimmer, Marvel, and some other bitch who's name I forgot. Most importantly, I saw FLYNN MOTHA FUCKING WESLEY! My heart leaped for joy and my vagina sang for penetration.
AN: Prety gud, huh? Ya, I kno. Thx for reedin I ges. Its da best storay on fanficshun. All the othrs suk. I haf a hedache DX IM DYING!1111 Kil urselfs.
