Attack of the Killer Death Squirrel!
Chapter Eight: Endless Fiction.
"Short-hair what are we going to do! It'll catch us at this rate!"
"I'm working on it, but I can't exactly fire a railgun while holding on to you, the time I need to concentrate while trying not to fry you is time we don't have!"
"My walking church will protect me!"
"You're what?"
"It's a special magic on my cloths that protect me from nearly any sort of attack!"
"I see…but would it still work without your cap?"
"What do you mean?!"
"Your cap fell off when I grabbed you,"
"What?! Why didn't you say anything?"
"I thought it was just a cap!"
As the two girls continued to argue the gigantic pink haired dinosaur with fairy wings made of cake got closer to the level 5, and she barely managed to dodge when he struck, but then again it wasn't very hard…he had little t-rex hands after all.
But his neck was enormous.
However, Mikoto noticed something.
"That's it!"
And with that she began her assault!
…
"Are we going to try to save Biri-Biri and Index soon?"
The two girls were currently engaged in a deep conversation over minions when Touma's words reached them, feeling embarrassed they decided to get serious. After all this was no time to talk!
"But I think Misaka-san has things under control…"
Just then a familiar small cap stained with ramen floated by the boat catching certain people's attention.
"Isn't that…"
"Maybe we should get more serious shouldn't we…"
Just as the words left Laura's mouth however, Mikoto landed on the boat with a couple of sparks. She had done her part and the ramen began to all but vanish (thanks to a convenient sewage system), leaving the "team" standing on a boat that was about to capsize.
But that was the least of their worries at the moment, as in front of them lay a squirrel on the verge of tears.
"How!"
"It really wasn't that hard, I just noticed that you were bleeding quite a lot for a guy who hadn't been hit yet and realized that while you yourself weren't injured, the rest of the creatures surrounding you were."
The Squirrel looked livid and let out a barbaric cry, one so powerful that it caused Kuroko to awaken from her coma thinking it was Touma's mating call…
Yah, we don't know why she thought that either…
"I will protect Onee-sama's chastity!" she cried, needless to say she was put back into a coma several sparks later.
"I was hoping to use this when I faced Aliester, but you'll do!"
And with that, an enormous hand erupted from the ground, catching everyone off guard. However those few seconds was all the Squirrel needed to enter the gigantic Mech, grab Mikoto, and shove her into the robots chest (which had a small opening build just for her).
"What the hells that?!"
An evil laughter was heard and everyone's eyes widened as the enormous robot, which looked like a certain pair of space frogs "God Keron" stood over them.
"Now it's over." The squirrel said, his voice booming "with railgun functioning as my power source this robot is unstoppable! And by using the network your puny Accelerator won't stand a chance! Now hand over Index and I may let you go!"
The heroes looked at the robot as if it were stupid before muttering to themselves
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Misaka still holding index when we saw her?"
However they didn't get a chance to say anything as the robot shot a giant beam from its two ridiculous hands "if you won't hand her over to me, then you will all die!""
However the impact never came, as the beam suddenly turned around and hit the robots cockpit, sending the squirrel to the ground.
"Why…" he muttered suddenly the robots small chest hatch opened and out came Mikoto, along with Index.
"Are you serious, you put me, the world's greatest electromaster in the center of your machine, of course I would hack it!"
"The squirrel berated itself for making such a huge mistake and began to twitch uncontrollably, as if the last of its sanity had finally left him. All the meanwhile Mikoto was taking whatever sister clones the squirrel had kidnapped out of the machine.
"We were careless, Misaka states as she explains how she ended up in this situation," one of them had said.
However, the fight was far from over and as if gaining his sanity back, the squirrel hit touma over the head and used a spell to make everyone else fall asleep. It failed due to Image Breaker, but he didn't seem to notice.
"You think you've bested me do you, well I'll show you!" the squirrel cried, foam beginning to gather in its mouth "I'll use my trump card, Endless Fiction!"
And with that, the scene was engulfed in a blinding white light.
…
While this was our forgotten heroine, Himegami Aisa, ran with all her might. In her hands was an item that could defeat the enemy once and for all.
It was the Blasting Rod. (Which the squirrel had unknowingly dropped back in chapter six)
She had found the item after it landed on her head, once she realized what it looked like, she immediately made her way out of the woods to show it to index. Then a river of ramen had made its way over to her, and she would have drowned if it wasn't for the item, the second the ramen had gotten near it had been blasted away and Himegami could only marvel at its power.
Then she heard a little voice in her head, it told her to hear toward the giant monster, and still rather impressed by the items power, complied. Along the way she helped save a girl wearing a baseball helmet and clinging to a bat as if her life depended on it and told her of her mission given to her by the magical item.
At first the girl didn't seem to believe her, but after witnessing another blast, she had all but jumped aboard to help her with her "mission".
And so the two black haired girls made their way over to the blinding light.
…
As the light dimed down, the group could only stare at the squirrel in confusion. While most of the teams females (meaning the sisters, misaki, mikoto, and index) were looking over touma. The rest (minus a still down Kuroko and Accelerator) only looked upon the scene in awe. Then Laura remembered something.
"I just realized something, didn't you burn down a tree after we erased Index's memories for the first time?" she asked looking at stiyl as if he were some sort of unruly child.
"What?"
"Ah, so this is his entire fault." Misaki said, deciding to put her own two cents in.
"Wait what!"
"Are you serious?"
Index just gave Stiyl a look, a look full of pity, as if he were a lost cause before returning her attention to Touma.
"Don't look at me that way, I'm innocent I tell you!"
Just then the Squirrel let out a war cry and flew toward the sky, fully determined on obliterating them all.
"You won't get away this time, thanks to my Endless Fiction I now possess the power of the strongest being in the universe!" he cried, raising his newly gained hands in the air.
If anyone on the ground took the situation seriously, they may have wondered what his new form was. His Endless Fiction had given him the body of a man, and not just any man
But the most hated/loved man in the world.
It had given him the form of Son Goku (with a Squirrel head)
And he was preparing his most powerful attack.
The Spirit Bomb.
Shinnypichu88's authors note: before you ask, yes, yes it was form ArmoredCoreNineBall's story Forgotten. consider it an easter egg.
next Chapter is the end! i'm also planning some more parodies hopefully better written featuring a few characters that are rarely used.
the first will star Mikoto and her SISTERS (this one doesn't count as the special stories i mentioned a few words ago) making a movie for the world to see.
the second will star our favorite nun as she discovers the magical world of Minecraft
and the third will be staring none other than Stiyl, Himegami, and Saten (- she doesn't count either)!
may also make a forth staring Kuroko. just to make 5 parodies and be able to sleep at night.
well until next time, hope you like the final battle between the Squirrel and a certain someone!
take a guess as to who, come on i dare you (its not Touma)
so until next time, Read and Review!
